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Bobbi Kristina Claims Coke Photos Were Staged

Bobbi Kristina AKA Bobby & Whitney's kid has responded to the photos being circulated of her in which she appears to be snorting cocaine and boozing her brains out. Two days in a row, guys. Two days in a row. It's gonna be that kinda March. According to NecoleBitchie, all of this was posted to Bobbi K's Twitter page: The pictures_ a former very dear person to me did this. Set me up to make it look exactly what it looks like. God will smite them yes..But it’s really not what it looks like.. People will do anything for money which is extremely sad, and I’m ver...

Quotables: Mike Huckabee Has a Big Issue With Natalie Portman

"People see a Natalie Portman who boasts, 'We're not married but we're having these children and they're doing just fine.' I think it gives a distorted image. It's unfortunate that we glorify and glamorize the idea of out-of- wedlock children. Most single moms are very poor, uneducated, can't get a job, and if it weren't for government assistance, their kids would be starving to death and never have health care.And that's the story that we're not seeing." - Former Arkansas Governor M...

Love It or Leave It: Gaga’s Winter Sideboob and The Craziest Shoes Ever (EVER)

Lady Gaga stepping off a plane dressed in something outrageous is nothing new. In fact, it's pretty much what we've grown to expect. Still, she somehow always manages to top herself, and the outfit she was wearing when she arrived in freezin' cold Toronto yesterday is a perfect example. You guys? These shoes? How do they work? I think I know some things about the human body and gravity that tell me that it's physically impossible to walk with just the heel of your foot on a platform. Oh, ...

Want to See Michael Fassbender Banging a Girl Against a Glass Window?

Michael Fassbender, who looks hot in pictures and who I guess was in some X-Men movie, was photographed having sex with a fully naked women up against a window in New York's The Standard Hotel yesterday. Unfortunately, it wasn't just some random act of practically public fucking, Michael and his co-star (who I can't identify, can you?) were filming a scene for his new movie, Shame, which also stars Carey Mulligan. I would be shocked if she's partaking in a scene like this, though. For the TOTALLY NSFW (if you work at one of those...

This Entire ‘Twilight’ Thing Just Got So Much Creepier

A photo of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart People.com has this absolutely ridiculous story up about how Kristen Stewart got Robert Pattinson hired as her Twilight co-star, and it makes me want to vomit and shower and then vomit in the shower and then bathe myself in bleach and move to back to Massachusetts where I can be as far from this industry shit as possible. Ready? This is how Twilight director Catherine Hardwicke says it went down: Stewart met Pattinson in Hardwicke's kitchen in Malibu, Calif. After they kissed for the fir...

Caption This: Andy Dick Catches His Beautiful Reflection In a Mirror Covered With Cocaine

Comedian Andy Dick is up to his same old extremely troubling behavior according to this photo of him snorting a hand mirror full of cocaine. The picture, obtained by RadarOnline, is accompanied by quotes from folks who've seen Andy out recently, and while part of me wants to laugh at what a mess this dude is, a bigger part of me just feels so sad for humans. Andy, hand mirrors are for seeing what your own vagina looks like in the privacy of your bedroom, not drugs. Gosh!...

Blind Item: Which Star Said She Was a Secret Santa When She Was Actually Just a Secret Bitch?

Blind item time! It's like Cookie Time except calorie-free and sometimes you feel even more guilty for participating! Today's blind comes from BlindGossip.com and while it will force you to look back a few months, it's so juicy and character-degrading that it seems worthy of a post: When this A list actress told her B list costar that she wanted to do something special on Christmas for all of the cast and crew of the film they were finishing, the B lister couldn’t be bothered and made excuses so she wouldn’t have to h...

Good Face Gone Bad: Joan Rivers’ Real Face, We Hardly Knew Ye

It seems like as soon as plastic surgery for cosmetic purposes became "a thing," comedian Joan Rivers started doing it. It's not like she'd been shy about it-- no one laughs harder about the state of her face than Joan herself-- but I don't think those of us who were born after her rise to fame truly understand the extent of work she's had done. You'll probably be shocked to see the ways Joan's face morphs over the years as you click through the gallery below. The changes beg you to ask why...

Kim Kardashian’s ‘JAM’ is SO Not My Jam

I love the Kardashian sisters and will support pretty much anything they do (I love to see strong Armenian women doing themselves to the most,) but I absolutely cannot stand by and watch Kim Kardashian try and position herself as some sort of singer. This new single "JAM" had its debut on Ryan Seacrest's radio show this morning and it's just GAWDAWFUL. From the completely trite and uninspired lyrics (try to tell T.I. or Rihanna that there aren't a million ways to articulate that you're hav...

Charlie Sheen’s Ex Says He Sent Anti-Semitic Texts, His Lawyer Denies It

Charlie Sheen's ex-wife Brooke Mueller told TMZ that the above text message was sent to her by her ex-husband regarding his lawyer Mark Burg. Of course both Charlie and Mark are denying these claims, saying that Charlie is close to far too many Jewish people for this to be true and that Brooke must have sent the text from Charlie's phone herself. The actor said that "the goddesses" can confirm that Brooke was seen holding his phone on the same day that the text message was sent. What's slight...

Ke$ha Jumped Out of a Plane, Totally Survived

I know, I know. This is nowhere near as exciting as nude photos. Ke$ha decided to spend her day off from her Australian tour skydiving and after watching the video of her jump, I have a few thoughts: 1) She's much prettier than we've given her credit for. I see no resemblance to John Travolta in this video. 2) Red lipstick and green eye make up for skydiving? Seems a little dramatic but okay... 3) I don't think I could go through with jumping out of a plane. Pretty entertaining video, though....
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