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“WHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA–?!!? PAPARAZZI!?!? FOR ME!?!?!?!”

You know when you're at a surprise party and the guest of honor totally knows that the surprise is coming, so when everyone jumps out they way over compensate by giving a really large, fake reaction? OK. So that's all I can think of when I see these pictures of Jake Pavelka leaving a Banana Republic in NYC. His face is all, "Lalala, just leaving this store with a glass door that I can see out of--OH! WHAT?! WHAT!? It's the cameras! Ahhh, hey guys. What a surprise. So nice to see you. It's almost as if my publicist didn't call you to come here. You rascals. Well, see you later!" And the best thing about these pictures, in my opinion, is that fierce 'n' sassy black lady walking out the door behind him. I worship how "over it" she looks. Worship. [gallery] />You know when you're at a surprise party and the guest of honor totally knows that the surprise is coming, so when everyone jumps out they way over compensate by giving a really large, fake reaction? OK. So that's all I can think of when I see these pictures of Jake Pavelka leaving a Banana Republic in NYC. His face is all, "Lalala, just leaving this store with a glass door that I can see out of--OH! WHAT?! WHAT!? It's the cameras! Ahhh, hey guys. What a surprise. So nice to see you. It's almost...

Oh, Girl. Been There. Say No More.

This is what's so great about Amy Winehouse: She is all of us at our most down moment at all times, but she's still buckwild. Take these photos for example. Amy was photographed dragging her ass back to her apartment at 11:30 this morning, plopping down on her steps looking like a worn-out mess, and she just sat there listening to her voicemail. What woman who has even the smallest streak of crazy in her hasn't had a morning like this? I'll tell you right now that nearly every Sunday A.M. between 2002 and 2008 looked something like these photos for me. And you know, sure, maybe I shouldn't praise this type of behavior because Amy is a drug addict who I think has really poor self-esteem, but you have to love the normal abnormalcy of these pics. We are all Amy Winehouse. Amy Winehouse is all of us. [gallery] />This is what's so great about Amy Winehouse: She is all of us at our most down moment at all times, but she's still buckwild. Take these photos for example. Amy was photographed dragging her ass back to her apartment at 11:30 this morning, plopping down on her steps looking like a worn-out mess, and she just sat there listening to her voicemail. What woman who has even the smallest streak of crazy in her hasn't had a morning like this? I'll tell you right now that nearly every Sunday A.M. between...

I Have Nightmares Less Scary Than This

SPEAKING of VanityFair, I was cruising their website and I came across this video of Lady Gaga's photo shoot for their September issue. I always love these behind the scenes videos of celebrities doing magazine covers. It's interesting to see how they move, all the different garments they wear, what it looks like to participate in a photo shoot on that scale. But this? KINDA FREAKED ME OUT. And no, it's not the editing or the music or the odd wardrobe... I just felt like I was watching something not meant for human eyes. You see...

In 1992, You Could Have Had Paul Rudd DJ Your Bat Mitzvah

It's always hilarious to see old footage of celebrities doing shitty gigs to pay their bills before they made it big. This Jell-O commercial with Lindsay Lohan may ring a bell. Or maybe this clip of Helen Hunt as a cracked out teen jumping through a window. Well, this morning Vanity Fair struck the "celebrity doing dumb shit to pay the bills" goldmine: It's a video of Paul Rudd DJing a Bat Mitzvah in 1992. He has Keanu Reeves hair. He's wearing a bright yellow jacket. He helps the birthday girl chea...

The Most Perfect Family Ever Goes To an Amusement Park

If there's any celebrity couple that I worship, it's probably gotta be Heidi Klum and Seal. They just seem like the sweetest, coolest, most down-to-Earth family folks I've ever seen. Remember when they were on Oprah a couple years ago and Heidi revealed that what initially attracted her to her husband was the huge bulge in his pants? That's so real, you guys. These two love each other, and if the fact that Heidi could barely stay un-pregnant for the first few years they were married wasn't enough to tell you that, then just look at how normal and happy they look together in these photos St. Tropez yesterday. [gallery] />If there's any celebrity couple that I worship, it's probably gotta be Heidi Klum and Seal. They just seem like the sweetest, coolest, most down-to-Earth family folks I've ever seen. Remember when they were on Oprah a couple years ago and Heidi revealed that what initially attracted her to her husband was the huge bulge in his pants? That's so real, you guys. These two love each other, and if the fact that Heidi could barely stay un-pregnant for the first few years they were married wasn't enough...

