Everyone I know already worships Amy Poehler, but these photos give you another reason. This is Amy out in NYC today, carrying some groceries and entertaining the paparazzi shooting her with funny faces. The kind of remarkable thing about these photos is that homegirl just gave birth ten days ago to her second son, Abel James. She and her husband, Will Arnett, have another son at home, Archie, and you know that those boys are the luckiest kids ever. Amy's character in Mean Girls was totally accurate about her real life self, she is a cool mom. Also, I kind of like that she's not anorexic looking right after giving birth. Amy is naturally an extremely tiny person and to see that she's not one of those celebrities that slims down the second she leaves the hospital is kind of reassuring. You know, as a human.
[gallery] />Everyone I know already worships Amy Poehler, but these photos give you another reason. This is Amy out in NYC today, carrying some groceries and entertaining the paparazzi shooting her with funny faces. The kind of remarkable thing about these photos is that homegirl just gave birth ten days ago to her second son, Abel James. She and her husband, Will Arnett, have another son at home, Archie, and you know that those boys are the luckiest kids ever. Amy's character in Mean Girls was totally accurate...
Snooki just started dating this dude Jeff Miranda, an Iraq veteran from her neck of the woods. The 24 year old seemed like he'd probably be a down-to-earth change of pace for Snooki at first. It doesn't seem like someone who served our country would be interested in the trashy world of reality television and club appearances, right? But people who know Jeff are adamant that his interest in Snooki is solely for the publicity.
After seeing paparazzi shots of Jeff and Snook on the Jersey boardwalk, the source who spoke to RadarOnline said, "I've known Jeff for a long time and the guy is a player. This whole Guido thing is something totally new. He's become a gym rat and hooked-up with Snooki to get popularity and fame. Let's face it, the guy wants to be a star." Now there's a statement that sounds like it's either totally true or that "the source" is totally his jealous ex-girlfriend who wants him to burn.
As for what Jeff thinks about his new lady, he updated his Facebook page with the following message over the weekend:
"People no more Snookie talk. Her name is Nicole by the way. All I'm saying is we had a great time together. She is an amazing girl and couldn't ask for any more or less. I am not making any further comments about Nicole and myself. When the time is right you will be updated."
Hmm. Again, this could go either way. It could read like Jeff's being respectful, and it could also read like, "Who the hell are you to be making public statements of this nature about anything?"
Jury's out on Jeff. We're going to have to see how this one plays out before we make a final judgment on whether or not we're going to hate him. />
Snooki just started dating this dude Jeff Miranda, an Iraq veteran from her neck of the woods. The 24 year old seemed like he'd probably be a down-to-earth change of pace for Snooki at first. It doesn't seem like someone who served our country would be interested in the trashy world of reality television and club appearances, right? But people who know Jeff are adamant that his interest in Snooki is solely for the publicity.
After seeing paparazzi shots of Jeff and Snook on the Jersey boardwalk,...
So Lea Michele, that girl on that show that I've never watched, has made a bunch of statements about body image and weight and looks and other things that are just plain dangerous for a teen star who recently lost of a ton of weight to be making. While her message seems to be good, her actions don't really match up. What happens when an actress who looks like she weighs 110 pounds says that she's trying to give girls of the world self-confidence by embracing her flaws? A bunch of totally idiotic statements.
From PopEater:
On why being Italian has freed her of Hollywood's pressure to be perfect: "I come from a big Italian family and the pressure is not really anything I've been raised to feel."
On her 'Jewish nose': "I've always been proud of my body, my Jewish nose and all of that. Hollywood's Hollywood, but that's not going to change."
On why her ethnicity almost kept her off of television: "I never really thought there would be a place on television for me. I have a very specific look. I'm Jewish. I'm Italian."
On Barbara Streisand's 'Jewish nose': "I remember looking up to Barbara Streisand, and thinking, 'Finally, someone who has a Jewish nose, who didn't get a nose job.'"
On what she hopes all of this talk of dissing her ethnicity and acting like her body is normal will do: "If that is inspiring and can give young girls a sense of confidence, that's great."
First of all, I love that this chick says she looked at Babs and said, "Finally." As if there was ever a point in her life where Barbara Streisand was not a super, mega-famous star. Babs has been famous since peanut butter was invented.
Secondly, is this chick high? No place for unconventional looking women in television and film? Nicki Blonsky? Jennifer Grey? Heather Matarazzo? You guys have anything to say about that? I bet Jennifer Grey does. I bet Jennifer Grey would tell you that lopping off her "Jewish nose" was what actually killed her career.
What I think Miss Lea needs to do is go rent herself a copy of Precious and reevaluate her definition of a unique looking woman making it in Hollywood, 'cause despite what a strange flower she thinks she is, I'm pretty sure I saw fifteen girls just like her at the mall last week. Dumbass. />So Lea Michele, that girl on that show that I've never watched, has made a bunch of statements about body image and weight and looks and other things that are just plain dangerous for a teen star who recently lost of a ton of weight to be making. While her message seems to be good, her actions don't really match up. What happens when an actress who looks like she weighs 110 pounds says that she's trying to give girls of the world self-confidence by embracing her flaws? A bunch of totally idiotic stateme...
