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Miley Cyrus Splashes Around With Her New Beau

Miley Cyrus and Douglas Booth Filming LOL Quick rant: We've talked a little bit about how Miley Cyrus is currently filming a movie called LOL: Laughing Out Loud, but can we talk about how lame that movie title is? In a world where we're making movies about Facebook, do we really need to subtitle a film called LOL "Laughing Out Loud"? Wouldn't you say that if someone is going to go see a movie starring Miley Cyrus that they most likely already know what "LOL" means in Internet-speak? And if they're just finding out what it means from...

Was Anyone Else Humiliated To Watch the Real Housewives Reuinion Last Night?

The second part of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion was on Bravo last night and it was absolute mayhem. Now, look: You guys know at this point that I'm not shy about swear words and harsh language. In fact, one might say that I am limited to using swear words and harsh language, so you know that if I thought Kim G.'s mouth was completely foul last night, it had to be pretty bad. Here's the thing with Kim G., though. It's not just the words coming out of her mouth. It's the eff'd u...

Hailey Glassman Gets a Blog, Slams Jon, Comes Off Kind of Likable

I don't know if you know this about me, but I love Hailey Glassman. Out off all the young girls we've seen dragged in and out of the media this year due to their trashy extramarital affairs with semi-famous men, Hailey Glassman has long been my favorite. Why? I think she's buckwild. I don't think she really cares about much beside her family and smoking weed and animals and music. She just did something dumb by hooking up with Jon Gosselin and hey! If her name is going to be talked about at all...

Love it or Leave It: Katy Perry’s Football-Themed Do

Not ready to commit to the full 'California Gurls' wig but you still want to do a little something to show off your spunky style? Katy Perry has the solution (so did I. In high school.) Her subtle tribute to her fiance's favorite football team, West Ham, is elegant but still kind of kooky and eye catching. This isn't the first time Katy's repped her man's #1 team, either. While some may question whether or not there's a point to having unnaturally colored locks in the first place, it cert...

Paris Hilton Tweeted About Her Coke Purse

Paris Hilton's Coke-FIlled Chanel Purse Paris Hilton thought she could get by on the "I was holding it for a friend" defense when it came to her recent arrest for cocaine possession, but her Twitter account put a stop to that. The Chanel purse that the baggie of blow fell out of was photographed in Paris' possession the night she was arrested, but if that's not enough evidence, the heiress actually Tweeted a photo of the purse over a month ago with the caption, "Love My New Chanel Purse I got Today. :)" Yikes. I've heard of Twi...

Don’t You Kind Of Wish Madonna and Guy Ritchie Would Get Back Together?

Guy Ritchie with David Banda and Rocco John With mom directing her first feature and big sis off blogging her fashions somewhere, little brothers David Banda and Rocco Ritchie were left to spend the day with their dad, director Guy Ritchie. The scene was pretty cute even though one of Madonna's body guards tagged along for their pasta dinner. Kind of makes me miss the days when Madge and Guy were an item. Too bad he thinks she's retarded. [gallery]...

Julia Roberts Should Read That Book, ‘Eat, Pray, Shave Your Armpits’

Julia Roberts Has a Natural Look OK, so I don't really care if you shave your pits or not. It's certainly none of my business and it's not like we didn't know Julia likes the "tiny kittens tied to the underarm area" look. That's not news. But I thought this would be an interesting time to open up this can of worms: What do we think about unshaved armpits? I've shaved since I've needed to and I can't imagine it'd be very comfortable, but hey! If Julia Roberts prefers living this way, maybe there's something to it. Any hairy ...

CoCo Announces The Name of His TBS Show

Conan O'Brien is coming back to TV on November 8th and today he released this video announcement of his show name. You can watch the kind of rambly video above or just read the part I transcribed for you: For months, I have been bombarded with calls from the media demanding to know the name of my new show. "Conan, what's the name of your new show? What's the name of your new show? [inaudible and slightly offensive Italian American impression,]" That was one Italian guy who wanted to know. Good pizza. Anywho, they want t...

Robyn Covers Hyperballad, Everyone Gets a Music Boner

If you guys are into bitches singing (I am!) then this video should make you real happy. Bjork was awarded the 2010 Polar Music Prize from Sweden's King Carl XVI Gustaf. Previous winners include Pink Floyd and Joni Mitchell. It's a big freakin' deal over in Sweden. To celebrate, they brought together a group of artists to cover some of Bjork's most celebrated music. Robyn covered Hyperballad, Wildbirds and Peacedrums covered Human Behavior (my jam), Ane Brun coverd Joga... Essentially, it was a very special night for ...

Love It or Leave It: Katy Perry’s Blue Dress

Katy Perry was snapped last night in Paris while making her way to dinner and I'm not too sure how I feel about the blue frock she was seen wearing last night. Part of me can see that it's pretty and that the simple cut is flattering to her figure, the other part of me wants to know why she's wearing the backdrop I had my second grade school picture taken in front of. Or a map of deep space. There's something very 90s about this fabric that's not sitting well with me. Am I crazy? [gallery]...

Lindsay Lohan Got in Trouble With the Police Again This Weekend

Nothing serious. She just got pulled over in front of the Chateau Marmont at 11 PM on Friday night. She supposedly failed to come to a complete stop at a stop sign, so the cops curbed for a chat and a warning. Not to nitpick because it sounds like she didn't really do anything wrong, but if I were Lohan, I'd be extremely freakin' careful if I were her. If Paris Hilton can go back to jail for walking around with coke in her purse, you know Lindz will wind up back in the slammer over a traffic violation. Now would be a really good time for her to play by all the rules. />Nothing serious. She just got pulled over in front of the Chateau Marmont at 11 PM on Friday night. She supposedly failed to come to a complete stop at a stop sign, so the cops curbed for a chat and a warning. Not to nitpick because it sounds like she didn't really do anything wrong, but if I were Lohan, I'd be extremely freakin' careful if I were her. If Paris Hilton can go back to jail for walking around with coke in her purse, you know Lindz will wind up back in the slammer over a traffic viola...
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