Brooke Hogan’s Getting Sued

Brooke Hogan is being sued, and no, it's not for sucking too much. Turns out that there's a production company in Jamaica that claims it wasn't credited on her last album, The Redemption. Yes, you read that correctly. Someone is suing Brooke Hogan for not citing them as partially responsible for her music career. J 2, the production company that worked on the song "Trust Me" with Brooke, is asking for two hundred thousand dollars to make up for the lack of credit. I would be completely shocked if the album even grossed that much in sales. Sounds like dad's going to be picking up the tab for this mistake. />Brooke Hogan is being sued, and no, it's not for sucking too much. Turns out that there's a production company in Jamaica that claims it wasn't credited on her last album, The Redemption. Yes, you read that correctly. Someone is suing Brooke Hogan for not citing them as partially responsible for her music career. J 2, the production company that worked on the song "Trust Me" with Brooke, is asking for two hundred thousand dollars to make up for the lack of credit. I would be completely shocked if ...

Mel Gibson’s Has a History of Abusing His Loved Ones

Oksana Grigorieva is dropping more bombs, guys. Every day this chick drops a new bomb on us. Today Radar is reporting that Oksana told law enforcement that she witnessed and heard of several occasions in which Mel Gibson was abusive toward his ex-wife Robyn and their son, Tommy. From RadarOnline:
“Oksana told authorities about Mel’s ‘angry outbursts’ toward his own family and friends,” said a source, familiar with the investigation. “She said that Mel, in her presence, hit Tommy, in the head, while they were in a box watching a hockey game. “She said Tommy started crying and whimpered for the remainder of the game, choosing to sit by himself, away from his father.”
And regarding Robyn:
“Mel was telling several times how he threw a TV into her (Robyn) once when they were arguing,” the newspaper quoted the source as saying. “Thank god he missed and the TV fell out a second story window.”
While these reports came from a source in Russia who claims to be close to Oksana, Robyn told the judge ruling over Oksana and Mel's custody battle that Mel was never violent with her. Knowing that Robyn's financial support most likely rests on Mel's shoulders, it's hard to know if she's being honest, but one would hope that no one would compromise the safety of a baby for financial security. /> Oksana Grigorieva is dropping more bombs, guys. Every day this chick drops a new bomb on us. Today Radar is reporting that Oksana told law enforcement that she witnessed and heard of several occasions in which Mel Gibson was abusive toward his ex-wife Robyn and their son, Tommy. From RadarOnline: “Oksana told authorities about Mel’s ‘angry outbursts’ toward his own family and friends,” said a source, familiar with the investigation. “She said that Mel, in her presence, hit To...

The Hoff Got Hassled and We Got Pics

David Hasselhoff was honored with a Comedy Central roast last night and while the show isn't set to air until August 15th, I went ahead and pulled some photos for you. Here are my thoughts:
  1. While The Hoff is famous enough to get roasted, shouldn't we still be punishing him for the cheeseburger phone call?
  2. Nicole Eggert looks like she's suffering from the worst case of coke bloat ever.
  3. Whitney Cummings' dress won the red carpet
  4. Pam Anderson. American (but actually Canadian) Classic. Can't not love her.
  5. Traci Bingham is the ultimate example of "black don't crack". She could pass for a 20-something.
Are you looking forward to watching the roast? [gallery] /> David Hasselhoff was honored with a Comedy Central roast last night and while the show isn't set to air until August 15th, I went ahead and pulled some photos for you. Here are my thoughts: While The Hoff is famous enough to get roasted, shouldn't we still be punishing him for the cheeseburger phone call? Nicole Eggert looks like she's suffering from the worst case of coke bloat ever. Whitney Cummings' dress won the red carpet Pam Anderson. American (but actually Canadian) Classic. C...