Teri Hatcher stopped using botox and from the looks of it, she also stopped using her damn mind. I found a Facebook album of nine photos of Teri in terrycloth (like, she literally just got out of the shower), talking about the state of her face and botox usage. Um, perhaps she took the name "Facebook" a bit too literally?
The above photo had the following caption:
Out of the bath getting ready for bed. Thought about all those damn critics of my face. Love it or hate it, my face that is, no surgery, no implants, no matter what "they" say. Decided I'd shoot myself in to reveal some truths about "beauty" and hope it makes you all easier on yourself.
Alright, well, we've known older ladies in Hollywood to make declarations like this for some time, but the hits just kept coming. There are eight more pictures with similar captions, all taken at arms length like a MySpace profile default from 2004.
Check out the gallery below, or wander over to Teri's Facebook page for the full effect.
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/>Teri Hatcher stopped using botox and from the looks of it, she also stopped using her damn mind. I found a Facebook album of nine photos of Teri in terrycloth (like, she literally just got out of the shower), talking about the state of her face and botox usage. Um, perhaps she took the name "Facebook" a bit too literally?
The above photo had the following caption:
Out of the bath getting ready for bed. Thought about all those damn critics of my face. Love it or hate it, my face that is, ...
I didn't make it out to last night's Lady Gaga show at the Staples Center here in Los Angeles, but after seeing these photos, I get the gist. And per usual, I'm more impressed than I thought I'd be. My love/hate relaysh with Gaga will continue on. These photos are hard to take my eyes off of, but that's probably only because they don't have audio attached.
Was anyone at the show last night? Have you caught Lady Gaga in another city or are you planning to?
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With the exception of singing, George Michael's greatest talent appears to be getting arrested. Yeah, the dude got arrested for drug possession again. He also got cited for driving drunk. Drunk and driving around with drugs over and over again. This guy is like an older, male Lindsay Lohan. So Michael Lohan, basically. But British.
Granted, George was found with just a little bit of weed this time (it could have been a lot worse), but with a 2007 arrest for driving while on prescription medication, this will probably keep him off the road for some time. He's also been busted for crack possession, but he wasn't driving that time. And of course we can't forget that he was caught boning some old man in a public park.
I'm beginning to think that George has a punch card for jail or something. Like, maybe he thinks if he visits ten times, he gets a ten dollar credit at the commissary. Or something.
Also, you probably won't regret watching this:
Our little girl is all grown up, you guys! Hilary Duff is totally marrying that hockey player dude Mike Comrie this weekend in Santa Barbara. And it's going to be a mad classy affair, too. The couple chose the San Ysidro Ranch, which was the honeymoon spot of John and Jackie. Historic for days.
If you barely remembered that Lizzie McGuire is even engaged, then check out these photos of Mike presenting her with a one mili dollar diamond ring in Hawaii last year.
Also, do you guys think Lalaine is going to the wedding? Hope so. />Our little girl is all grown up, you guys! Hilary Duff is totally marrying that hockey player dude Mike Comrie this weekend in Santa Barbara. And it's going to be a mad classy affair, too. The couple chose the San Ysidro Ranch, which was the honeymoon spot of John and Jackie. Historic for days.
If you barely remembered that Lizzie McGuire is even engaged, then check out these photos of Mike presenting her with a one mili dollar diamond ring in Hawaii last year.
Also, do you guys think Lalaine is going to the wedding? Hope so....
If you're smart, you've been watching Real Housewives of New Jersey this season. The drama's been explosive and petty and delicious and all those things that make reality TV as addictive as it is.
If you're sane, you've noticed that the villain on this season is actually not Danielle Staub, although she's pretty awful too. Most of the screaming matches have been instigated by Kim G., neighbor of Jacqueline and BFF of Danielle. Kim G. saw her opportunity to get herself on the TV show that was making her peers so famous and she's gone after it relentlessly, involving herself in as many relationships on the show as possible.
Last week's episode featured Kim G. and Danielle finally going after each other. After Danielle intimated to Kim that she was planning on finding her birth mother, Kim relayed that news to one of the Manzo, who passed it on to Teresa, who blabbed it to who sounds like the nosiest eye brow plucker in the world. Through this beautician, Danielle's daughter's friend learned of Danielle's search for her birth mom, and then she told Danielle's daughter. Ugh. What a clusterfuck.
Danielle lost her mind over Kim's blabbing and the two of them threw down in what was easily the most classless fight I've seen in some time. In fact, you should probably just watch it for yourself:
Just like it takes a certain kind of face to pull of a pixie cut, it also takes a certain kind of woman to pull off red hair. While Rihanna is clearly bold enough to rock red hair and lips at the same time, do you think this look is working for her?
To me, Rihanna's constant style switch ups are reminiscent of a teenage girl's willingness to experiment with her look and stand out. Personally, I find it endearing, but at a certain point you gotta ask why we never see the same Rihanna twice.
What do you think of this look? Is it working for RiRi or should she go back to her darker roots?
[gallery] />Just like it takes a certain kind of face to pull of a pixie cut, it also takes a certain kind of woman to pull off red hair. While Rihanna is clearly bold enough to rock red hair and lips at the same time, do you think this look is working for her?
To me, Rihanna's constant style switch ups are reminiscent of a teenage girl's willingness to experiment with her look and stand out. Personally, I find it endearing, but at a certain point you gotta ask why we never see the same Rihanna twice.
What...