Because rumor has it that there might be more behind the couple's reconciliation than the well-being of their young son.
From Gawker:
Within the next four to six weeks Palin's PR people will be releasing news that Bristol and Levi have signed on to "star" in a new reality show. All about young parenting. And yes, they will also work up to a wedding. This is part of the planned "story arc." Sort of a Bethenny Gets Married but with a faux conservative/young Republicans spin. Levi will be promoted as young, decent, salt of the earth guy, Bristol will be seen dealing with the "challenges" of young motherhood (with Trig and the nannies kept carefully out of sight.) Willow will be on a lot. (Since it's not like she goes to school.) They'll attempt to boost rankings in the first few episodes by having Sarah cameos, maybe some Piper thrown in there, but the rest of the time will be a "conservative young marrieds who just happen to already have a baby" theme.
It's not really Levi's fault that he got sucked back into the Palins' orbit. When you have no way to come up with $1700 a month in child support (he has to earn at least $3000 per month before taxes to pay that) and there aren't any other jobs out there, plus you can't leave the state because you're hoping to get shared custody of your child, options are limited. This way he gets a salary, the Palins get off his back about the child custody hearing and lower his support payments, and everybody can align themselves with serving the Palin/Rove/Murdoch "myth machine" that has been so painstakingly built for years around the mythical exploits of Super Sarah and her family.
I say fuck it! Why not!? These two are already the butt of America's joke and they might as well embrace their role and make some cash before either one of them has to settle into the only job their qualified for: fast food drive through jockey. It's not like their son has a chance in hell anyway. Something tells me that six episodes of Newlyweds meets Northern Exposure sounds like the perfect way for me to kill an afternoon and for them to kill whatever dignity they have left. />
Because rumor has it that there might be more behind the couple's reconciliation than the well-being of their young son.
From Gawker:
Within the next four to six weeks Palin's PR people will be releasing news that Bristol and Levi have signed on to "star" in a new reality show. All about young parenting. And yes, they will also work up to a wedding. This is part of the planned "story arc." Sort of a Bethenny Gets Married but with a faux conservative/young Republicans spin. Levi will be prom...
We haven't really been covering the Mel Gibson audiotapes that have been leaking every day, and I'm not sure why because they are AWESOME. Awesomely scary, awesomely revealing and you know, kind of awesomely hilarious on a very superficial level.
Today tape number five was released and while there's no, "I'm going to burn the house down, but first you're going to blow me", it's full of seriously degrading and insane soundbites just like the rest of them. Here's a taste if you can't click on the...
Wow, this is some high school shit.
Kelly Osbourne, who seems to have been doing well the past couple of years, has reportedly split from her fiance Luke Worrall after she learned that he was cheating on her. Like so many people do these days, the two let their nasty break up play out in public via their Facebook profile statuses. At one point Kelly's status read, "Like Worrall makes me sick!" It reads like a Valley girl wrote it, but I'm assuming it's a typo since "i" and "u" sit next to each other on the keyboard.
Yesterday, Kelly acknowledged the situation on her Twitter, simply saying, "thank you all so much for your support but the matter is private and will not be commenting enough damage has already be done!"
It's a shame that things had to end this way for a few reasons. 1) I thought that Kelly and Luke were pretty cute together and the happiness they shared was great motivation for her to stay sober and healthy, 2) Cheating douches need to die, and 3) Facebook break ups are so so SO tacky. />Wow, this is some high school shit.
Kelly Osbourne, who seems to have been doing well the past couple of years, has reportedly split from her fiance Luke Worrall after she learned that he was cheating on her. Like so many people do these days, the two let their nasty break up play out in public via their Facebook profile statuses. At one point Kelly's status read, "Like Worrall makes me sick!" It reads like a Valley girl wrote it, but I'm assuming it's a typo since "i" and "u" sit next to each o...