These Pictures Are Adorable

I saw these photos and I had to share them with you because they are like, such a moment in time. It's Ann-Margret celebrating her Emmy Nomination (a couple weeks late?) with the stars of Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. These photos are more or less everything I love about entertainment in one photo: old school babes, sex crimes, Christopher Meloni and beautiful flowers. If Nicki Minaj could rap over these photos, they'd be perfect. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did. [gallery] />...

All My Gay Nerds, Throw Ya Hands Up!

We don't normally cover the comic book beat, but we do cover the "awesome gay stuff" beat, so here's this: The new issue of Spiderman is going to have a gay couple getting their make out on on the front cover! Is big deal? No! And that's what's so great about it. A milestone perhaps, but definitely not a big deal. It's just two dudes making out in the park, as two people in love have to right to do. Here's the plot of this Spidey installment for any of you who give a care:
Poor Peter Parker. All his friends hate him, his girlfriend has stopped speaking to him and to top it off, the whole world despises Spider-Man. What’s a dude to do?? How about save the world and maybe meet the new love of his life? Fan-favorite BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS (NEW AVENGERS) and rising Ultimate sensation, SARA PICHELLI (RUNAWAYS) bring you a new and exciting Spider-Man story you don’t want to miss!!
The issue comes out 10/27 and while I don't know anything about graphic novels and their collectability (Shhh, yes. That is a word.) , I'd say that that this might be an issue you want to get your hands on and keep in a plastic envelope for your great grandkids to sell when they're about to lose their home. /> We don't normally cover the comic book beat, but we do cover the "awesome gay stuff" beat, so here's this: The new issue of Spiderman is going to have a gay couple getting their make out on on the front cover! Is big deal? No! And that's what's so great about it. A milestone perhaps, but definitely not a big deal. It's just two dudes making out in the park, as two people in love have to right to do. Here's the plot of this Spidey installment for any of you who give a care: Poor Peter Parke...

Oksana Finally Says Something

We've definitely heard what Mel Gibson has to say about "the tapes", but until now we've really heard very little, if anything, from Oksana Grigorieva, the target of Mel's brutal rants. Oksana spoke with Radar about the recordings and for real? I don't think this chick's a bad person. In the interview Oksana doesn't elaborate much, but generally confirms that she released the tapes for her own safety and to force Mel to leave her alone. She says that any accusations of an extortion plot are lies made up by Mel as part of a smear campaign against her. None of this comes across as particularly convincing, but it's also believable. One piece of information that Oksana offered was very interesting, however. She said that the tapes are actually just a tape. All the recordings were all from the same night. Meaning Mel made nearly ten rambling, threatening phone calls in just a few hours. I'm not sure if that's better or worse than if they were spread out over time, but it explains why they were all recorded in the first place. Oksana told Radar, "Everything, by the way, this is really important, all the tapes that you hear on the Internet, all of them were recorded that one night. The tapes, as you call them, the voicemails, everything was recorded that night because I was in fear for my life." That paints a pretty nasty picture, huh? A mother at home receiving a series of phone calls from the man who she counts on for financial support threatening her physically? Terrifying. I'm not sure if she went about outing Mel as a monster in the right way, but I can't say I blame her. /> We've definitely heard what Mel Gibson has to say about "the tapes", but until now we've really heard very little, if anything, from Oksana Grigorieva, the target of Mel's brutal rants. Oksana spoke with Radar about the recordings and for real? I don't think this chick's a bad person. In the interview Oksana doesn't elaborate much, but generally confirms that she released the tapes for her own safety and to force Mel to leave her alone. She says that any accusations of an extortion plot are ...

Marky Mark Gets a Star

Mark Wahlberg Gets a Walk of Fame Star Damn. Time is wild, when you think about it. I mean, there was no way we could have ever predicted that the pants-dropping white rapper from Boston would one day grow up to be a credible actor and producer. In a way, Mark Wahlberg getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is inspirational to hacky performers and D-listers everywhere. Ke$ha, one day you could be one of the most powerful movie executives in Hollywood. Nicky Hilton, one day your name could be next to Capra and Scorsese on a sho...
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