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The Dude From Sugar Ray To Join Celebrity Apprentice Cast

Mark McGrath to Appear on Celebrity Apprentice Are any of you still into Celebrity Apprentice? Because they're making another season of it and so far the cast they have lined up is... hilarious. According to EW, the next group of D-listers to line up for The Donald include Starr Jones, Mark McGrath and my personal favorite, La Toya Jackson. A perfect start, if you ask me. So who else do we think they should cast? I would love to see Carrot Top, Delta Burke, and Scott Disick. The first two are purely for the LOLs, but I'd like to see Scott try and prove that he has what it takes to do anyt...

Danny Noriega is Even More Obsessed With Nicki Minaj Than I Am

J/K, mothafuckas! No one will ever love the Harajuku Barbie more than me, but do y'alls remember Danny Noriega? That really adorable and super duper gay boy that came in like, maybe fourth the year that the two David's were finalists on American Idol? Well, I may have possibly been doing a little bit of YouTube searching earlier today and come across the video above of Danny taking his best shot at Nicki Minaj's verse on Kanye's "Monster" track. OK, that's exactly what happened. So then I started clicking around in...

Matt Damon’s Expecting Another Daughter

Matt Damon and Wife Expecting Third Daughter I still haven't gotten over the fact that the woman Matt Damon keeps impregnating is not me, but whatever. I have to deliver this news to you. It's my job. Matt Damon and his wife Luciana Barrosa are expecting their third daughter. The couple already has Isabella (age 4) and Gia (age 2), as well as Luciana's 11-year old daughter from a previous relationship. The couple are supposedly "thrilled." The news that his wifey is preggo may be one of the reasons that Matt won't be appearing in the next Bourne flick, or, you know, maybe there's someone...

Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman Are Separated

Today's a sad day. First we learned about the Cox-Arquette split and now we're learning that Christina Aguilera and her Candyman have parted ways. Although the couple has not officially filed for divorce, they are taking some time apart to reevaluate their relationship. Regardless of whether or not this separation becomes permanent, a source close to the couple says that they are committed to remaining friends and raising their son, Max together. Blah. I don't know why this news bums me ou...

Tammy Lynn Michaels is Getting Screwed Over By Melissa Etheridge

Tammy Lynn Michaels and Melissa Etheridge have been broken up for some time now, but their bitter divorce continues. This weekend, Tammy posted a Rosie-esque blog entry, in which she paints her ex-wife to be a manipulative and cruel person who doesn't seem to care about the well-being of the mother of her children. Here's the post: just a cornucopia of thoughts. "pays all the bills" not entirely true "pays all the bills she chooses to pay" "pays all the bills her people thinks...

Tori Spelling Hates Water

One of the first things that any nutritionist or trainer or dietitian will tell you is that, in order to stay fit, you need to be drinking a ton of water. Staying hydrated and flushing out your system is the only thing that keeps you from holding on to that life-ruining sodium bloat. That's why I'm so confused after learning that Tori Spelling doesn't drink water. I remember Victoria Beckham saying something a few years ago about how she only drinks Diet Coke and never, ever water, but she also...

Posh Says The Beckhams Are Not Scientologists

Ever since Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham became BFFs and their families started hanging out all the time, people have been suspicious that their friendship was sealed by TomKat's controversial religion, Scientology. Scientology is known for attracting celebrity followers, and Tom Cruise is responsible for introducing many of the most famous Scientologists to the church. In this month's issue of Marie Claire, Victoria addresses the rumors that Xenu brought her and her husband together ...

Lindsay Lohan’s Being Treated For Her Blackberry Addiction, Too

Lindsay Lohan is Glued To Her Cell Phone Lindsay Lohan is currently being treated for drug and alcohol addiction at the Betty Ford Center, but she's also being broken of another bad habit: Her constant cell phone use. Apparently staffers at the rehab clinic noticed that Lindsay was spending far too much time on her Blackberry, so they've restricted her usage of it to only two hours a day. She's also not allowed to Tweet or communicate with any non-family members or close friends. Cutting off Lindsay from reaching out to her fan...

Can We Talk About Justin Timberlake’s Acting Career?

Did you guys see The Social Network yet? I told you I was planning on catching it over the weekend and I was generally unimpressed considering the commercials told me that this was the flick that was supposed to "define my generation." Eh, Mark Zuckerberg is an autistic dude with a popular website and he doesn't seem to value his friendships all that much. I could explain my thoughts on that over a bottle of wine, but they're not particularly fun. Here's what I'd love to get into: How much...

Justin Bieber’s Girlfriend Put Out a Pretty Cute Single

When I found out that Justin Bieber was dating another pop singer, I expected her to be at least as lame as he is. Why would Justin Bieber ever risk not being the star in his own relationship, you know? I saw his MTV Diary. He came off like a sassy control freak, which is what one would expect. I can't imagine he'd do well with a diva, which is clearly who this Jasmine V. character is. This is generous, but she sounds like a mini-Rihanna/Beyonce on her new single, "All These Boys". What do you guys think of the song?...

Katherine Heigl Comments On The Fact That Everyone Thinks She’s Kind Of Bitchy

As long as we've been aware of Katherine Heigl we've known two things about her: 1) People seem to love to watch her on screen, 2) She's got a shitty attitude. There were all the things she said about the Grey's Anatomy writers and her constant, unapologetic smoking, and her generally rude and squirmish behavior in front of fans and paprazzi, most notably when she ripped her BFF & co-star T.R. Knight away from a fan he was signing an autograph for. The New York Times published a story about Katherine over the weeken...
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