This is my impression of me looking at these photos, "Oh, look! Paris Hilton is still partying in the South of France! Oh, look! She's wearing a cute hat! Oh, lo--OH MY GOD. Is she giving a Nazi salute?" That was me, like, eleven seconds ago.
According to Paris, she's just dancing and scratching her face, but you'd think after the accusations of racism, drug use and like, everything else this woman has been accused of in her life, she'd be a little more careful while getting down and satisfying her itchy spots.
What do you think of these photos? Is it the paparazzi trying to turn nothing into something or is Paris just totally limitless in her bad behavior?
[gallery] />This is my impression of me looking at these photos, "Oh, look! Paris Hilton is still partying in the South of France! Oh, look! She's wearing a cute hat! Oh, lo--OH MY GOD. Is she giving a Nazi salute?" That was me, like, eleven seconds ago.
According to Paris, she's just dancing and scratching her face, but you'd think after the accusations of racism, drug use and like, everything else this woman has been accused of in her life, she'd be a little more careful while getting down and satisfying h...
Saying that one of the Jersey Shore cast members has allowed their fame to go to their head and is now considered unmanageable by fellow castmates sounds like a joke, but I assure you that it's not. Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has apparently turned into such a divo that Snookie and Co. want him off the show for good.
From Pop Crunch:
“The others are all aggravated by him,” a spy squealed to The New York Post’s PageSix Column this morning. “They can’t bear his ego and that he’s earning so much from deals outside the show. They feared the new season would end up being ‘The Situation Show,’ so they are relieved they’ve all signed again. Expect fireworks, because he thinks he’s invincible. Some of the cast are secretly hoping they can force him to walk out like Angelina Pivarnick did on the first season.”
Yuck. That's the worst thing about these shows. For every Bethenny is Getting Married? there's twenty reality stars with a failed pilot. When someone like The Situation comes up on an ensemble cast, they normally don't too well away from the ensemble cast. At least not for much more than a gag show. I guess his options here are one season of a Flavor of Love-style dating show or to come back down to earth and realize that Sitch without J-WOWW is like Bert without Ernie. />
Saying that one of the Jersey Shore cast members has allowed their fame to go to their head and is now considered unmanageable by fellow castmates sounds like a joke, but I assure you that it's not. Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has apparently turned into such a divo that Snookie and Co. want him off the show for good.
From Pop Crunch:
“The others are all aggravated by him,” a spy squealed to The New York Post’s PageSix Column this morning. “They can’t bear his ego and that he’s ...
"I have to tell you all something. And I know it is going to hurt a lot of people but it's time ... okay here goes ... wow this is hard but I gotta. The Bundys were not real people ...There I said it. Not real. Just actors. Brilliant actors if I say so myself haha. What's done is done."
- Christina Applegate disillusioning Kelly Bundy die hards on her Twitter. />...
Hey, Lohan! Don't worry about that whole "going to jail for a DUI" thing, because apparently it will have no effect on how you live your life. In a lot of ways, seeing these photos of Paris Hilton being doused in expensive champagne in Saint Tropez are about as refreshing as I'd imagine being doused with champagne in Saint Tropez to be. Look at her living life and not giving a fuck! To think that just a short time ago this woman was serving time and now she's back to living it up the way she was born to do. That's great. That's so great.
[gallery] />Hey, Lohan! Don't worry about that whole "going to jail for a DUI" thing, because apparently it will have no effect on how you live your life. In a lot of ways, seeing these photos of Paris Hilton being doused in expensive champagne in Saint Tropez are about as refreshing as I'd imagine being doused with champagne in Saint Tropez to be. Look at her living life and not giving a fuck! To think that just a short time ago this woman was serving time and now she's back to living it up the way she was...
There are a few things that you kinda sorta don't do when you're a famous person, and one of those things is "shit talk Oprah". You know, because she's kinda one of the most powerful humans on the planet and she can make or destroy you. Well, you wanna know who doesn't give a fuck about that? M.I.A., duh. Because she'll take down anyone.
M.I.A. and Oprah supposedly had a bad encounter at a recent event where the talkshow host was making a speech about the cultural significance of Lady Gaga. According to M.I.A., both of those things are a bunch of BS:
Oprah seemed like she was giving me the cold shoulder. She was with Iman (Bowie). Iman was always dancing with me, hugging and kissing me, but Oprah seemed really pissed off with me. Also she made this huge speech at the ball praising Lady Gaga and about how she (Lady Gaga) is helping Americans to be the best of themselves. There's millions of other Americans who represent that for me. Is (it) about numbers? About how much you're selling? Is it truly about the journey? Because (Lady Gaga's) journey isn't that difficult: to go from the f*cking Upper East Side to a f*cking performing arts school and on to a stage at the museum of f*cking wherever. That journey's about four miles.
