See this picture of Leonardo DiCaprio with his hand all wrapped around Blake Lively's waist on a boat? There's no way these two are fucking.
Maybe this speaks more to that fact that I've almost exclusively dated broke dudes, but I'm pretty sure you don't charter a boat unless your dick gets to do some boat metaphor to a lady's vagina. Did I do that right?
Leo's been single for a minute now and Blake seems to blow through guys like she's in her early 20s, physically attractive and successful, so I'm not sure how long these two will last,...
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These photos of pop star Miley Cyrus showing off her flexibility in a sheer lace jumpsuit surfaced on the Internet today and I wonder what she's trying to say.
J/K, y'all. I know exactly what she's trying to say. She's trying to be all like, "Hey, World! If you think that I'm not going to make the same mistakes as ever other average slut and do so publicly despite the fact that I employ dozens of people who have families they have to provide for and I've made my millions off of providing parents with...
Well, now that we've addressed quality television and the women that made it, let's move on to the crazy shit: The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
The third season premiered last night and you know that I was stationed on my couch at 9:30 on the nose with a glass of wine and a bag of FritoLay Munchies ready to go. Those bitches are my shit, I live for them, I live for their drama and their fashions and their lifestyle. Live. For. Them.
Here are my notes:
1) I am so glad that this appear...
Anyone who knows me knows that I live for Roseanne. I still watch repeats of her show on TV Land almost nightly and my DVR is chock full of episodes for when I'm going through a rough time. There's never been anyone quite like her, and if you read her new piece in New York, you'll learn that, as far as she's concerned, there never will be.
The entire thing is an absolute must-read that I've forwarded to half the people I know, but if you want a taste of one of the better parts of the essay, check out this p...
Nick Cannon just did an interview (which, like all the good ones, is totally not embeddable. Please click here to see it,) in which he was asked to do an impression of his wife, Mariah Carey.
Nick happily agreed to do it and said that at home, his wife is basically a pimp. Mariah doesn't love this description because she thinks it makes her sound a too crazy and mean, but as Nick says in the clip, that's exactly who she is. Apparently she walks around the house saying things like, "My conversation is expensive, so please pay attention."
Whil...
You know when you're at the club or something and you see a couple making out and it's just a physically awkward kiss that makes you want to vomit? Like, "Ahh, no! Stop! You guys are gross kissers, I can't watch this!"
That's how I feel after seeing these pictures of Kanye West making out with some unknown whatever in Cannes yesterday. You know, Kanye, there's a film festival going on right now. You might want to, I dunno, check out some of the films as opposed to publicly making out with some Amber Rose wannabe. Or maybe you could take it in...
Look, before we even get into this, I want to acknowledge that I am pretty easily angered and that I have a lot of issues to work through and that it's not normal to start hating someone over something as petty as this, but THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, FOLKS! The crazy one's on shift now! Wooo! Stay behind the plate glass window!
Now let's get into it: When I saw these photos of Harry Potter himself walking around NYC with a nasty-ass bottle of Sprite Zero and a stupid hat on and whistling, I just a...
Terry Richardson and Jared Leto were snappin' some pics in NY the other day and ummm... Hi, Jared Leto. When did you get hot again and may I have a word with you in my office?
Not to perv out on the dude, but I've had a crush on this guy since I was maybe 12-years-old and he was the object of Claire Danes' affection on My So-Called Life. Seeing him look fat, weird and gross the past few years was a major bummer, but I'd gotten used to it. He's apparently shed those extra pounds and is chan...
Taylor Swift has finally put her foot down about something that not everyone on the planet agrees with and it feels awfully good to know that she's not a total robot. The singer recently did an interview saying that celebrities who complain about paparazzi are annoying and don't seem to get that that's what they've signed up for as a famous person.
Of course you and I probably agree with Taylor, but you know who doesn't? Like, basically everyone in Hollywood. It's nice to see Taylor take a ...
This bunk-ass, entirely too literal "thing" above is not a Photoshopped gag... This is actually the cover of Levi Johnston's upcoming book, Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin's Crosshairs.
First of all, I don't know how it's even legal for him to title his book this. His implication is that she hunted him down, and with the Palin's being less-than-thrilled about Levi as a person, he needs to be really careful about his language when referring to them. Like, boy's gonna get sued.
Secondly, the t...
