Yo, writing that headline was like, my dream come true.
Young Money stars Nicki Minaj and Aubrey "Drake" Graham announced on Twitter today that they got married. Damn. If that comes as a surprise to you, well, duh. It was never even really confirmed that the two were a couple. Drake has addressed his big-ass crush on Nicki in interviews before, but they'd never been all like, "Yeah, we're in a relationship and in a place in our lives where we're considering marriage."
The couple made the news public via their Twitter accounts:
Yo, writing that headline was like, my dream come true.
Young Money stars Nicki Minaj and Aubrey "Drake" Graham announced on Twitter today that they got married. Damn. If that comes as a surprise to you, well, duh. It was never even really confirmed that the two were a couple. Drake has addressed his big-ass crush on Nicki in interviews before, but they'd never been all like, "Yeah, we're in a relationship and in a place in our lives where we're considering marriage."
The couple made the n...
You all know that these kinds of lists force me to have mini-mental breakdowns that make me debate the merits of suicide, but the results of CNN's recent readers poll of the most iconic person in music history isn't that bad. In fact, I almost maybe even agree with them. Can you freakin' imagine?
The number one music icon of all time, as voted by those who took the poll at CNN.com, was the King of Pop, Michael Jackson. While it's difficult to say what roll his death had in America coming to realize that his contribution to the world of entertainment is entirely separate from the scandal that surrounded his personal life, I think that it's an unsurprising and generally fair choice.
The rest of the top five was filled out by The Beatles (of course), Leslie Cheung, Elivs Presley and Bob Marley. I'm particularly proud that the last three made the list, as I feel that they are often overlooked. And while it's fantastic that the list is about as diverse as it gets when you're asking the mainstream for their opinion, it's disappointing that no women were able to crack the top five. Madonna, the obvious choice, came in number six in the poll.
That being said, screw the CNN readers opinions. I want to know who you guys think is the number one music icon of all time. What about Janet Jackson or David Bowie or Sting or Peter Frampton? Mariah Carey? Celine Dion? Fuck it! What about that Lady Gaga you all love so much? />You all know that these kinds of lists force me to have mini-mental breakdowns that make me debate the merits of suicide, but the results of CNN's recent readers poll of the most iconic person in music history isn't that bad. In fact, I almost maybe even agree with them. Can you freakin' imagine?
The number one music icon of all time, as voted by those who took the poll at CNN.com, was the King of Pop, Michael Jackson. While it's difficult to say what roll his death had in America coming to real...
Everyone's been saying that Mariah Carey is doing what J.Lo did re: her pregnancy. You know, waiting until she's practically got an arm and a leg dangling from her vadge before she confirms anything. Today she finally made a statement about the rumors and while she didn't say she was pregnant, she definitely didn't say she wasn't:
“I appreciate everyone’s well wishes. But I am very superstitious. When the time is right, everyone will know–even Cindi Berger.”
Cindi Berger, of course, is Mariah's publicist. So she hasn't even mentioned that extra weight in the shape of a baby that she's carrying around to her publicist. And she's superstitious? Mimi's with child, y'all. She is most definitely with child. If she wasn't pregnant, she'd just say that she's not pregnant... but if she's superstitious and she's a slightly older woman who's never been pregnant before and she's keeping her mouth shut, then homegirl's having a baby. I'm obviously not her OB/GYN. I've never been inside of her bits to know for sure, but I'd put money on there being a little Carey-Cannon in our near future. />Everyone's been saying that Mariah Carey is doing what J.Lo did re: her pregnancy. You know, waiting until she's practically got an arm and a leg dangling from her vadge before she confirms anything. Today she finally made a statement about the rumors and while she didn't say she was pregnant, she definitely didn't say she wasn't:
“I appreciate everyone’s well wishes. But I am very superstitious. When the time is right, everyone will know–even Cindi Berger.”
Cindi Berger, of course, is ...
