"The best thing that ever happened to me was being brought up hard. It's kept me hungry, even though now I've got more than I ever thought I'd see in this lifetime. It doesn't matter how much I accumulate — I'll be starving for the rest of my life, that's for damn sure. They say when opportunity knocks you should let it in and invite it to sit at your table. Fuck that — when opportunity knocks, you should take it captive. Beat that shit down. I've got opportunity tied to a chair in my basem...
Demi Lovato rolled up to LAX yesterday to catch a flight and unlike a lot of celebs we see jetsetting, Demi actually is wearing the sort of thing you'd want to sit on a plane in. Uggs, leggings, a sweater jacket, no make up and holding a pillow. Perfect, right? That's a lot more real that Victoria Beckham or Lady Gaga's in-flight gear and definitely "just like us" and by us, I mostly mean me. I normally can't even be bothered to fly with jeans on.
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“Women today are so skinny. If I did a love scene with them, I would crush them. If I did a love scene with Renee, I would kill her!”
-- Actor Alec Baldwin describing what would happen if he was doing a sex scene with the extremely skinny Renee Zellweger. Ummm. Violent....
I want you to look at Paris Hilton's breasts here and I want you to tell me them that they are real. I want you to look me in the face and do it so I can call you a liar. Look at them! There is no way that that's the handy work of a push up bra. She didn't have that much to push up. Are we to forget that we've seen her naked? These photos are by far the most proof I've seen of her rumored boob job. At one point Paris Hilton was a major advocate of tiny chests and I loved her for it because, well...
Vanessa Carlton had a job up until today. That's the good news. The bad news is that she is now unemployed like pretty much everyone else right now. No, she wasn't laid off from her singing gig due to company downsizing. She dropped the f-bomb while performing during the EPCOT's Food and Wine Festival 'Beats and Eats' Concert series. Yeesh. That's gotta be rough.
Carlton slipped up during her first of three performances scheduled for today. Obviously she was warned by Disney brass to watch her mouth because there aren't supposed to be a whole lot of four l...
Well, her soon to be ex husband Deryck Whibley has already moved on to making out with chick in tattoo parlors, so I guess it makes sense that Avril would move on to someone new, too. But while Deryck Whibley is out hooking with some Hollywood scene queen, she's moving in with a former Hollywood kinda sorta somebody with a big greasy face. Yeah, Brandon Davis. A refresher for those of you who've had the pleasure of forgetting: he's the one who hangs out with Paris and Co. and famously called Lindsay Lohan poor for only having seven mi...
Rachel J. Lee, a 19 year old from Calabasas, CA, along with several of her girlfriends, has been arrested for breaking in to and then looting the closets of several celebrity homes in the past year. Lindsay Lohan, Audrina Patridge, Paris Hilton , Orlando Bloom and Kourtney Kardashian have all had similar break-ins occur at their houses-- there were no electronics stolen (which is usually the first thing a burglar would grab), mainly clothing, jewelry and handbags. Not exactly the most lucrative loot jobs, basically.
This isn't the first time L...
Oh. My. God. Jodie Sweetin is bananas. I don't even know if I'm ready to get in to this with you guys right now, but it has to be done.
We all know by now that Jodie Sweetin suffered with meth addiction and generally went hella craycray for a minute after Full House was done taping. Then she cleaned up and hosted that Pants Off Dance Off show for a bit. Well, in addition to having a baby and a crazy estranged husband, it turns out that Jodie has been busy penning a memoir. A memoir that wil...
Rumor has it that after a seemingly flirty encounter in NYC, Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler are dating. Well, apparently that rumor's a crock.
Here's the set up: Jessica and Gerard were out together, but not "together". They have mutual friends, including Jessica's BFF Ken Paves (her long time hair stylist), and they were out as a big group at Soho House. They apparently touched elbows and batted eyes at one another and that's about it in terms of "rumor fuel". Not to mention Gerard is ki...
As Wendie already told you today, Dennis Quaid was let off the hook on a DUI charge by some cops who must have liked his work in The Rookie or something. The story goes like this: Quaid and his lady had too many drinks at their fancy pants dinner, Quaid assumes he's sober enough to drive, but his drunkenness is visible enough because two cops rolled up next to him in a car and suggested that he take a cab. Quaid took their kind adviced and ditched his wheels for a taxi. And now? Now we've got the photos to illustrate the incident:
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Kanye West's scary girlfriend doesn't think there's anything funny about the Twitter rumors that her man is dead. Of course at this point we all know that those rumors are not true and it's just a practical joke started by some bored people with too much time on their hands to Tweet, but Amber Rose made a statement on her Twitter today letting the world know that not only is her boy alive, but that she thinks whoever started this whole thing is a "ridiculous"!
This RIPKanyeWest topic is not f...