OK, so you know that True Blood dude Chris Gartin that Jennifer Aniston is supposedly dating? It turns out that the two have known each other for like, a decade because get this: Jennifer was friends with him and his wife. Meaning she knew this married couple that broke up and then she scooped in on the now-single husband. Damn. Can't say I haven't played the rebound before, but I also understand why Chris' ex, Joanne Gartin is feeling mad hurt right now.
Though a friend of Joanne's who spoke with RadarOnline said she's "not interested" in discussing the relationship, she did acknowledge that for over ten years she considered all three people involved to be friends.
As of right now, the people who seem to be most upset about this are friends of Joanne and the tabloids, but I find it interesting that after her rocky relationship history Jennifer would do something so karmically negative. />
OK, so you know that True Blood dude Chris Gartin that Jennifer Aniston is supposedly dating? It turns out that the two have known each other for like, a decade because get this: Jennifer was friends with him and his wife. Meaning she knew this married couple that broke up and then she scooped in on the now-single husband. Damn. Can't say I haven't played the rebound before, but I also understand why Chris' ex, Joanne Gartin is feeling mad hurt right now.
Though a friend of Joanne's who spo...
If any of you caught Monday's episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey, you saw the absolutely trashtastic brawl that went down between Danielle, Teresa and Ashley. We already know that Danielle had Ashley arrested for assault and yesterday her lawyer told HollywoodLife that she'll be taking both Ashley and Teresa to court for damages.
Danielle's lawyer made the following statement about the law suit:
“I’ve never seen anything like this. We are going to use this footage and prepare a case against these women. We are seeking assault and battery charges, defamation of character and punitive damages as well. We will get restraining orders by the judge against Teresa, Ashley and all others involved. We will subpoena this women to make sure they come to court. We are going to ask to impose sanctions against these women, whatever the law allows. These things don’t end with paying a fine. It’s not over … I don’t know when this will ever be over. There is a freedom of speech amendment so we can’t restrain Teresa for saying things but it’s the intent behind it. This is fueling some of the work behind these people. This is some kind of conspiracy, it’s like a gang mentality.”
While it's obvious that what took place the night in question was seriously disturbing for all involved, I think it's pretty obvious that Danielle is desperate to stay relevant and probably looking for a meal ticket. During the first season of the show Danielle was extremely clear that she wasn't willing to work to pay her bills, and you know it's those types who are always quick to sue. />If any of you caught Monday's episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey, you saw the absolutely trashtastic brawl that went down between Danielle, Teresa and Ashley. We already know that Danielle had Ashley arrested for assault and yesterday her lawyer told HollywoodLife that she'll be taking both Ashley and Teresa to court for damages.
Danielle's lawyer made the following statement about the law suit:
“I’ve never seen anything like this. We are going to use this footage and prepare a case against these women. We are seeking assault and battery charges, defamation ...
"I was raised in unique and trying environments, but they were also amazing platforms for me to have an extraordinary life. Going through hell as a kid made me sensitive to what others in this world go through too."
- The awesome and inspirational Drew Barrymore according to imnotobsessed. Take notes, Lindsay! Take notes! />...
We all knew the "Michael Lohan Guide to Prison Survival" was going to get released at some point, and thankfully we didn't have to wait long. Michael gave an interview to US Weekly about his daughter Lindsay's jail sentence and the things she can do to get by most easily while in there.
Let's read that, shall we?
It's not going to be a good experience for her. Right now, she should be working on rectifying the situation and getting better.
It's just a horrible experience. Twenty-three hours a day, she'll be locked up. I'm going to get her out of that cell as much as I can. And Kate will be there, and we'll work to get her out of that cell as much as possible.
She knows I still want to throw her in [rehab]. I've been trying to tell her how much I love her, that I'm behind her, that when she's ready, I'm ready to help her.
If she would just realize that what she's taking is toxic…. Dina has denied that Lindsay is on prescription meds. Lindsay has denied that she is on prescription meds. Her friends have. Everyone has! And look at her! They're lying."
