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Celebrity Rehab Is Bringing The Heat This Season

Well, Celebrity Rehab was nearly canceled, brought back to life, canceled again and now that shit is LEGIT resurrected. Not only have they managed to put together a list of celebs that I'm dying to watch get rehabbed, but I have a pretty good feeling that they'll all be able to bring the drama. Joining the cast is Jason Wahler from Laguna Beach and The Hills, Janice Dickinson, Jeremy London (OMFG, SO GOOD), Rachel Uchitel (one of Tiger's hos), Leif Garrett, and singer Keisha Cole's mother (that's a stretch of the word "celebrity" if I've ever heard one, but I'll take it!) What do I anticipate? I see Rachel screwing everyone on the cast, Jason getting into a physical altercation with either Leif or Jeremy, Jeremy acting like a complete weirdo the whole time, and Janice and Keisha Cole's mom? Oh, those two are going to be BFF. I'm calling it now. Thank God for people who never give up! To think that we almost missed out on all this goodness. /> Well, Celebrity Rehab was nearly canceled, brought back to life, canceled again and now that shit is LEGIT resurrected. Not only have they managed to put together a list of celebs that I'm dying to watch get rehabbed, but I have a pretty good feeling that they'll all be able to bring the drama. Joining the cast is Jason Wahler from Laguna Beach and The Hills, Janice Dickinson, Jeremy London (OMFG, SO GOOD), Rachel Uchitel (one of Tiger's hos), Leif Garrett, and singer Keisha Cole's mother (th...

Frances Bean Cobain Shows Her Artsy Side

We knew it was only a matter of time until we saw some sort of creative effort from the daughter of Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain. Frances, under the name "Fiddle Tim" recently held an exhibition of her sketches called "Scumfuck". While I personally don't find the above drawing to be much more than an advanced notebook doodle, Frances' work is being praised by critics and family members alike. Her mother said on Twitter, "I adore my daughter and miss her. But that scumfuck stuff is cool." Well, alright. What do you think of Frances' art? Do you think it shows potential or are you also wondering when we'll be allowed to stop pretending like we care? /> We knew it was only a matter of time until we saw some sort of creative effort from the daughter of Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain. Frances, under the name "Fiddle Tim" recently held an exhibition of her sketches called "Scumfuck". While I personally don't find the above drawing to be much more than an advanced notebook doodle, Frances' work is being praised by critics and family members alike. Her mother said on Twitter, "I adore my daughter and miss her. But that scumfuck stuff is cool." ...

How’s That Photoshop Job Treating You, Mischa?

Mischa Barton's new campaign for Phillip Plein seems more like an advertisement for the ego-saving computer program, Photoshop. Sure, sure. You'd have to search far and wide for an original image of this nature, but when retouching is taken to this level, it begs the question, "Do you think we're all a bunch of fucking idiots?" Between the waist, the legs and the flawless face, I know that that ain't no Mischa Barton I'm looking at. That's a cartoon. In a world where no one's unaware of photo retouching, I'm not sure why it is that the people who edit these things take them to such extremes. If I were the kind of person to buy something because a celebrity I liked used the product, then I'd want to make sure that someone who actually looks like the celebrity I like was selling it, not a plastic doll-looking version of them. [gallery] /> Mischa Barton's new campaign for Phillip Plein seems more like an advertisement for the ego-saving computer program, Photoshop. Sure, sure. You'd have to search far and wide for an original image of this nature, but when retouching is taken to this level, it begs the question, "Do you think we're all a bunch of fucking idiots?" Between the waist, the legs and the flawless face, I know that that ain't no Mischa Barton I'm looking at. That's a cartoon. In a world where no one's unaware of photo ret...

Just Talk It Out, Guys…

So I am one of the only people on the planet who hasn't seen Inception yet, but I know something from leaving my house in the past 24 hours and that's that this movie is all anybody wants to talk about. Considering the film took in over $60 million its first weekend, I know that means some of you have seen it and probably want to talk about it, so I'm making a safe space for you here in the comments. Feel free to discuss theories, thoughts, opinions and ask people what happened during those five minutes when you had to get up to pee. Just one thing: No complaining about spoilers, stupid. I'm not even touching these comments until I've gotten my butt to the theater. Now have fun with that... />So I am one of the only people on the planet who hasn't seen Inception yet, but I know something from leaving my house in the past 24 hours and that's that this movie is all anybody wants to talk about. Considering the film took in over $60 million its first weekend, I know that means some of you have seen it and probably want to talk about it, so I'm making a safe space for you here in the comments. Feel free to discuss theories, thoughts, opinions and ask people what happened during those fi...

Get Well Soon, Zsa Zsa!

