"People call me an attention whore ... or whatever ... but excuse me, I'm a grown a-- woman and I'm confident in myself ... I think a woman's body is a beautiful thing ... that's why I'm a lesbian ... I was born naked ... anybody who is against that is gay and in denial." -- Tila Tequila (Yes, sorry. Her. Again.) explaining why she can get naked, act buckwild, show off her tampon string and do whatever the hell she pleases in a rambling, late night Ustream chat. Bless. Her....

Oh, Tila Tequila, you precious skank. I love you so much. Your late night Twitter rambles that read like the diary of that chick Christy on Intervention, your insistence that you are an intelligent business woman with a whole lotta savvy.... hell, even those skunky highlights are endearing to me, you adorable little chunk of trailer trash. Well, last night you made Christmas come early for me and boy oh boy do I feel like I woke up to the grown up equivalent of a Barbie PowerWheels car. After the jump are two stills from Tila's livestream last night that were forwarded to me by Wendie and it's not just the usual peep show we all look forward to (ahem. Sarcasm.) Miss Tequila must have forgotten that it was that time of the month, because right between those two toned butt cheeks was one very white, very noticeable, very undeniable TAMPON STRING. Look, I ain't making fun of the girl for having her period. Overshare: I have mine right now. I too have a tampon in RIGHT AS I TYPE THIS. However, you will notice one difference between the Tila and the rest of the world: When you've got a tampon in, keep your panties ON. And most definitely do not broadcast that ish on the interweberoonies where everyone in the world can see your damn string. And before we catch flack for posting these insensitively: this is not like when Britney had that period stain on her panties and was caught by the paps. This is not some woman being taken advantage of and being exploited for what happens to her naturally. This is Tila Tequila, spreading 'em on a live stream when she knows she has a tampon in. The pictures below are NSFW or NSFAnywhere, so you've been warned. They're after the jump: Read More />Oh, Tila Tequila, you precious skank. I love you so much. Your late night Twitter rambles that read like the diary of that chick Christy on Intervention, your insistence that you are an intelligent business woman with a whole lotta savvy.... hell, even those skunky highlights are endearing to me, you adorable little chunk of trailer trash. Well, last night you made Christmas come early for me and boy oh boy do I feel like I woke up to the grown up equivalent of a Barbie PowerWheels car. Afte...