Charlize Theron is the worst. I mean, who can run around with a face and a body like that and then still kick-ass in a movie where she plays a completely horrible looking serial killer? (BTW, that clip is totally NSFW.) She's either an alien or easily one of the most desirable human beings on the planet. For the sake of my mental health, I'm going to go with the former. Welcome to Earth, Charlize. You look gorgeous in the July 2010 issue of French Elle. Like, it's almost unfair.
[gallery] />Charlize Theron is the worst. I mean, who can run around with a face and a body like that and then still kick-ass in a movie where she plays a completely horrible looking serial killer? (BTW, that clip is totally NSFW.) She's either an alien or easily one of the most desirable human beings on the planet. For the sake of my mental health, I'm going to go with the former. Welcome to Earth, Charlize. You look gorgeous in the July 2010 issue of French Elle. Like, it's almost unfair.
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Levi Johnston is even more clueless than we thought, guys. According to PopEater, the recently single again Levi was following Sandra Bullock around the Teen Choice Awards all night, thinking that he maybe had a chance to get with the also recently single actress. His behavior was so creepy that multiple people noticed, including Sandra herself.
An insider reported the deets:
"All night long Levi was trying to get close to Sandra. He desperately wanted to get his picture taken with Sandra hoping it would show up on the cover of a magazine or at least be able to meet her in person and give America's sweetheart his phone number. Sandra was having none of it, telling everyone, 'Get him away from me.'"
OK, that's freakin' humiliating. PopEater went on to say that after he finally clued in to how uncomfortable he was making Sandy, he gave up on her and tried to score pictures with other female celebs, all of whom refused. How strange that a bunch of actually famous people who have worked their whole lives in order to achieve their status don't want to be associated with the deadbeat who knocked up one of the most hated politicians in America's teenage daughter!
While Levi's sole motivation seems to be keeping himself relevant, there's also a hint of him wanting to hurt the mother of his child and her family in there, too. It's easy to see why an immature 19 year old would want to get back at the family who put his name in the headlines (supposedly against his will, initially), his repeated attempts to hurt Bristol are such a turn off. It's like he's a miniature, talentless Mel Gibson. Or Spencer Pratt, part 2. />Levi Johnston is even more clueless than we thought, guys. According to PopEater, the recently single again Levi was following Sandra Bullock around the Teen Choice Awards all night, thinking that he maybe had a chance to get with the also recently single actress. His behavior was so creepy that multiple people noticed, including Sandra herself.
An insider reported the deets:
"All night long Levi was trying to get close to Sandra. He desperately wanted to get his picture taken with Sandra hoping ...
Jennifer Love Hewitt was walking around NYC with blood dripping down her face, and the lesion wasn't from reality smacking her upside the head, unfortunately. Nope, my girl JLH is filming a guest spot on Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, and from the look of these photos, she's playing the victim. Ah-mazing.
There's really nothing better about TV these days than celebrities (washed up or relevant) guest starring on SVU. Perhaps it's the writing or direction or the amazing cast, but for some reason celebs always manage to tear those roles up. Remember Rosie Perez last season? Or Lily Tomlin? Hey, even Mischa wasn't half bad. All I'm saying is, Love has a chance to redeem herself for after what she put us through with The Client List (P.S. Check out Chelsea Handler's review of the Lifetime Original movie. Brutal.)
Who was your favorite SVU guest star?
[gallery] />Jennifer Love Hewitt was walking around NYC with blood dripping down her face, and the lesion wasn't from reality smacking her upside the head, unfortunately. Nope, my girl JLH is filming a guest spot on Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, and from the look of these photos, she's playing the victim. Ah-mazing.
There's really nothing better about TV these days than celebrities (washed up or relevant) guest starring on SVU. Perhaps it's the writing or direction or the amazing cast, but for som...
I'm really big into crafting. I like cutting up my clothes and sewing beads on things and refurbishing furniture I find on the street, so please know that I have no problem with expressing oneself creatively. But Ryan Gosling takes it too far. We all know this dude has inked himself, but homeboy showed up to the airport today with at least one or two more designs permanently drawn on his arm. Does Ryan long to do prison time and are these tats are just his way of trying to fit in? Is this a more advanced, artistic way of self-mutilating? I mean, think of all the things that could go wrong while inking yourself and then think about the fact that this dude's taken that risk more than once.
I'd rather jump out of a plane.
[gallery] />I'm really big into crafting. I like cutting up my clothes and sewing beads on things and refurbishing furniture I find on the street, so please know that I have no problem with expressing oneself creatively. But Ryan Gosling takes it too far. We all know this dude has inked himself, but homeboy showed up to the airport today with at least one or two more designs permanently drawn on his arm. Does Ryan long to do prison time and are these tats are just his way of trying to fit in? Is this a more...
Before Linds went to the slammer (and now rehab), she was working on Inferno, the biopic of Linda Lovelace, the star of one of the most famous pornographic films ever, Deep Throat. We've already seen some photos from the movie's first day of shooting back in May, but in a video only on People.com (seriously, no embeds), we get to see some behind-the-scenes footage of the actress at work.
It's so freakin' obvious why she took the role once you hear Lindsay talking about Linda. She describes her as, "an innocent girl who got trafficked into a situation." Hmmm....
