Um, I don't even know what to do with this information.
Amber Portwood, who I didn't even know was a citizen of Earth until earlier this week, was forced to report her earnings to the judge handling her case and the number is shocking. HollywoodLife.com is reporting that the Teen Mom star said she has pulled in $280,000 this year for being a television personality.
$280,000! That's a shitload of money for an MTV star that's not even old enough to make club appearances.
Hopefully this girl has someone in her li...
Nicole Richie, who's been on probation after receiving a DUI back in 2006, is finally a free woman. This morning her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley (who I would guess is the hardest working woman in Hollywood), went to court for the reality star and author and was able to convince the judge that her client no longer needed to be supervised. Her evidence was the glowing reports from Nicole's alcohol education classes and the fact that she's been in total compliance this entire time. You see, Lind...
Woo! It's Blind Item time!
This one is from Star Magazine:
Which twentysomething daughter of a divorced Hollywood Couple ( both are now remarried) is experimenting with drugs? At a recent House party, we hear she ate quite a few hallucinogenic mushrooms- something she has been doing a lot lately!
First of all, yuck. Frequent mushroom use? Ugh. I'd kill myself.
Secondly, who else could this be beside one of Bruce and Demi's girls? My guess would be Scout based on the fact that we reall...
Amy Fisher AKA The Long Island Lolita AKA the chick who shot Mary Jo Buttafuoco in the face is releasing a new sex tape, Amy Fisher is Sex. This is Amy's second DreamZone Entertainment title, but she's far from a n00b. After her release from prison, she met and married Lou Bellera, who sold their first marital sex tape back in 2007. Amy's been stripping (occasionally for charitable causes like Haitian relief funds) and doing the porn thing ever since.
Amy Fisher is Sex has the porn star m...
I am not going to pretend for a second that I don't care about this. Not for one hot second.
Last night I was getting pretty deep into Twitter (I'm snowed in back east at my parents' house, OK?) and I noticed that the Bieliebers were Tweeting something about how Nick Jonas unfollowed Jasmine V. (Bieber's ex) and then Jasmine unfollowed Selena and then Selena unfollowed Justin and then Justin unfollowed both Selena AND Jasmine (take a minute to let all that sink in if you need to).
Basically, som...
I've done my best to ignore both this show and this news story, but I can't anymore. Yo, one of the moms from that show Teen Mom is in jail! ... Yes, only one of them. Can you believe it?
Amber Portwood, who looks like an orange Pound Puppy, was jailed this morning after being charged with three class D felonies, two for domestic battery and one count of neglect of a dependent (that would be her baby). The charges sprung from an on-camera fight between Amber and her former fiance and baby dad...
Kelly Osbourne may have a new body and a new BFF, but she's still up to the same immature coping tactics. Like high school students and emotionally stunted adults, Kelly turned to her Twitter page the day after Christmas to let a can of whoop ass loose on her former fiance. The Tweets (pictured above) claim that Luke is trying to win her back despite cheating on her with "100s of girls as well as men."
You may remember Kelly going crazy on Luke via her Facebook page last summer when she disco...
Bristol Palin has done a great job getting on everyone's nerves this year, but finally she's done something worth praising. The single mom and former Governor's daughter has purchased her first home, a cute little brown stucco in Arizona.
Bristol paid $172,000 for the abode, which just a couple years ago sold to it's previous owner for nearly twice that. Good deal! And don't worry about her losing it, because homegirl paid in cash. Baller! I was unaware that motherhood and televised dancing paid that...
Oh wow. TMZ has announced that Lifetime is in the process of making a new movie that sounds awfully similar to the life of one of our favorite tabloid stars.
From TMZ:
Lydia Hearst will play LiLo in Charles Castillo's new movie, "Dogs in Pocketbooks." Castillo told the New York Post, "Lydia will play a bratty movie goddess in and out of rehab, in trouble with the law, and hounded by greedy agents, predatory paparazzi, off-the-wall stalkers and crazed media."
Castillo says the script is a satire ... the only glaring omission from the description -- scheming, sponging parents whose lives de...
The official commemorative coin celebrating the marriage of Prince William and Kate Middleton has been released and while the coin (pictured above) clearly says the couple's names, I'm pretty sure those people on it aren't them. Prince William's jawline was done a favor by the artist responsible for the coin's design, but Kate? Man, that is a brutal depiction of a really pretty girl.
Shockingly enough, the coin's design was approved by the couple as well as Queen Elizabeth. Is Kate's self-es...
