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Just What We’ve Been Waiting For: The Jon Gosselin Sex Tape and Cocaine Scandal

Jon Gosselin Sex Tape If the shit didn't hit the fan some time ago for Jon Gosselin, it definitely is now. A former bodyguard of the "reality star" has been subpoenaed in TLC's case against him and his testimony is going to be less than helpful in helping Jon gain custody of his kids. The bodyguard is claiming that not only has he seen Jon do cocaine many times (no surprise there. His face has been looking like it's been stung by bees for a minute now) and that he's also seen Jon's secret sex tape. Supposedl...

MTV’s Jersey Shore May Actually Be a Real Thing

So, I'm watching this video I found on ONTD that's a promo for a new MTV reality show called Jersey Shore. I'm trapped in a place between wondering if this is an excellent parody, or if MTV is just the lowest-quality producer of entertainment in the universe. Don't get me wrong, I love me some True Life and Made and I could watch original Real World for DAYS, but this? I feel like I've gotten crabs just from watching it....

This is The Best Big Love Spoiler Ever.

Big Love premiere For those of you who have been watching Big Love from the jump, you probably couldn't help but notice that there's always been some sexual tension/weird flirty thing going on between Margene and Bill's youngest son Ben. Nothing's ever happened between the two (because, well, that's just really so many different kinds of uncomfortable, but according to series co-creator, this new season something finally is going to happen between the two. “We have flirted for three years with [that] relati...

Some People Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Be Real

90413NH8_FERGIE_B_GR_01 So People Magazine is reporting that the stripper who claims she slept with Fergie's man, Josh Duhamel is doing some interview on Extra to apologize to Fergie for messing with her man. To me, that's not so interesting because like, duh. That's what nobody rando people who make horrible claims about celebrities do. They do the press tour, they maybe decide they want to act and wind up doing promotional parties in Grand Rapids or like, whatever. All those Z-List nobody things that attention seeking...

Sarah Palin Invites Levi Johnston Over For Thanksgiving

Sarah Palin You'd think that if your daughter's baby daddy was showing his junk for money in Playgirl and shit-talking you on national television while disclosing family secrets, you probably wouldn't want to sit around a table with him talking about how moist this year's turkey is, but that Sarah Palin just won't be put in a mold! In an interview with Oprah that's due to air on November 16th, Palin said she'd be more than happy to have Levi Johnston at her Thanksgiving table. "It's lovely to think t...

Dane Cook is Absolutely High

Dane Cook is a moron. He is an unfunny, clueless, meathead. Let me just get that out of the way. In an interview with MTV, Dane Cook says that something he'd like to do is play The Joker or The Riddler in a Batman movie, were they ever to bring those two characters back. Yes, the parts played by geniuses like Heath Ledger and Jim Carey. Dane Cook legitimately has no idea that he's never going to be anything more than what he is. His movies suck, his stand up hasn't been funny to anyone over the age of 18 in a long-ass time and his once "go...

Have Angelina Jolie and Her Father Finally Made Up?

Jon Voight and Angelina Jolie Ever since Jon Voight went on Access Hollywood back in 2001 and made a tearful plea for his daughter, Angelina Jolie, to get help for her "serious mental problems", the two have been out of contact. Obviously feeling betrayed, Angelina cut her father out of her life all together and dismissed his claims by saying that he was the one who needed help. Basically, they were the original Michael and Lindsay Lohan. Jon has made many public statements about how horrible the estrangement from his ...

Shots of James Franco on General Hospital

Franco on GH My boyfriend, James Franco, is filming several episodes of General Hospital. Frankly, he didn't discuss it with me beforehand, but you know, I support his artistic choices and I'm pretty sure he has a good reason for doing it. Beside, you know, can't hurt to bring in a little extra cash t0 redecorate our home in the South of France that we bought together last summer. Love you, James. You look so great. [gallery]...

Michael Lohan Subpoenaed in TLC vs. Gosselin Law Suit

90726W1_GOSSELIN_B-GR_08 That's the problem with famewhores: They will team up with you to try and gain relevance and stab you in the back once it benefits them. Trust me, I deal with it all the time. There's paparazzi parked outside my house right now. I mean, can't a girl just walk her dog or get a damn latte without being inundated by flashbulbs and TLC and everyone wanting to know if I'm dating James Franco again? God! Fame is so crazy and fickle! ANYWAY! TLC's lawsuit against Jon Gosselin and they're pulling...

Rihanna Surprises Everyone By Performing at Jay-Z’s LA Show

The lady we've been talking about a lot lately (not Kate Gosselin, thank bejeezus), Rihanna stepped out on stage last night at Jay-Z's LA show and shocked everyone in the audience by not just shutting it down, but performing her new single "Hard" for the first time. The performance was powerful, and even though I am a fairweather Rih fan, I happened to think she killed it. The video quality is crappy, so I'm sure you'll mainly be listening more than watching, but what do you think of the new single? I thinks she sounds strong and the m...

Levi Johnston Has Done Lost His Damn Mind

levi Levi Johnston, seller of pistachios, taker of nudie pics and former fiance of Bristol Palin is now taking action to gain joint custody of his son, Tripp. Levi feels that the family is making it so hard to see his son that he really has no choice but the take the Palin family to court. This is probably not such a wise move considering his upcoming issue of Playgirl has been in the news daily since it was announced, and he's done the kind of press tour to smack talk his ex's family that normally onl...

OMG! Kelly Kapowski is Having a Baby!

Tiffani Thiessen Tiffani Thiessen aka Kelly Kapowski aka Valerie on 90210 is HAVING A BABY! For some reason this news has me through the roof, and mostly because I secretly am hoping the baby is Zach's. Ahhh! Wouldn't you just die?!?!? According to People Magazine, which I'm sure is a publication filled with big fat liars with no hopes and dreams left from their childhood, she's actually preggo with Brady Smith's baby. Clearly since I've never heard of him this entire thing is just a cover up and she's defini...
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