Bristol Palin is the latest addition to the Dancing with the Stars cast. The daughter of former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin will be joining Audrina Patridge, The Situation and David Hasselhoff on the dancing competitions September 20th premiere.
No one at ABC has confirmed any of the casting decisions that have been announced informally for the 11th season, but I wouldn't be surprised if the rumors of Bristol's casting are true.
While I think Bristol deserves a chance to be in the spotlight on her own after all the attention we've paid to Levi Johnston (and all he did was knock the girl up), I do think it's generally inappropriate that we're classifying her as a "star". She's the daughter of a failed politician and she's a little famous for having been a pregnant teen at one point. No one's going to be rooting for the girl, she's a spectacle. />
Bristol Palin is the latest addition to the Dancing with the Stars cast. The daughter of former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin will be joining Audrina Patridge, The Situation and David Hasselhoff on the dancing competitions September 20th premiere.
No one at ABC has confirmed any of the casting decisions that have been announced informally for the 11th season, but I wouldn't be surprised if the rumors of Bristol's casting are true.
While I think Bristol deserves a chance to be ...
We (us here at EvilBeet and the world, collectively) rag on Britney Spears a lot for being unkempt and kind of crazy lookin' at all times, but let's think about this: She's been in hair and make up for most of her life, she's a mother of two kids, she had a very public mental breakdown a couple years ago, her dad babysits her full time and everyone talks about her everywhere she goes. I don't know about you, but that would nearly kill me. I can barely be bothered to brush my hair as it is and I got like... nothin' going on. A whole lot of nothing.
So let's just take a moment to pay respect to Britney. Despite the fact that she's not the impossibly perfect 17 year old pop star who we met and fell in love with like, a decade ago, she's still a hot bitch in a bikini. C'mon. If you didn't know that was Britney Spears and you were just chilling on the same Hawaiian beach as her, you'd double take her. You know you would. She's still above average, she's just a little worn down and beat up looking right now. And she doesn't owe it to us to change that any time soon. The girl can retire.
[gallery] />We (us here at EvilBeet and the world, collectively) rag on Britney Spears a lot for being unkempt and kind of crazy lookin' at all times, but let's think about this: She's been in hair and make up for most of her life, she's a mother of two kids, she had a very public mental breakdown a couple years ago, her dad babysits her full time and everyone talks about her everywhere she goes. I don't know about you, but that would nearly kill me. I can barely be bothered to brush my hair as it is and I got...
Lindsay Lohan was released from her court ordered rehab treatment yesterday, and although she was originally scheduled to spend 90 days in treatment, the actress isn't being left behind. The judge who ruled over Lindsay's case has given her a pretty strict list of things to do while she's still being punished.
From People:
Among Judge Elden Fox's orders for now: Lohan must submit to random drug and alcohol testing twice a week, as well as attend two behavioral therapy sessions weekly. She must also have seven contacts per week with a counselor for chemical dependency issues and attend 12-step chemical dependency sessions five times weekly. In addition, she must attend four psychotherapy sessions a week.
Judge Fox warned that any missed or dirty tests would result in a 30-day jail sentence. The new rules apply until a Nov. 1 progress review. Until then, Lohan was ordered to reside at her Los Angeles home.
Call me a moron, but I think this last trip to the slammer/rehab may be it for her. I don't know if she's going to be able to handle celebrity on the level that she's used to anymore, but I doubt that we're going to continue to hear rumors of her partying hard. And the constant therapy sessions and counselor check-ins seem awfully sobering.
The girl seems exhausted, as if maybe it's finally penetrated her thick head that she's got an addict's personality and shouldn't be around partying. This could be the end of an era, you guys. />
Lindsay Lohan was released from her court ordered rehab treatment yesterday, and although she was originally scheduled to spend 90 days in treatment, the actress isn't being left behind. The judge who ruled over Lindsay's case has given her a pretty strict list of things to do while she's still being punished.