Zsa Zsa Gabor, the woman whose name still comes to mind whenever I think of glamor, has found herself in the hospital once again. Her visit this time comes after experiencing a nasty bed fall. From ContactMusic:
The movie veteran, 93, fell out of bed at her Bel-Air home late on Saturday night and was taken to nearby UCLA Medical Center after her concerned husband, Prince Frederic von Anhalt, called an ambulance. Her publicist, John Blanchette, who received a panic-stricken call from von Anhalt, says, "He said it was bad, she had broken several bones." The rep adds that the former screen siren has been confined to her bed since a 2002 car accident left her partially paralysed: "She has been bedridden since her accident in 2002. Her body is fragile but her mind is strong."
She's been bedridden for nearly a decade and is in her mid-90s, but while most people her age may not even survive tumbling out of bed, Zsa Zsa is still hanging in there. Because she's a Boss Bitch and she always will be. Feel better, girl. You're in my prayers. />Zsa Zsa Gabor, the woman whose name still comes to mind whenever I think of glamor, has found herself in the hospital once again. Her visit this time comes after experiencing a nasty bed fall. From ContactMusic: The movie veteran, 93, fell out of bed at her Bel-Air home late on Saturday night and was taken to nearby UCLA Medical Center after her concerned husband, Prince Frederic von Anhalt, called an ambulance. Her publicist, John Blanchette, who received a panic-stricken call from von Anhalt,...

Russell Brand is Batman

While his fiance is running around the world looking like some candy-coated whore, Russell Brand is in NYC dressed as Batman. While Rusty's get up was for something he was filming, I think his obvious comfort in the suit helped me realize what it is that those two have in common: They both have the brains of children. That's adorable. Anyway, Russell looks kind of hot in these pictures. There was a few that I had to look at twice to even make sure it was him. He looks pretty good without all that fuzzy crap on his face, you know? And this getup is definitely better than the pink socks. [gallery] />While his fiance is running around the world looking like some candy-coated whore, Russell Brand is in NYC dressed as Batman. While Rusty's get up was for something he was filming, I think his obvious comfort in the suit helped me realize what it is that those two have in common: They both have the brains of children. That's adorable. Anyway, Russell looks kind of hot in these pictures. There was a few that I had to look at twice to even make sure it was him. He looks pretty good without all th...

Good One, Guys…

Idiots with Zoe Saldana & Kate Bosworth from Zoe Saldana I don't want to spoil the joke in this video, but let's just say that Kate Bosworth and Zoe Saldana prove that despite being childlike "idiots", they are totally funny. Genuinely. This isn't one of those FOD videos that's like , "Oh, it's funny because those people are famous," but actually genuinely funny. It's Friday, this video's safe for work, so check it out and then have a killer weekend....

What Movies Does Miley Hate?

Although the Twilight cast has copped to enjoying her, Miley Cyrus is once again mouthing off about how much she can't stand the vampire saga. Miley was quoted as saying, “I’d rather keep the dead and revolting things like vampires and werewolves out of my life," and while I don't believe that's totally true (I mean, have you seen her brother?), I agree that Twilight is completely unappealing. So who do you think is better (or worse)? Miley or Twilight? />Although the Twilight cast has copped to enjoying her, Miley Cyrus is once again mouthing off about how much she can't stand the vampire saga. Miley was quoted as saying, “I’d rather keep the dead and revolting things like vampires and werewolves out of my life," and while I don't believe that's totally true (I mean, have you seen her brother?), I agree that Twilight is completely unappealing. So who do you think is better (or worse)? Miley or Twilight?...

Ace of Base is Back. How Excited Are You?

My fellow children of the 90s, gather 'round for the greatest comeback of our lifetime. Or something. What I'm trying to say is is that Ace of Base has put out a new single, and while it certainly is no "The Sign" or even "All That She Wants", I'll take it. It's been so long since I've heard anything from these crazy Sweedish kids that I'd take a 30 second clip of them vomiting into each other's mouths over the silence I've had to endure. "All For You" admittedly kind of blows, but I could see myself not hating it if I was a lit...

Joan Rivers Offers To Foot The Bill For Lohan’s Rehab

Joan Rivers created a new enemy in Lindsay Lohan last week after she Tweeted a couple jokes at the actress' expense. Sensing that laughter isn't the best medicine in this case, Joan decided to take a more sincere approach. Last night the aging comedian appeared on The Insider and offered to pay, along with her daughter Melissa, for Lindsay to seek treatment. Real treatment. The kind where you can't "get your nails done." I'm not sure if Joan is being for real or if she's just seeing this as another opportunity to keep her n...

Whoopi Goldberg Isn’t Going To Have Words Put In Her Mouth By a Bunch of Bullshit Bloggers

Whoopi Goldberg supposedly made a statement earlier on The View this week saying that she had worked with Mel Gibson, and although all evidence points to the contrary, her experience with him showed no signs of him being a racist. Well, of course the blog world reacted to that statement and said things like, "Why do you think he'd act racist toward a famous black woman?" and "Do you think just because he wasn't racist toward you that he's not racist at all?" Then people started calling up the offices at The View and chewing out Whoopi's secretary, which brought Whoopi to make the above statement on the show yesterday. I agree that a black woman might know better than me, a totally white woma...
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