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Beyonce Covers Anita Baker’s ‘Sweet Love’

Beyonce continued on her tour last night with a stop in Edmonton and surprised the audience with a rare cover of Anita Baker's "Sweet Love". I don't think I've heard this song anywhere but the grocery store in the last decade, but Bey rocked it out like it was her own and that dress? That dress? Can we talk about how damn fine mama looks in that dress? The House of Dereon has been doing Bey right these days, that's all I'm saying. Jeezey peezey. What do you think about the cover?...

Rihanna Can’t Forget Chris Brown

Rihanna Like every girl in history who has ever been through a break up, you know that every where you go you are reminded of that person. You hear something funny on TV that you both would have laughed at, "your song" comes on the radio, you run in to a mutual acquaintance. Just because someone is out of your life doesn't mean you're going to forget them any time soon, and that's what Rihanna says she's dealing with right now. Even though she and Chris Brown have been done for awhile, the singer s...

One Member of Miley’s Crew Dies in Bus Crash

91017M5_CYRUS_B-GR_01 First of all, Miley and her family are safe, don't let the headline freak you out too badly. However, one of the four busses used in her tour flipped over last night in Richmond, VA while on the way to the star's next show in Greensboro, NC. The bus that flipped was mainly used to stage lighting and there were a handful of crew members on board, but the one presumed to be dead is the bus driver. All other nine passengers on board, however, did suffer minor injuries. At this time it's no...

Why Are Britney, J. Timberlake, The Pussycat Dolls and the Lakers All Getting Sued?

90812P1_SPEARS_B-GR_05 It would seem unlikely for Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, The Pussycat Dolls and the LA Lakers to all be going down for the same crime, but believe it or not, all four are involved in a lawsuit with an electronics company that says they had their design ripped off by the artists and team. Large Audience Display System has filed suit against these parties for using screens too similar to the ones they have patented in their shows and at their games. Britney just used hers on the Circus t...

Friday Fun: Talking on a Thursday About Levi Johnston’s Dick

So, for those of you who didn't know me before EvilBeet, I'm kinda known to some people as a blogger and some people as a Twitterer and some people as a vlogger. I used to make videos every day but that's slowed down as I've gained a little bit of self control. Anyway, my best friend Ed and I are always getting together and watching Real Housewives and talking about superficial bullshit we think is funny, so last night we talked about Real Housewives of OC, Levi Johnston (Ed bought a Playgirl subscription just so he could check out the goods) and this horrible man in a Gucci fanny pack that was mean to our friend. You may think we're a couple of ridiculous, self-important squares who don't need to be on camera without make up and talking about this stuff, and you'd be right. But whatever. We do what we want. And before you start thinking of telling me that my nose looks like a whale's dick, I've already been told that, so go back to the insult well and pull up something slightly more clever. /> So, for those of you who didn't know me before EvilBeet, I'm kinda known to some people as a blogger and some people as a Twitterer and some people as a vlogger. I used to make videos every day but that's slowed down as I've gained a little bit of self control. Anyway, my best friend Ed and I are always getting together and watching Real Housewives and talking about superficial bullshit we think is funny, so last night we talked about Real Housewives of OC, Levi Johnston (Ed bought a Play...

Lily Allen Gets (Understandably) Grumpy in Paris

Lily Hides From the Paps Lily Allen had a smile for her escort when she arrived in Paris this morning from London, but quickly turned shy and unhappy as the paps spotted her and began to flag her down for her photo. We see a lot of these photos, celebrities assuming they are having a normal moment only to discover that they are "back at work" again having their photo taken to be splashed all over the Internet. Then jerks like me make a photo gallery out of it and a bunch of people comment on it. Crazy world we're li...

GQ‘s Men of the Year Do Not Disappoint

GQ 'Men of the Year' GQ's Men of the Year issue is hitting stands in December, and while I usually think these sort of lists are pointless and open to much debate, I'm thinking they did a pretty good job this year, starting with the smokin' Chris Pine. Damn. I'd like to Star his Trek, if you know what I'm saying. (I'm saying I'd like to "do it" with him.) Also given special edition covers are the Hangover boys, and anyone who's loved Zach Galifianakis forever and a day like I have is also probably psyched to see him b...

Sneak Peek: Gaga Does Gossip Girl

Lady Gaga, famous singer who probably has a penis, claims that her lil sis is a huge Gossip Girl fan, so I'm sure she'll be psyched to see what it looks like when her older, transgendered sister hits the stage at some club on the show. I can't be bothered to watch Gossip Girl. I don't like any television shows that were made after 1997, so my opinion doesn't really matter here, but from the sneak peak above, it sure does look like a bunch of privileged kids are really enjoying watching this hermaphrodite sing her heart out while dressed like...

Jennifer Aniston Stabs SmartWater in the Back

1113_jennifer_aniston_spl139044_009_splash_02 This may not seem like a big deal, but SmartWater spokesperson Jennifer Aniston was seen toting around a rival brand the other day and ooooooh, boy, does that piss off companies that spend millions to make sure their water is seen in the hands of stars. Remember back in the day when Britney was shilling for Pepsi but kept Coke on her concert rider? She nearly lost her contract over that and had to sign papers saying that she wouldn't be seen with any other soft drink. While I doubt these ...

Lindsay Lohan is Officially Tara Reid

FP_IMAGE_4005116/FP_SET_4004108 Remember when Tara Reid got really, really sad about five or six years ago and there was all that paparazzi footage of her being rejected from Teddy's or some other similar club everywhere and she was the laughing stock of LA. Well, the reason why those photos/videos were so sad is because pretty much anyone knows that if you are the right person or if you know the right person, you can get in just about anywhere in LA. Last night, however, Lindsay Lohan couldn't make it in to an LA club wi...

Stephanie Pratt is About to Feel the Rehab on Her Skin

90920W7_PRATT_B-GR_02 Stephanie Pratt got a DUI and at first she blamed it on anyone she could: the cops, her brother, MTV producers, but now she's finally owning up to it and will do a stint in rehab to appease both the courts and the critics. Pratt plead guilty today on the count of a misdemeanor DUI and will be spending 30 days in the 'hab, according to her lawyer. While this may just seem like another step in the wrong direction for another Young Hollywood type, let's give this girl some credit: Not only i...

Chris Brown’s New Music Video

Chris Brown has a new single and video out and oddly enough, it's about him wanting to make up with a girlfriend. I'm assuming that this is just a poorly selected theme and in no way a reference to Rihanna because well, he'd have to be fucking crazy to think that he could get away with that. The video itself is quite pretty. Los Angeles in the kind of winter that we never actually experience, but even the emo glasses can't hide the fact that this is Chris Brown and we're like... so over him in a such a major way....
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