After completing her stint on Celebrity Rehab (which is essentially a joke), Rachel Uchitel has decided to take her treatment for drinking, smoking and pill poppin' a bit more seriously. Tiger Woods and David Boreanaz's former mistress is using her hush money to get straight and those fancy rehab centers built for celeb types? Far from cheap.
Rachel is spending over 20 grand to house herself and her dogs in a Malibu rehab for 30 days. Sounds more like an extended vacation (and for that amount, why not go somewhere more tropical), but if her sobriety sticks, I'll be rooting for her. Granted, I totally think this woman is a scab on humanity, but I do really respect her using this time and money to rid herself of her demons. That shows potential. />After completing her stint on Celebrity Rehab (which is essentially a joke), Rachel Uchitel has decided to take her treatment for drinking, smoking and pill poppin' a bit more seriously. Tiger Woods and David Boreanaz's former mistress is using her hush money to get straight and those fancy rehab centers built for celeb types? Far from cheap.
Rachel is spending over 20 grand to house herself and her dogs in a Malibu rehab for 30 days. Sounds more like an extended vacation (and for that amount,...
“People laugh at me. Sometimes I know why, and sometimes I don’t. But I can pretty much find humor in anything. That is a necessary part of life. I don’t want to say laughter is healing, because it sounds corny, but it’s a release.”
- Jennifer Aniston shares the secret of life in the new issue of Harpars Bazaar. />...
Earlier this week Sean Penn blasted Wyclef Jean for running for the president of Haiti, as did Wyclef's former Fugees band mate Pras. Sean and Pras seem to think that Wyclef's run is more self-serving than anything. Sean was quoted as saying, "This is somebody who's going to receive an enormous amount of his support, if he continues this campaign, from the United States. I have to say, I'm very suspicious of it, simply because he, as an ambassador-at-large, has been virtually silent. For those of us in Haiti, he has been a non-presence."
Wyclef has now responded to Sean's remarks, which was probably good practice, because it seems like he'll be having to defend himself quite a bit throughout this campaign.
Ummm, well. I don't know if that's the most convincing argument, but it's a valid one. Personally, I'm not for celebrities blending into government because I just know that more often than not, celebrities are a little bit removed from "the people" in exactly the way that a politician shouldn't be. Even if they do everything in their power to stay down-to-Earth, after someone has experienced a certain amount of fame (not success, fame), it's nearly impossible for them to remove themselves from it or even scale back on their lifestyle. That may not be what a recovering country needs in a new prez. />
Earlier this week Sean Penn blasted Wyclef Jean for running for the president of Haiti, as did Wyclef's former Fugees band mate Pras. Sean and Pras seem to think that Wyclef's run is more self-serving than anything. Sean was quoted as saying, "This is somebody who's going to receive an enormous amount of his support, if he continues this campaign, from the United States. I have to say, I'm very suspicious of it, simply because he, as an ambassador-at-large, has been virtually silent. For those of us in...
"The first thing I'd like to say to Sean Penn is that the area which he operates in Haiti is one area in particular. He hasn't seen me for six months—I've been going to Haiti for over five years…I am not absent in Haiti, maybe the tent city you're in, maybe I'm absent in that…My country is not a city of tents, meaning I can't use the excuse of people living in tents to say that I'm going to make Haiti a better place. I would like to tell Sean Penn I do not react on emotions when it comes to the Haitian people. I do not have to sacrifice my life and live inside of the tents to prove I am for the Haitian people."
Fashion blogging legend and daughter of the Material Girl Lourdes "Lola" Leon was spotted in London, England sporting her usually eclectic style. I don't know what the more mainstream cats and kittens think of this look, but I think it's fun and probably pretty comfortable while still looking interesting. It turns out that having Madonna's creative genes (as well as access to her bank account) is a pretty good thing.
[gallery] />Fashion blogging legend and daughter of the Material Girl Lourdes "Lola" Leon was spotted in London, England sporting her usually eclectic style. I don't know what the more mainstream cats and kittens think of this look, but I think it's fun and probably pretty comfortable while still looking interesting. It turns out that having Madonna's creative genes (as well as access to her bank account) is a pretty good thing.
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Just as it was with Tiger and Jesse, Mel Gibson is now treating us to a whoreclown car show. You know, it's just like one of those clown cars at the circus, but filled with whores. One after the other, they're popping out and demanding money. First there was Oksana, who, like Rachel Uchitel was for Tiger, will always be the queen bee of this scandal. Now there's Violet Kowal, a polish fitness model, who claims that she and Mel were intimate during Oksana's pregnancy. Nice.
Violet knows what she's gotta do though. She's following in the footsteps of homewreckers before her, hiring Gloria Allred as her attorney and Michelle "Bombshell" McGee's manager to represent her. It's unclear why she needs either kind of representation at this point, but you know, in case the strumpet shit hits the fan, it's good have some people working for you. Or something. I guess.
Ugh. Please don't sleep with people's husbands or cheat on your wife. Thanks. />
Just as it was with Tiger and Jesse, Mel Gibson is now treating us to a whoreclown car show. You know, it's just like one of those clown cars at the circus, but filled with whores. One after the other, they're popping out and demanding money. First there was Oksana, who, like Rachel Uchitel was for Tiger, will always be the queen bee of this scandal. Now there's Violet Kowal, a polish fitness model, who claims that she and Mel were intimate during Oksana's pregnancy. Nice.
Violet knows what...