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High Fashion or Just High?

Charlotte's Comrades Charlotte Ronson premiered her Spring 2010 looks at Bryant Park for New York fashion week and the front row was packed with her famous friends, including a Hilton sis and Ronson's brother Mark. However, I couldn't help but wonder if this was a fashion show or a casting call for a new reality show called "America's Dirtiest Hipster". I know it's passe to "give a shit" but for the love of Christ, could somebody hose these people down? [gallery]...

Even Jessica Simpson’s Security Is Dumb

60126ew_simpson_b-gr_022 After leaving the Ozlem Suer fashion show in Paris yesterday where she walked the runway in a gorgeous black halter gown, Jessica Simpson was greeted by droves of paparazzi. While most stars have security wise enough to shield their clients with their bodies, large sheets of paper, or pretty much anything not transparent, Simpson's security used a clear plastic rain umbrella to attempt to keep her photograph free. I hope these people were removed from their duties, as the see-through umbrell...

Caption This!

60105ew_audigier_b-gr_02 Christian Audigier held the launch party for his new line yesterday in Paris (of COURSE! Why wouldn't the founder of Ed Hardy hold a party for his new line in the most fashionable city in the world? That seems completely appropriate!), and greeted the press line with some sort of mentally deficient gang symbol....

Maia Campbell: Hollywood Starlet Turns To Meth

The (absolutely NSFW) video above is of "In The House" star Maia Campbell, a woman who was once an up and coming actress who showed a lot of potential. Now she is addicted to meth, prostituting herself and so out of it that she will mouth off to anyone who approaches her with a camera. The details of her decline are not clear. It's rumored that the father of her baby was a dope dealer who provided her with endless drugs, and once her career started slowing down, she got hooked.  Now she sleeps ...

Not Even Kimora Can Avoid The Law

Parking Problems Doesn't matter how much Fabulosity you possess, if you park illegally in LA, you're going to drive away with a ticket. Kimora Lee Simmons learned her lesson after the Baby Phat Queen took her baby brats on a shopping spree at West Hollywood's Kitson store. While she was playing with toys, picking up new tops and posing with merch, Kimora's ride was parked in a red zone out front-- a big no no in Los Angeles. Upon returning to her car, the former model was issued a ticket for her illegal move, ...

NYPD Has Apparently Run Out Of Crime To Fight

swtm5d Looks like there's not too much for the New York Police Department to take care of these days because the day after singer Rihanna gave a tattoo illegally at a parlor run by a friend of hers back in July, they slapped the owner of the shop with a hefty fine for allowing an amateur to operate a needle. This information was released today, and while the ticket's fee has not been released, records show that it could be anywhere between $200 and $2000 dollars. While I'm apt to complain about concessio...

This Is Who Shia Is Sticking His LaBeouf In

90623a1_mulligan_b-gr_03 Shia LeBeouf has been seen around town with a new lady friend who has a not-so-familiar face and many want to know: Who's the lady who's boning the kid from Even Stevens? Turns out this little lady's name is Cary Mulligan, she's a 24 year old British lass who's Shia's co-star in the upcoming film Money Never Sleeps. You may recognize her from Pride & Prejudice and claims that she used Keira Knightly as her acting coach while filming, telling the New York Times "I was a real tomboy until ...

“Kathy Gosselin” Plays Poolside At The Roosevelt Hotel

[caption id="attachment_44324" align="alignnone" width="312" caption="Courtesy of People.com"]Courtesy of People.com[caption id="attachment_44324" align="alignnone" width="312" caption="Courtesy of People.com"][/caption] While filming a sketch for Jimmy Kimmel Live, Kathy Griffin hit up the uber hip and swank pool at the Roosevelt Hotel dressed up as one of our regular targets here at EvilBeet, Ms Kate Gosselin. Hilarious. I actually nearly spit Diet Coke all over my screen when I saw her get up, complete with c-section scar. Apparently the clueless hipsters, rich kids and elderly people that frequent the po...

Kanye West Can’t Actually Handle Flashing Lights

Can't Tell Him Nothing In his song "Flashing Lights" Kanye says "Try to hit you with the 'Oeur de Whopee'/Till I get flashed by the paparazzi/Damn, these n****'s got me/I hate these n****'s more than the Nazis"... And he ain't kidding, kids. This isn't the first time we've seen Kanye and his bald Barbie girlfriend freakin' out on the paps for snapping his photo, and this time, he's even confronting the dude shooting video from the safety of his car. Here's my thing with Kanye: How can a man who boasts about chasin...

Here’s Hoping Nick And Vanessa Have Gotten Back Together

[caption id="attachment_44312" align="alignnone" width="445" caption="Courtesy of Life&Style.com"]nick-and-vanessa937brand[caption id="attachment_44312" align="alignnone" width="445" caption="Courtesy of Life&Style.com"][/caption] I woke up a little bit ago to see that Life & Style has "photographic evidence" that Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are back together. Eh, if this was a picture of the two of them dry humping and feeling each other up in a booth, I might be more inclined to jump on board. On the other hand, supposedly the two were "canoodling" and "left together", as well. All of that sounds l...

Even Hitler’s Pissed That Oasis Broke Up

Yes, we've all shed many a tear over the breaking up of Oasis, but I was sure that there were some people immune to the bad news. For example, the guys from Blur or Adolf Hitler. Turns out I was wrong. This hilarious spoof was cut together using a scene from Downfall and shows everyone's least favorite person freakin' out over the missed opportunity to see his favorite band play together live. The best line, which I wont ruin for you in the text, comes along at 3:08. Seriously, this video i...

Fantastic Mr. Fox is Going To Be Dooooooppppeeeee

This featurette for Fantastic Mr. Fox was released yesterday and if you're anything like me, you're really looking forward to the meeting of both Wes Anderson and Roald Dahl's whimsical writing-- the two, on paper, seem to be made for each other. You won't like this featurette if you don't like to see how your food is made, as we get to see the foxes in all their various stages of construction, how the sets were made, the props disassembled on tables. However, for any Dahl fans out there, i...
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