Damn. If that's true about Oprah, I can't say I disagree. M.I.A. makes me mad uncomfortable sometimes, but in a better way than Lady Gaga does. And you know, that is kinda true about Gaga just being some Upper East Side bitch named Stephanie with a wig on.
But like, don't be upset when you're not on the Favorite Things list this year, Maya. />
There are a few things that you kinda sorta don't do when you're a famous person, and one of those things is "shit talk Oprah". You know, because she's kinda one of the most powerful humans on the planet and she can make or destroy you. Well, you wanna know who doesn't give a fuck about that? M.I.A., duh. Because she'll take down anyone.
M.I.A. and Oprah supposedly had a bad encounter at a recent event where the talkshow host was making a speech about the cultural significance of Lady Gaga....
If there's one thing I love about the porn industry (and trust me, the list is ENDLESS, so it's hard to pick just one), it's their dedication to preserving important moments in pop culture history with pornographic parodies. Lindsay Lohan just got locked up this week and there's already an adult film about it! It's like, who beside Saturday Night Live has that kind of turn around?
A very obviously NSFW promo for the video can be seen on the HUSTLER website (It includes spicy dialogue such as, "She didn't dump me, I'm the hottest pussy in town. They don't call me firecrotch for nothing, you know.") and you can buy the whole movie there, as well. You know, like, if you're into pop culture or whatever. />If there's one thing I love about the porn industry (and trust me, the list is ENDLESS, so it's hard to pick just one), it's their dedication to preserving important moments in pop culture history with pornographic parodies. Lindsay Lohan just got locked up this week and there's already an adult film about it! It's like, who beside Saturday Night Live has that kind of turn around?
A very obviously NSFW promo for the video can be seen on the HUSTLER website (It includes spicy dialogue such as, "She didn't dump me, I'm the hottest pussy in town. They don't call me firecrotch for nothing, you know.") and you can buy the whole m...
Oh, damn. Look at this friendship.
Nas and Amy Winehouse were photographed leaving a Japanese restaurant in London last night. I wonder what their conversation was all about. I be he was like, "Imagine smoking weed in the streets without cops harassing/Imagine going to court with no trial/Lifestyle cruising blue behind my waters/No welfare supporters more conscious of the way we raise our daughters" and she was all, "BLLLAAAAAAAKKKKKEEEEEEE." I bet it was something like that. I hope they're working together.
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Nas and Amy Winehouse were photographed leaving a Japanese restaurant in London last night. I wonder what their conversation was all about. I be he was like, "Imagine smoking weed in the streets without cops harassing/Imagine going to court with no trial/Lifestyle cruising blue behind my waters/No welfare supporters more conscious of the way we raise our daughters" and she was all, "BLLLAAAAAAAKKKKKEEEEEEE." I bet it was something like that. I hope they're working...
OK, so people always call Kristen Stewart a bitch, right? They say she's aloof and too cool for school and rude in her awkwardness. I don't think that's true, you guys. This is what I think it is: Kristen Stewart sucks at talking.
Technically, there's many worse problems the girl could have. She's an actress. She doesn't need to know how to engage people in conversation because when she's working, someone else is writing the dialogue. But when it comes to press tours and all that, it shows when someone's not eloquent, and that was the case with this interview I stumbled upon.
Kristen, when asked why she's not involved with more social networks, says, "I can’t be online because, I have to be online! I’d love to please the fans because of the way they support us, but time is not enough. It wouldn’t be enough the ammount of time I spent online with them." Those are not the words of a well-spoken woman. It reads as super bitchy ("I don't have time for that because anything I'd give would never be enough for my rabid fans."), when I think/hope she means something much more sincere ("I can't get involved with that stuff because I would never be able to respond to everyone and I don't want anyone's feelings to get hurt or be a disappointment.")
But I'm not saying that she's dumb, either. In the same interview she refers to music as one of the most "sensitive elements" in her life and has a pretty solid perspective on what fame and success has granted her ("Now people ask me “what’s next? what project are you choosing?”. It’s a privilege having the opportunity to have those questions, even if it’s hard to answer them sometimes. I owe it to Twilight. Fame looks more spectacular from the outside than it does from the inside.") So what's her deal? It's weed. It's all that weed. Chick's a total stoner. />OK, so people always call Kristen Stewart a bitch, right? They say she's aloof and too cool for school and rude in her awkwardness. I don't think that's true, you guys. This is what I think it is: Kristen Stewart sucks at talking.
Technically, there's many worse problems the girl could have. She's an actress. She doesn't need to know how to engage people in conversation because when she's working, someone else is writing the dialogue. But when it comes to press tours and all that, it shows when...
