Kate Gosselin Can’t Even Think About Dating October 28, 2009MollsKate Gosselin Even though her soon to be ex-husband has long since moved on to a 22-year old woman, Kate Gosselin has to be a little more guarded when it comes to dating. As the remaining responsible parent, Kate can't help but think what a disaster dating other men would be for both herself and her kiddies. Yesterday on Ellen, Kate said the following about the topic of finding herself a new man, "I'm not thinking about it, but the thought has crossed my mind at some point [that] it's going to be scrutini...
Quotables October 27, 2009MollsLindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan "It could be a year, a month, a week - who knows? -- Michael Lohan on how soon he expects his daughter to die now that she's supposedly addicted to various prescription medicines....
Wait. Do You Think Adam Lambert is Gay? October 27, 2009MollsAdam Lambert The cover of Adam Lambert's upcoming record was released today and... um... Woah. That's some sparkly shit right there. That's some really amazingly glittery, fabulous, Photoshopped stuff. As for the album itself, I'm sure it's not going to disappoint Lambert fans and American Idol die hards... but can you believe that album cover? Somewhere across the pond Elton John is looking at that thing and thinking that he needs to step his homo game up. Good lord....
Natalie Portman Thinks Eating Animals is Just as Bad as Rape October 27, 2009MollsNatalie Portman Natalie Portman wrote a piece for the Huffington Post about her devout vegetarianism and credited “Eating Animals” by Jonathan Safran Foer as a major part of her inspiration to go vege. Well, Miss Thang is raising a lot of eyebrows with her controversial and PETA-like approach to her defense of the lifestyle, most specifically when she compared eating meat to rape. Two choice quotes from the piece are right here: “I’m often interrogated about being vegetarian (e.g., ‘What if you find...
Jayde, Brody and Joe Won’t Be in Court Any Time Soon October 27, 2009MollsBrody Jenner, Jayde Nicole, Joe Francis The D.A. assigned to the cases of Joe Francis, Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole surrounding a fight at a Los Angeles night club is saying that he won't file charges against any of them. Gee, you mean you think they might have been fabricating the severity of the crimes committed the entire time? Why would anyone draw unneeded attention to themselves? Surely there's no publicity on the line. The tape from the Guys and Dolls security camera that caught the whole "incident" shows that Jayde "appe...
Beyonce and Jay-Z Don’t Even Know the Meaning of the Word ‘Recession’ October 27, 2009MollsBeyonce, Jay-Z I don't know about you, but this recession has taught me one thing: If it costs more than five dollars, I can't afford to eat it. This has forced me to eat many meals at my local taco truck and lots and lots of steamed broccoli (great fiber, you guys), but honestly it hasn't been that bad. Until today, anyway. That's when I saw that Bey and Jay are going out and spending 1200 bones on a mid-day meal and leaving behind 500 dollar tips. Damn! Just the thought of that makes me want to go splurge ...
Time to Stock Up on Earplugs October 27, 2009MollsScarlett Johansson Most people aren't a fan of Scarlett Johansson's singing and acting, but that's never stopped her from doing it. Now she's taking it to the next level by appearing on Broadway. Good grief. The show, A View From the Bridge (which thankfully does not appear to be a musical), will open on January 24th, which means that Scarlett has plenty of time to practice before the big day. However, I wouldn't be surprised if local area husbands take an interest in the theater, because let's face it: This...
Quotables October 26, 2009MollsKhloe Kardashian, Lamar Odem “I think the best tattoo experiences are the spontaneous ones, because that way you are not only left with the tattoo, but an amazing memory to go along with it!... I just knew I wanted a tattoo for Lamar in the web of my hand, and then once we got to the shop we decided on getting each other's initials. I got "LO" in cursive on my right hand and he got "KO" on both hands.” -- Khloe Kardashian explains her new ink in a blog post to her fans. Yeah. No way either one of them will eve...
Madonna and Lourdes in Malawi October 26, 2009MollsLourdes Leon, Madonna Madonna and her daughter Lourdes were n Malawi today for the groundbreaking ceremony at the site where Madonna is building a school she's raised over fifteen million dollars for. The scene looked very hopeful and exciting for all involved, with the exception of Lourdes, who looked bored and maybe even a little embarrassed, hope that the girl might actually just be a normal teenager with an abnormal mother. I mean, doesn't Lola look like her mom is dragging her along to a luncheon at the country ...
What Are You? Stupid? You Really Thought Jennifer Aniston Was Going To Host a Talk Show? October 26, 2009MollsJennifer Aniston Rumors have been circulating that Jennifer Aniston is going to be hosting a talk show on Oprah's new network, and her rep wants you to know that those rumors are completely false. Not only is Jennifer not stooping to host some lowly, pathetic cable talk show, she definitely wouldn't do something on the advice of someone like Chelsea Handler. Aw, hell naw! Babygurl's a star! You won't be seeing the mug of the woman formerly known as Rachel Green hosting any sort of something something on Oprah'...
Who Wants To See Some Levi Johnston Dick? October 26, 2009MollsLevi Johnston [caption id="attachment_48088" align="alignnone" width="355" caption="Image from Paper Magazine"][caption id="attachment_48088" align="alignnone" width="355" caption="Image from Paper Magazine"][/caption] My best friend Ed and I were recently talking about Levi Johnston posing for Playgirl and Ed threw down the gauntlet like this "Show a dick or get lost." Well, I'm guessing that Levi heard our prayers from the inside of Ed's car at the In and Out Burger drive through because Levi's agent is reporting that there's about a 90% chance that Levi's spread in December's Playgirl will include full-fr...
Halloween AIDS Benefit Brings Out Hollywood’s Junior D-List and Jamie Lee Curtis Dressed Like a Crazy Person October 26, 2009MollsUncategorized The AIDS Foundation 16th Annual Dream Halloween party went down this weekend, and like most Halloween parties, it was mostly kids with one very awkward and over-dressed adult that seems out of place. At this party, the adult was Jamie Lee Curtis, Activia yogurt spokesperson and famous hermaphrodite, and boy did she look crazy. The rest of the red carpet was made of who I assume are Disney and Nickelodeon show castmembers, but definitely no Selena Gomez or Miley Cyrus. More like those Sprouse...