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15 Years After Clueless is Released, Dionne is Still Looking Fierce

Yesterday marked the 15th anniversary of the release of the best movie ever made, Clueless, so I figured this would be the perfect time to point out what a Betty Stacey Dash is even after all of these years. These photos, shot for some magazine called Karin + Raoul, are the first I've seen of Stacey since she appeared on Circus of the Stars a few years ago, and that shit still haunts me in my dreams. Regardless, Stacey looks good, unlike the rest of her co-stars, who are either fat or dead. Sorry. Way harsh. [gallery] />Yesterday marked the 15th anniversary of the release of the best movie ever made, Clueless, so I figured this would be the perfect time to point out what a Betty Stacey Dash is even after all of these years. These photos, shot for some magazine called Karin + Raoul, are the first I've seen of Stacey since she appeared on Circus of the Stars a few years ago, and that shit still haunts me in my dreams. Regardless, Stacey looks good, unlike the rest of her co-stars, who are either fat or dead. Sorry. Way ...

Michael Lohan: Solid Dude

Michael Lohan is facing some pretty terrible accusations again, this time that he beat up his fiance, Kate Major. Kate filed a police report with the Southampton Town Police, and what she claims he did to her is pretty serious stuff: From TMZ:
We're told Kate Major claims ... on Monday at around 2 PM, just before Michael flew to L.A. for Lindsay Lohan's Michael Lohan is facing some pretty terrible accusations again, this time that he beat up his fiance, Kate Major. Kate filed a police report with the Southampton Town Police, and what she claims he did to her is pretty serious stuff: From TMZ: We're told Kate Major claims ... on Monday at around 2 PM, just before Michael flew to L.A. for Lindsay Lohan's hearing, they began arguing and Michael allegedly shoved her over a chair, injuring her shoulder. Sources say Major claims while she was on the ground Michael kicked her in the face. Of course Michael is denying that he ever even touc...

Caption This: What Hath God Wrought?

Britney's Busted Weave Oh, I am just so concerned. I am really concerned after seeing this photo. You guys, that's the back of multimillionaire and international pop sensation Britney Spears' head. It's looks like what happened to your Barbie dolls hair after you got them wet and tried to comb it out with a regular human brush. I know dogs who take care of themselves better than this. Why on earth does she insist walking around like she's poor? Why? Is this more acting out or does she really not give a fuck about ...

Can Joseph Gordon-Levitt Pull Off The Riddler?

While Robin Williams seems convinced that he's the only man for the role, CinemaBlend has announced that it's looking like that husband Joseph Gordon-Levitt might be filling Jim Carrey's shoes if they do bring back the The Riddler. From CinemaBlend:
First Showing has heard from a source who has laid eyes on a "casting grid" that names The Riddler as a character in Batman 3, and has Joseph Gordon-Levitt's name alongside the character as an "interested" actor. It's important to know that Gordon-Levitt's name on there is in no way confirmation that he'll take the part, and more likely a reflection of the pervasive Internet rumors that said Nolan wanted Gordon-Levitt for the role-- or at least a logical assumption that Gordon-Levitt is on the shortlist. It's also worth noting that the Batman 3 script isn't yet finished and there's been no formal casting process whatsoever, so while the Riddler's involvement in the third film may be assumed by lots of people, don't ever stop expecting the Nolan brothers to switch things up at the last minute.
1) I will be so bummed if they don't use The Riddler, 2) Joseph Gordon-Levitt would be perfect for the part, 3) He'd be mentally insane to turn the role down. Not only does Broseph have the natural comedic ability to pull off the part, but I think playing a villain in a big budget superhero movie would catapult him into the next phase of his career. Like, he'd be A-list status and making mad millions on everything he did. I'm pretty much sold. What about you guys? Do you think JGL can pull it off or is there someone else you see as The Riddler? />While Robin Williams seems convinced that he's the only man for the role, CinemaBlend has announced that it's looking like that husband Joseph Gordon-Levitt might be filling Jim Carrey's shoes if they do bring back the The Riddler. From CinemaBlend: First Showing has heard from a source who has laid eyes on a "casting grid" that names The Riddler as a character in Batman 3, and has Joseph Gordon-Levitt's name alongside the character as an "interested" actor. It's important to know that Gordon-Levitt's name on there is in no way confirmation that he'll take the part, and ...

Not a Good Look, Tiger. NAGL.