Dina should be concentrating on helping Lindsay get off of the prescription drugs instead of stealing Fudgy the Whales from Carvel!
I had a feeling that Lindsay might go to jail and I wanted to be there for her, but I wanted to be there, more importantly, to submit the letter to the judge in hopes that she would just give her rehab, which she did consider and I appreciate that. But at the same time, Lindsay is not a criminal. She is a woman with a disease. She really is. She needs help. She needs medical attention."
Get off the adderall, that I agree with. Visitation will probably be an important thing to her sanity, sure. Rehab? Well, she's definitely not going to be allowed to take adderall in jail, and the court sentenced her to a 90 day rehab treatment after her 90 days in jail, so that's actually covered. And re: those Carvel cakes... You shut the fuck up, Michael Lohan. Let her eat all the Fudgy the Whales she wants. />
We all knew the "Michael Lohan Guide to Prison Survival" was going to get released at some point, and thankfully we didn't have to wait long. Michael gave an interview to US Weekly about his daughter Lindsay's jail sentence and the things she can do to get by most easily while in there.
Let's read that, shall we?
It's not going to be a good experience for her. Right now, she should be working on rectifying the situation and getting better.
It's just a horrible experience. Twenty-three ho...
My junkie boyfriend, Pete Doherty, is having some health problems again. Yesterday, The Babyshambles were set to perform a show in France, but when fans arrived to the venue, they were told that Pete was in the hospital and that the show would have to be rescheduled.
Reports from outside the show are saying that many fans were crying, sure that Pete must have overdosed in order to wind up in the hospital. Other fans who except Pete to keep his heroin-loving act together just long enough to play "Fuck Forever", were pissed. "Three young Italian girls were really mad. They drove four hours from Italy to see Pete Doherty and couldn't believe the gig was canceled. One of them was really furious and shouted, 'I can't believe he did that! It cost us time and money to come all the way from Italy.'"
As of right now there's no update on what happened to Pete and whether or not he'll be back on his feet any time soon, but I'm sure that that resilient dude will be more than OK. Well, he'll at least continue to live. For a little while. />My junkie boyfriend, Pete Doherty, is having some health problems again. Yesterday, The Babyshambles were set to perform a show in France, but when fans arrived to the venue, they were told that Pete was in the hospital and that the show would have to be rescheduled.
Reports from outside the show are saying that many fans were crying, sure that Pete must have overdosed in order to wind up in the hospital. Other fans who except Pete to keep his heroin-loving act together just long enough to play "Fu...
Late last month, Megan Fox wed her on-again-off-again boyfriend Brian Austin Green in a small ceremony. While the marriage itself seems like it's going to be a horrible idea (don't you think they kinda just got married to 'get it over with'? Like, they somehow thought they'd stop breaking up if they finally got hitched?), the ring, which was just spotted yesterday, is pretty gorgeous.
Assuming that rock is real and Megan didn't buy it for herself, it says a lot about BAG's ability to scrimp and save. With that guy working as little as he does, you know he used some of his David Silver money to pay for that diamond. />Late last month, Megan Fox wed her on-again-off-again boyfriend Brian Austin Green in a small ceremony. While the marriage itself seems like it's going to be a horrible idea (don't you think they kinda just got married to 'get it over with'? Like, they somehow thought they'd stop breaking up if they finally got hitched?), the ring, which was just spotted yesterday, is pretty gorgeous.
Assuming that rock is real and Megan didn't buy it for herself, it says a lot about BAG's ability to scrimp and save. With that guy working as little as he does, you know he used some of hi...
We haven't really been covering the Mel Gibson audiotapes that have been leaking every day, and I'm not sure why because they are AWESOME. Awesomely scary, awesomely revealing and you know, kind of awesomely hilarious on a very superficial level.
Today tape number five was released and while there's no, "I'm going to burn the house down, but first you're going to blow me", it's full of seriously degrading and insane soundbites just like the rest of them. Here's a taste if you can't click on the...