From People:
Among Judge Elden Fox's orders for now: Lohan must submit to random drug and alcohol testing twice a week, as well as attend two behavioral therapy sessions weekly. She must also have seven contacts per week with a counselor for chemical dependency issues and attend 12-st...
Although she initially denied its existence, Heidi Montag is now privately coping to her participation in a sex tape that's set to be released by her soon-to-be-ex-husband Spencer Pratt. And she's ready to secure herself a nice little chunk of the profits.
From TMZ:
We're told Heidi has agreed to listen to Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch when he arrives in Costa Rica to make an offer on the footage ... some of which is said to contain girl-on-girl action with Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon.
We're told Heidi wants Hirsch to provide her with the sales numbers on Kim Kardashian's sex tape -- which was also released through Vivid -- because Heidi may be interested in working out a "back-end deal" if Steve can't offer enough cash up front to satisfy Montag.
None of this news should come as a surprise. Heidi is notorious for knowing how to stretch her fifteen minutes, and it wouldn't be too shocking to find out that this is all an extension of the plan that she's clearly made with Spencer to stay relevant. You can talk a lot of trash about someone like Heidi Montag, but there's something to be said for someone who can recognize that they're a parrot and a moron and chooses to sit back and take direction. She's a hell of a lot richer than most of us will ever be. />
Although she initially denied its existence, Heidi Montag is now privately coping to her participation in a sex tape that's set to be released by her soon-to-be-ex-husband Spencer Pratt. And she's ready to secure herself a nice little chunk of the profits.
From TMZ:
We're told Heidi has agreed to listen to Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch when he arrives in Costa Rica to make an offer on the footage ... some of which is said to contain girl-on-girl action with Playboy Playmate Kariss...
So we heard a couple weeks ago that these two broke up. Now I'm reading that they're still totally together. Then there are these photos of the two of them promoting their new movie Going the Distance to over-analyze. Do they look uncomfortable? What are they whispering to each other? If they are actually broken up, don't you think they're probably completely dying inside because they're contractually obligated to promote this movie together?
Ugh! I wont be able to sleep until I know the truth!
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Yeah, ladies! He's single! The line can form directly behind me!
After almost our entire year has been rocked by cheating scandals in Hollywood, the dude that started the trend, Tiger Woods, is now officially divorced from his wife Elin Nordegren. The couple reported to Bay County Circuit Court in Panama City, Fla. to finalize the agreement today.
Elin's peeps have released the following statement:
"We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future. While we are no longer married, we are the parents of two wonderful children and their happiness has been, and will always be, of paramount importance to both of us."
Although no details of the agreement have been made public at this point, it's rumored that Elin could receive up to 100 million dollars in alimony. Damn. Too bad it only cost her her pride, right? I'd be pumping him for more cash than that, if he even has it to spare. />
Yeah, ladies! He's single! The line can form directly behind me!
After almost our entire year has been rocked by cheating scandals in Hollywood, the dude that started the trend, Tiger Woods, is now officially divorced from his wife Elin Nordegren. The couple reported to Bay County Circuit Court in Panama City, Fla. to finalize the agreement today.
Elin's peeps have released the following statement:
"We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future....
Yo, writing that headline was like, my dream come true.
Young Money stars Nicki Minaj and Aubrey "Drake" Graham announced on Twitter today that they got married. Damn. If that comes as a surprise to you, well, duh. It was never even really confirmed that the two were a couple. Drake has addressed his big-ass crush on Nicki in interviews before, but they'd never been all like, "Yeah, we're in a relationship and in a place in our lives where we're considering marriage."
The couple made the n...
So we heard a couple weeks ago that these two broke up. Now I'm reading that they're still totally together. Then there are these photos of the two of them promoting their new movie Going the Distance to over-analyze. Do they look uncomfortable? What are they whispering to each other? If they are actually broken up, don't you think they're probably completely dying inside because they're contractually obligated to promote this movie together?
Ugh! I wont be able to sleep until I know the truth!
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