Apparently Nikki Reed doesn't care for my advice, because she was seen out last night holding hands with American Idol's #1 Creeper, Paul McDonald.
Of course I don't know whether or not Paul is actually a skeezy dude, but he gives me super weird vibes and I think he might be a little bit of a user. I'm not happy that Scotty took home the American Idol grand prize, but I'm just glad it wasn't Paul. I don't think I'd be comfortable having this dude sneak on to my radar for the next several years. At least I'm prett...
Kendra Wilkinson is thinking about having her second child with husband Hank Baskett (guess those break-up rumors are as false as her titties,) but she's not doing all of the traditional mommy prep that we normally hear about. Nope, the girl's just getting wasted with her husband, going at it and hoping that a baby comes out of it.
When asked about her plans for getting pregnant again, Kendra told People, "Hank and I need a couple more drunken nights. We need to get drunk and have crazy sex ...
So January Jones is just about the most flawless looking pregnant woman I've ever seen. Just gonna cut to that part of this whole post ASAP, because I truly don't understand why the dude who put that kid in her isn't making announcements like, "EXCUSE ME, EARTH! EXCUSE ME, I GOT THAT HOT CHICK FROM MAD MEN PREGNANT!"
For those of you who have no idea what's going on: January's pregnant and no one knows who the dad is. Some people are saying it's a dude from Saturday Night Live, others are say...
And by that headline I mean, "Of course I have no proof that he's actually sticking it to her, but if you've ever had sex in your life you can tell me what these two must be doing behind closed doors after looking at these pictures."
I've been saying it forever. The Victoria's Secret shopping sprees, the PDA, the pancakes, it all adds up. But if you needed any more proof that these two are getting their swerve on, then look at these photos. That is some raw sexuality right there. Her bikin...
But what else is new, right?
Following the success of Teen Mom and 16 & Pregnant, MTV has just ordered a reality pilot titled Married Young, which features (hold ya breath) young folks getting married! Why not continue to make a spectacle of young people making life-ruining decisions, right?
It's not that I think marriage doesn't work out any more or that monogamy and making it work through thick and thin is impossible or outdated. In fact, I think I'm one of my only friends who doesn't s...
Well, Christ on the Cross, I may have a nice thing or two to say about Lady Gaga for once. This chick better not go and win me over because between her semi-heartbreaking interview with MTV we showed you recently and these fairly classy and toned down (for her) photos from her RollingStone spread, I might be able to stand her now.
I think I'd finally just come to accept that we're pretty much always going to get some level of freak in her glossy shots, but this one lacks pretty much any and all retarded shoes and she looks fairly natural.
Oh, and did I forget to tell you how hilarious she was in he...
When she hasn't been "modeling" or letting her implants flop out poolside, Lindsay Lohan has ben busy making calls to try and resurrect her deflated career.
Who would you think she'd be calling? Maybe her ol' buddy Tina Fey or Jane Fonda or one of the many other powerful people who vouched for Lindsay years ago when she was working with a semi-full deck, but no. She's gone for one of the only people in the biz who's possibly more laughable than her.
Wanna know who it is? Answer's after the jump!
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Alright, perhaps the headline on this post is a wee bit dramatic, but yo! Have you seen that Detective Stabler is leaving Law & Order: Special Victims Unit?
According to the New York Times, NBC "quietly announced" that Mr. Meloni will be leaving the show at the end of this season because his team and the network couldn't come to an agreement regarding his contract. I'm not sure how it's even possible that they could axe the show's greatest (and sexiest) character over what's probably toilet paper money for the NBC in the g...
Emma Watson was on her way to go see Bridesmaids over the weekend (and I gotta give her props for her good taste in that department) but her outfit was straight FourLoko. Thank goodness movie theaters are dark, right?
I'm no stranger to dressing like a lunatic, but thankfully no cameramen care about me. Any one of these pieces would have been just fine on their own, but together they're a big ol' mess. And to be totally frank, I'm not even sure what kind of magical creature can own a stark white scarf like that. I owned one of those it would look like a dish rag within 24 hours of fi...
You may have seen our link to a story earlier today that said Katy Perry's husbro Russell Brand was deported from Japan yesterday, but ummm... Can we talk about what she was wearing while all of this went down?
Girl was pulling a full-Momsen, and OMG, is that Johnny Depp in Cry-Baby on her shirt?
Her hair and make up looks beautiful, but I've never understood the garter look, not even on hookers. That's what it's called, right? When part of your skirt is clipped to the top of your thigh ...