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Noah Cyrus Has Once Again Been Allowed To Dress Like an Underage Skank

Noah Cryus' Halloween Costume Noah Cryus wore what looks like a cut-down version of a Fredericks Of Hollywood teddy, some knee-high boots and bright red lipstick to a Halloween party over the weekend. This isn't the first time the nine year old girl has been dressed wayyyyy too sexy for her age. She and her BFF cousin Emily also walked a red carpet in swimsuits earlier this year. It doesn't help that the girls make over-sexualized, flirty eyes at the camera. Whatever innocence could be used to defend these trashy costumes...

Ruby Maguire Strikes Gold at the Pumpkin Patch

The Maguire Family Goes To The Pumpkin Patch Tobey Maguire, his wife Jennifer and their kids went to Mr. Bone's Pumpkin Patch in Los Angeles today (and thankfully this fucking Halloween bullshit will be over before we know it because I've about had it up to here with looking at pictures of famous people and their dumb babies picking out pumpkins.) They looked like a normal family (except of course for the fact that they were being photographed the whole time), down to dad awkwardly pushing a huge stoller and their little girl picking he...

Sandra Bullock is Taking On a Porn Star in Court Over This Little Girl

Sandra Bullock Battles Porn Star in Court Sandra Bullock is not commonly associated with porn stars, but America's Sweetheart is taking on one in court over a child custody battle! Sandy's husband, Jesse James, was married to 40 year old porn star Janine Lindenmulder and had a baby with her. The baby is now a little girl, Janine just finished up a prison stint for tax evasion and is spending time in a half way house, and Jesse is married to Sandra Bullock. It's important to note that Janine's ability to mother her daughter is not ...

Kevin Jonas Ruins Fan’s Life

Jonas Bros Fan Holding The Sketch She Made Them That Wound Up In The Trash The girl pictured above is a die-hard Jonas Brothers fan. So die hard that she's been waiting outside of a Four Seasons Hotel in Toronto for over a month with some of her girlfriends. OK, so maybe that's a little scary, but you know how young fans are. I've heard crazier things. The girls got to meet their idols, take photos with them several times and gave them gifts, including sketches of the boys they'd done themselves. When the Jonas Bros checked out of the hotel, the girls were shock...

Billy Mays III Wants You To Dress Up As His Dead Father For Halloween

Billy Mays for Halloween? I would have guessed that the most popular Halloween costumes this year would be Michael Jackson and Lady Gaga, but I'm officially putting Billy Mays up there too. Why? His son is hosting a contest on his website encouraging fans to dress up like his desceased father for "prize packages". How tacky. Mays the 3rd defends his actions though, saying that this is just a another thing he's doing to carry on his father's memory. "All I'm trying to do is spread some positivity out there in the world...

Renee and Bradley Are Sneaky Bastards

Renee and Bradley Fly Together Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper seem to be getting even cozier... but not too cozy! The two arrived at LAX on a flight from Canada yesterday, and while the two definitely exited the same plane, but once they stepped food off the aircraft, the two never were seen together. Renee went to baggage claim and got two massive suitcases, which she brought to her waiting car and left with. Bradley, on the other hand, strolled on out of the airport with nothing but a backpack, although there are no ...

Morrissey Rushed To Hospital After Collapsing On Stage

19180m_morrissey_b_gr_03 Singer Morrissey (who you remember from The Smiths), was performing at Oasis Leisure Center in Swindon, UK when he started complaining of difficulty breathing. Moments later, he collapsed on stage during a performance, requiring him to be taken to the hospital. He is currently in stable condition at a local hospital and his injuries and condition do not appear to be life-threatening. Morrissey is 50 years old, a still somewhat young age, but definitely one where certain health problems are wa...

Stephanie Pratt Thinks The World Revolves Around Her

90919NB1_PRATT_B-GR_02 Stephanie Pratt got a DUI recently and according to her, it's not her fault. She thinks that she was set up by her brother Spencer, who is desperate to keep The Hills on the air. Stephanie claims that Spencer was encouraging her to drink at sister-in-law Holly Montag's birthday party the night of the arrest. She'd been watching her intake exactly for the reason that she was afraid of getting pulled over and says that Spencer and MTV producers were the ones who kept telling her to pound another drink down. Once Stephanie left the club, where there were already officers parked outside, and didn't ...

Brad Pitt Got In a Motorcycle Accident Because These Pictures Were Being Taken

Brad Pitt Hit On Custom Chopper Brad Pitt decided to take his custom chopper out for a spin in Beverly Hills today. Of course, the paparazzi swarmed him and just like incidents with Nicole Richie and Britney Spears, they caused him to get in an accident. Brad attempted to swerve between them at a red light in order to pull ahead when the light turned green, and while swerving he fell off his bike. At first he appeared to be just fine, getting back on the bike and continuing to ride, but he wound up pulling over at a near by a...

Tool Academy Alum Arrested For Being a Massive Tool

[caption id="attachment_47943" align="alignnone" width="490" caption="Image Courtesy of TMZ.com"]1024_tyler-synon_ex_3[caption id="attachment_47943" align="alignnone" width="490" caption="Image Courtesy of TMZ.com"][/caption] Turns out the "tool" in Tool Academy isn't a joke. Tyler Synon, a contestant on season two of the show, was arrestd last night in Arizona for acting like a big, drunken tool. The charges? Criminal damage and disorderly conduct. Oh, and how did the arresting officers know that they had a Tool Academy cast member on their hands? Apparently Tyler has a huge Tool Academy tattoo on his leg. For...

Michelle Obama Doesn’t Have Enough Time To Talk About Her Husband’s Annoying Habits

Last night the gorgeous Michelle Obama was on Jay Leno's show for his new 10 questions segment. The first lady was gracious and funny and not only kept up with Leno, but cracked better jokes than he's made in decades. Michelle talked about a White Sox World Championship win vs. World Peace and how her husband is just as much of a pain in the ass as yours. Check it out above....
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