Tiger Woods can't really afford any bad PR these days, but that doesn't mean he's keeping his name clean. At a recent tournament, Tiger missed an easy shot and wound up having to take another swing that he couldn't afford. Because, you know, homebro can't afford much of anything these days. Because he used all his money to keep his whores quiet and to make his wife feel better about ruining her life. You know? So he was really upset. To deal with his anger, Tiger starts dropping F-bombs like they're on sale. He must have said "f...

Lily Allen Blows Off Her Famous Friends To Please Her Man

Lily Allen quit music, is shacking up with her boyfriend Sam Cooper and undergoing a detox to make herself more more wifeable. Because all international singing sensation Lily Allen wants in life is to get married and have kids. Yawn. One kind of shocking move that was made on Lily's part was deleting all of her famous friends from her phonebook. A source who spoke the The Daily Mail said that nixing her Hollywood pals was a move she needed to make. "Lily says she wants no part of the party stuff that goes with being in the public eye, and she wants to concentrate on starting a family. She believes the only way to start afresh is to cut all ties with her old showbiz mates. She prefers to hang out with Sam’s non-famous friends." Admittedly, if Lily's thinking about having kids, "famous types" probably aren't the best people for her to be hanging around, but I do hope that she's not giving up too much of her old self to make her new life work. Normally when I hear of people discarding their old, valuable lives so that they'll fit in better with a new lover, there's some serious emotional abuse and self-esteem issues going on behind the scenes. Whatever she's up to, I just hope she's happy in the long run. />Lily Allen quit music, is shacking up with her boyfriend Sam Cooper and undergoing a detox to make herself more more wifeable. Because all international singing sensation Lily Allen wants in life is to get married and have kids. Yawn. One kind of shocking move that was made on Lily's part was deleting all of her famous friends from her phonebook. A source who spoke the The Daily Mail said that nixing her Hollywood pals was a move she needed to make. "Lily says she wants no part of the party stuff ...

Guess Who’s Coming Back to TV?!?!

It's just been announced that former Making the Band "star" Aubrey O'Day will be starring in her own reality TV show. Everyone else has one, so why not give one to the slutty girl from Danity Kane, you know? Sounds like that show has a lot of potential... NOT. The deal has been set up with Oxygen, who sound really hopeful that this show isn't going to be a pile of embarrassing trash for both them and Aubrey. Senior VP of development at Oxygen, Amy Introcaso-Davis, says, "Young women have watched the ups and downs of Aubrey through the years, and they continue to cheer her on. We're excited to deliver her story as she battles the issues that resonate with our audience, from self-doubt and body image to an intense desire for success and redemption." Who knows? Maybe we'll get lucky and this chick will bring on the mindless entertainment like Kendra, but my guess is that this is going to be as tragic as when that dude from O-Town had his own show about his comeback. It think it was literally called "Back Again" or something. Ugh. Knowing that these people are alive makes me feel like I've been on Earth too long. />It's just been announced that former Making the Band "star" Aubrey O'Day will be starring in her own reality TV show. Everyone else has one, so why not give one to the slutty girl from Danity Kane, you know? Sounds like that show has a lot of potential... NOT. The deal has been set up with Oxygen, who sound really hopeful that this show isn't going to be a pile of embarrassing trash for both them and Aubrey. Senior VP of development at Oxygen, Amy Introcaso-Davis, says, "Young women have watched the ups and downs of Aubrey through the years, and they continue to cheer her on. We're e...

Oksana REALLY Wanted Those Tapes Out There

The woman who's had Mel Gibson by the balls for the last couple of weeks, Oksana Grigorieva, apparently paid a huge price to do so. According to a source, Mel offered Oksana a cool fifteen million to keep the tapes under wraps. But in a world where Tiger Woods is paying several times that to shut up his women, Oksana didn't take the money. Instead, she's been ruining his life and we've been loving every second of it. From NY Daily News:
Oksana Grigorieva tentatively agreed to Gibson's offer in exchange for keeping damaging tapes of his meltdowns confidential, but ultimately chose to preserve her leverage, the source said. "She was adamant she was being coerced," the source told the Daily News.
Fifteen million is a pretty paycheck and I doubt she going to get more money than that from all of this in the long run. I feel like Oksana took a huge hit financially to ensure that her ex's life was ruined, which in a way is pretty respectable. /> The woman who's had Mel Gibson by the balls for the last couple of weeks, Oksana Grigorieva, apparently paid a huge price to do so. According to a source, Mel offered Oksana a cool fifteen million to keep the tapes under wraps. But in a world where Tiger Woods is paying several times that to shut up his women, Oksana didn't take the money. Instead, she's been ruining his life and we've been loving every second of it. From NY Daily News: Oksana Grigorieva tentatively agreed to Gibson's offer in exchange for keeping ...

