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Matt Damon and Ben Affleck Are Totally Related

Matt and Ben are Cousins? The New England Historic Genealogical Society, who apparently has nothing better to do than investigate the DNA of people with really tight friendships has discovered a link between two of Hollywood's hottest men who also just happen to be childhood BFFs and sometimes writing partners. What did they discover about these two? Well, it turns out their equally good genes aren't just a fluke. The two are actually cousins... 10 times removed. They share a 10th-great grandfather, William Knowlt...

I Guess Death Doesn’t Watch The New Melrose Place Either

FunnyOrDie.com has been running a series of videos called "Death Panels Are Real" and in this third installment there's a special guest: Melrose Place star Jessica Lucas! Yeah, I have no idea who this chick is and Death only kinda-sorta does, but her IMDB page indicates that she's actually kind of a big deal. This video is pretty funny and Lucas seems to be a good sport, so check it out and let me know what you think in the comments....

Mickey Rourke Has GLAAD Up In Arms Over FaggotGate ’09

90915W3_ROURKE_B-GR_04 Mickey Rourke got pissed at a photog leaving Hollywood club Hyde the other night and pulled a Perez Hilton. Mickey called the guy a faggot, a completely gross word that it's hard to believe a man who dresses as flamboyantly as he does would use, and now, of course, GLAAD is super pissed and calling him out for it. The president of GLAAD personally issued this statement to the press calling Rourke out on his bad behavior, calling him "painfully ignorant", amongst other things: "This is a slur t...

Just Kidding! I’m Not Dead! But These Two Look Like They Might Be Soon!

The Lohan Sisters Take Paris Two extras from that show Cougar Town must have taken their SAG day rates and sunk them in to some tickets to Paris because these lovely ladies were seen cruising the streets of the City of Love yesterday. Who are they? They're the Lohan sisters? Surely these handbag faces can't be Lindsay and Ali Lohan? Isn't one of them supposed to be a teenager? And the other one, the more less-famous one? Isn't she like, 22 years old? What in God's name has happened to their faces? And why is the brunette...

One More Gosselin Story Before I Go Kill Myself

Gosselin Kids Acting Out Throughout this entire Gosselin divorce/feud between J + K about whether or not their kids should keep being filmed for their reality TV show, the couple has been maintaining that their kids haven't really been effected by the whole "being pushed in to the spotlight/watching their parents fight publicly" thing. However, sources close to the family are saying that that's not so true, and that the kids have been "acting out" for a hot minute now. The source, who spoke to Us Weekly said "They a...

Katy Perry and Russell Brand Are Like, So Spiritual And Deep, You Guys

[caption id="attachment_46802" align="alignnone" width="500" caption="Image from TMZ.com"]Image from TMZ.com[caption id="attachment_46802" align="alignnone" width="500" caption="Image from TMZ.com"][/caption] Katy Perry and Russell Brand are dating, which is just stupid. It seems far too contrived to even be real, and despite the fact that I more or less hate her, I do think that Katy Perry is a good girl deep down that won't possibly stick around with someone as wild as Brand. But whatever. That's their problem. This is my problem: The two of them went to go visit Jim Morrison's grave yesterday. On a "date". ...

Interacting With The Cast of The Real World: DC Could Leave You With STDs

The Real World is filming in Washington DC right now and as always, stories are popping up left and right in local news about the cast. However, the most recent news out of the house is more about production than the actual castmates. Apparently people who went to a recent "Put Your Best Foot Forward" dating event in Washington, DC were asked to sign a waiver, as I guess some members of the cast where there. There were a couple of stipulations: 1) You couldn't be a union actor (or else they would have had to pay them a SAG or AFTRA fee to use their image or likeness) and 2) You had to be OK possibly getting an STD if you decided to have sex with any of the castmates. Ummm, what? This clause makes sense. The Real World has always been one of the first shows to represent differences in humanity that are hot button topics at the time, whether that be someone with AIDS or a transgendered person, so I'm sure they don't screen their cast for STDs. Secondly, anyone who would bone anyone in The Real World house has to be the kind of idiot who would follow up with a lawsuit when they discovered it was impossible to urinate without a burning sensation. The new clause reads as follows:
"IF I CHOOSE TO ENGAGE IN CONSENSUAL SEXUAL BEHAVIOR OR INTIMATE CONTACT WITH ANY SUCH PERSON I DO SO VOLUNTARILY AND KNOWINGLY AND I ASSUME THE RISK THAT BY ENGAGING IN SUCH ACTIVITY I MAY CONTRACT CERTAIN SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES. PRODUCER MAKES NO WARRANTY OR REPRESENTATION THAT ANY SUCH PERSON IS STD FREE."
Well, there ya go. The entire contract, which can be read below, is an interesting and for the most part is the standard for reality TV waivers. Now I wonder if this whole STD thing is just a precautionary measure or if there's actually someone with an explosive case of the herp in the DC house... [gallery] />The Real World is filming in Washington DC right now and as always, stories are popping up left and right in local news about the cast. However, the most recent news out of the house is more about production than the actual castmates. Apparently people who went to a recent "Put Your Best Foot Forward" dating event in Washington, DC were asked to sign a waiver, as I guess some members of the cast where there. There were a couple of stipulations: 1) You couldn't be a union actor (or else they wou...

Yo Yo Yo! Johnny Goss is Always Gonna Be There For His Baby Gurlz!

Jon Prepares for the Twins' Birthday Damn! Is there a couple of birthdays in the house or is Jon Gosselin the best dad since Reverend Run, fool!?! Check it: Cara and Madelyn had a birthday that needed celebratin', and J.G. came correct by rolling up with some bomb-ass cake and some fly-ass cards fresh from the rack at the UPS store. But don't think our boy's gone soft. Awwww, hell no! MC Johnny G was seen smoking cigs and pimp walkin' all over NYC while he ran errands, yo. And not just that, he picked dem bitches up from school!...

A New Generation Of Duggars Has Begun

[caption id="attachment_46780" align="alignnone" width="320" caption="Photo courtesy of People.com"]Photo courtesy of People.com[caption id="attachment_46780" align="alignnone" width="320" caption="Photo courtesy of People.com"][/caption] Well, here we mother fucking go again. The family that freaks me out more than anything, The Duggars, are continuing to expand at a rapid rate. The oldest son of Jim Bob and Michelle, Josh and his wife Anna have welcomed their first baby Mackynzie Renée Duggar, in to the world. And don't forget that Michelle Duggar is pregnant right now too, so it's gonna be one of those situations ...

Khloe Ain’t Getting Half Of Anything That Belongs to Lamar

Lamar Drops Khloe Off at LAX Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odem are still waiting to iron out their prenups once and for all before sealing the deal officially on their marriage. While the two were spotted yesterday at LAX before Khloe left town, Odem was spotted heading in to his lawyers office later that afternoon to take care of some serious paperwork. While Lamar has yet to comment on the prenup (because, well, that'd be just straight up awkward), sources close to the baller say that he's making sure that all assets...
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