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Have You Seen ‘The Miley Show’?

Saturday Night Live's been doing this hilarious bit this season, The Miley Cyrus Show. Last weekend when Anne Hathaway hosted, the sketch was the highlight of the show. Vanessa Bayer's Miley impression is good (it's the nasal "pretty cool" that really sells it) but Anne Hathaway's bit as Katie Holmes was basically flawless. Saturday Night Live: More of this, please!...

Kelly Osbourne Shows Off Her Bikini Bod in ‘Shape

Kelly Osbourne is looking FINE, you guys. Like, FOOOIINNEE. And as if her body wouldn't be impressive no matter who she was, to think that just a couple of years ago Kelly was in and out of rehab for pill addiction and considerably overweight. She looks healthy in every way now. I actually might purchase a copy of Shape for the first time in my life after seeing these photos because I'm dying to know what she's eating. And I wanna see if she says anything about that dick ex-fiance of hers who w...

Which Palin Child is Having Pregnancy Scares Now?

No, it's not good ol' Bristol again. This time it's Willow, Sarah's sixteen year old daughter. Apparently she and her 18-year old BF have been bumping uglies for a minute, and when Willow's period was over a week late recently, she freaked out that she was as fertile as her mom and big sis. According to the source who spoke to the National Enquirer, Sarah was shocked after hearing the news that she may be a grandmother for the second time. The only thing that probably shocked her more was that the a...

Eva Longoria Found Out That Dog Tony Parker Was Cheating On Her By Reading His Emails

Yesterday it was announced that Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are splitting due to infidelity on Tony's side, and today we're finding out how Eva learned of Tony's affair. Emails and texts, of course. The way they used to do it back in the 1800s. A source spoke to RadarOnline and explained what Tony did and how Eva caught him: “Tony had Erin’s personal information stored in an electronic program that only he could access. It was a double shot for her because not only did she find all the information but Eva also realized immediately that Tony had taken steps to hide it from her. ...

Love It or Leave It: Nicki Minaj’s Pre-Letterman Look

Nicki Minaj Greets Fans Outside of Letterman Nicki Minaj greeted fans waiting for her outside of The Tonight Show yesterday and this is what she was wearing. Kind of a Jane Fonda meets Gwen Stefani meets Mother Mary kind of look. Now, I'm assuming that this outfit is Nicki's version of casual sweats and not something she intended to get stopped in because, well, this outfit makes no sense. But for clothes just to kick it in, I'm impressed that she's wearing something that fits her so well and shows off her curves. Then again, I'm writing thi...

Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal Get Naked to Promote Their New Movie

Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal apparently spend a great deal of time naked in their new movie Love and Other Drugs, so naturally they're going to get naked while promoting it as well. Well, not naturally, actually. I feel like I've seen plenty of actors promote movies where they're in the buff for a good portion of it while keeping their clothes on, but hey! You know, good for them. Good for them for being so comfortable with their bodies. Anywhodickie, the pair have three covers of Ent...

The Kids From Harry Potter Show Off Their American Accents

Hey, Harry Potter Brains (is that what Harry Potter fans call themseves? Like Twihards? I'm not sure, that's just my guess.) Have you seen this gem floating around your Internets yet? MTV news interviewed all of those adorable Harry Potter kids (they'll always be children to me, you can suck it) and asked them to read some "American" phrases (stuff like "The Olive Garden" and "Boo-yah!" and other stupid shit that makes people in our country sound dumb and frivolous) to test their ability to do o...

‘SNL’ Continues To Deliver The Goods For Season 36

Saturday Night Live has had an unusually solid season this year in terms of their host and musical guest picks and the recently announced upcoming hosts are no exception. Lindsay Lohan was originally going to host the December 4th show, but that'll be pretty hard to do from the Betty Ford Center. Scheduled in her place is Robert DeNiro and musical guest Diddy-Dirty Money. After that it'll be Paul Rudd and Paul McCartney, then Jeff Bridges and Eminem. Anne Hathaway and Florence and the Machine ...

Uh-Oh. Dina Lohan is Pissed at ‘Glee’

Gwyneth Paltrow played a substitute Spanish teacher desperately trying to get on her students level on last night's episode of Glee, and in the process wound up insulting the entire Lohan family. Damn. Out of context, Gwyneth's character cracking jokes about Lindsay's history of rehab and mental illness seems totally mean-spirited, but the entire scene was about a lady trying to get down on the level of some teenagers. It's easy to go after Lindsay Lohan (I should know, right?), but it makes...

Beyonce’s Perfume Ad Banned in Britain

So I just read that Beyonce's commercial for her perfume Heat has been banned from British television before 7:30 PM because of it's sexually suggestive nature. Yo, in Britain. Where they all act like delightful horndogs and call it being cheeky! But I just watched the ad and I'm not sure if I understand what the big deal is. Is this that much more sexual than say, a Victoria's Secret ad? I don't think so. Is it because Beyonce comes off as a poweful sex demon and not a grown ass woman running around in a g-string and an...

Man Shoots TV After Watching Bristol Palin on ‘Dancing With The Stars’

Bristol Palin on Dancing With The Stars A Wisconsin man was arrested this morning after it was reported to the authorities that gun shots were going off in his house. Steve Cowan told officers that he shot his TV after watching Bristol Palin's performance on Dancing With The Stars because she's a bad dancer and she's riding her mom's coattails. We've all gotten upset over both the Palin family and reality competition shows, but rarely does it manifest in an appliance getting shot. Unsurprisingly, the authorities have revealed that...

Taylor Swift is Always Surprised

Rich from FourFour, who is a total genius, put together this clip of Taylor Swift's surprised reactions from various award shows over the past couple years and it's pretty hilarious. I don't know if I've ever noticed that Taylor is so easily thrown for a loop, but the video evidence of this goes on forever....
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