Lady Gaga Should Just Get a Tumblr or Something

Yesterday Lady Gaga reached out to her fans over Twitter to let them know they should ignore the protesters outside of her St. Louis show and in the process of doing so, she annoyed the hell out of anyone who didn't live in St. Louis and follows her on Twitter. OK, so probably not everyone, but definitely me. I had a low battery on my phone and every 30 seconds my UberTwitter was refreshing with the next 280 characters of Gaga's long-winded message. Twitter is a great way for celebs to reach out to their fans... in 140 characters just like everyone else does. When you cross over into a 12-Tweet message, just start a freakin' blog like John Mayer already. This reminds me of that time that that dude with the ugly nostrils was Tweeting about getting attacked by sea life or some dumb-ass shit and my Twitter was clogged up with his crap for hours. Ugh! 140 characters, people! 140 or take it elsewhere! /> Yesterday Lady Gaga reached out to her fans over Twitter to let them know they should ignore the protesters outside of her St. Louis show and in the process of doing so, she annoyed the hell out of anyone who didn't live in St. Louis and follows her on Twitter. OK, so probably not everyone, but definitely me. I had a low battery on my phone and every 30 seconds my UberTwitter was refreshing with the next 280 characters of Gaga's long-winded message. Twitter is a great way for celebs to reach out to...

Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Just So Happy To Be Working

Jennifer Love Hewitt, who was once somewhat of an It Girl, has resorted to making Lifetime Original movies and plugging them enthusiastically as if she didn't just take the job to pay her electric bill. Her movie The Client List, which premieres tonight, is about a mother who resorts to prostitution in order to cover her family's bills. Jennifer talked with Us Weekly about the "film" and made it sound like it's a really important piece about where we're at as a society: "Given where we are economically, it's an interesting story....

Taylor Momsen Might Be The Best Example For Your Teenage Daughter

Bear with me for a sec. So 16-year old actress/singer Taylor Momsen recently did an interview in which she allegedly said that she's bored with men and that these days, her vibrator is her best friend. I think the immediate reaction that people are having is that it's wildly inappropriate for a teenage girl to be talking about getting herself off with a battery operated device, but I think this is actually one of the smartest things I've ever head a young star say in response to a dating question. Here's the thing: If Taylor Momsen is telling teenage girls that instead of spending time with dudes, they can stay at home and masturbate and not feel embarrassed about it, I think that's a great thing. It's certainly the best argument for abstinence that I've ever heard. She's not even saying "don't have sex" or pretending that teenagers don't want to get off like the rest of the world, she's just saying, "Hey, just because I don't hang out with pointless dudes doesn't mean I'm not getting mine." That's like, borderline the most mature thing I've ever heard a teenager say. Ever. /> Bear with me for a sec. So 16-year old actress/singer Taylor Momsen recently did an interview in which she allegedly said that she's bored with men and that these days, her vibrator is her best friend. I think the immediate reaction that people are having is that it's wildly inappropriate for a teenage girl to be talking about getting herself off with a battery operated device, but I think this is actually one of the smartest things I've ever head a young star say in response to a dating question. ...

Lindsay Has Another Warrant Out For Her Arrest… For Murdering Her Complex Shoot

With 90 days of jail and 90 days of rehab ahead of her, Lindsay Lohan is giving us some of her best work in recent years to remember her by. Instead of another creepy photo shoot of her twerking it in overpriced leggings, we get her spread in Complex. The photos, which are accompanied by a pretty must-read article (I'm obsessed with the intro: "Rappers might be on that rock shit, but Lindsay Lohan is on that rap shit. Flaking on interviews? Check. Unrepentant bad behaviour? Check. Gully enough to ignore a bench warrant, come back from Europe for a legal hearing, and have her court-supplied alcohol bracelet go off at the MTV Movie Awards? Check and mate. She's Weezy, Yeezy, and motherfucking Jeezy all in one."), are completely gorgeous. Lindsay looks like the siren that we all fell in love with around the time that she was just finishing Mean Girls, meaning fairly healthy and like the age she actually is. God, I'll miss this girl. [gallery] />With 90 days of jail and 90 days of rehab ahead of her, Lindsay Lohan is giving us some of her best work in recent years to remember her by. Instead of another creepy photo shoot of her twerking it in overpriced leggings, we get her spread in Complex. The photos, which are accompanied by a pretty must-read article (I'm obsessed with the intro: "Rappers might be on that rock shit, but Lindsay Lohan is on that rap shit. Flaking on interviews? Check. Unrepentant bad behaviour? Check. Gully enough to ignor...
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