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Who watched Tool Academy? I didn't, but I'm sure a lot of you did. Wait, that's a lie. I saw one episode and I thought it was really funny in a sad way. Nevermind. Anyway, I don't remember this woman but her name is Jamie, she's a cocktail waitress and LA and she's the latest woman to step out saying that she had an affair with Tiger Woods that started in April of 2007.
Jamie talked to Us Weekly (I...
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Hugh Laurie showed face at The Ivy in London this weekend and what a face he showed. Homeboy had the worst black eye that I've seen in a minute and his explanation? Well, there are hometown housewives who can muster up better excuses (that's not a jab at the abused, it's just THE TRUTH.) "I walked into a door. No, I mean I got hit by an owl."
Who taught this man how to lie? Isn't he an actor? Good ...
I can't stop giggling about this. Ready? OK. So, Nick Jonas is temporarily breaking off from his brothers to do a solo album/tour. And when they're on that tour the band is going to go by the name "The Administraton". So Nick Jonas is going on a "Nick Jonas and The Administration" solo tour. That's funny, right? I'm not crazy am I?
Also, check the name of his solo album in the photo above. "Who I Am". Oh man, that's rich, right? You know who you are Nick? Are you confident in your being and...
Britney's Circus tour is totally over and she stepped off the plane looking haggard. And I love it. That's how someone's supposed to look after being on like, a 24 hour flight. The only thing I want to say that's maybe too critical on her looks is that she really needs to figure out that head of hair. I mean, she's Britney Spears and her hair used to be amazing. Now it never looks like trash. Never. She would benefit from a wig from Kim Zolciak's line. Human hair, of course.
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Contrary to the rumor, Britney Spears did NOT propose to her agent Jason Trawick, as was reported this week. People Magazine confirms that the two are definitely still together, and the rumors that Britney's proposal freaked her man out to the point where he straight up left her ass in Australia are completely false.
Phew! We all remember how well it went last time Britney put a ring on someone. It resulted in a very heavy set man getting a huge chunk of her moolah and a horrible, failed real...
"I enjoy vacuuming. It's a very satisfying noise when you hear all that grit sucked up from the floor and into the machine."
-- Cate Blanchett to People Magazine on her idea of a fun time.
You know, at first I was going to make fun of her and be all "Yeah, I'm sure you LOVE vacuuming, Cate. I'm sure that it's really satisfying for you to 'get down on the level of the people' and 'do normal things'." I was going to be really flippant about it because my apartment is messy and I'm frustrated I can't afford a cleaning service or figure out how to make things ...
Katie Holmes was out in LA last night by herself at the Dizzy Feet Foundation's Inaugural Celebration Of Dance, which is an awfully rare occurrence. Even rarer, she didn't look completely miserable the whole time. No lies, I've been worried about Katie since she got Scientologized and like the rest of the world, can't help but notice that she's been looking like a zombie for the last two years. As rare as it to see her out alone, it's even rarer to see her out alone, smiling and maybe even act...
I worked on getting you guys an embed of this video for a bit, but I don't think it's going to work so just watch it here for right now.
Kelly Cutrone, the high powered lesbian/fashion empress we wish we all were deep down, totally, majorly said "fucking" on Fox News today whilst simultaneously dissing her co-star on The City, Olivia Palermo. Ugh. I live for this shit.
This is how it went down. Kelly was on to promote The City or something and the interviewer asks her how she feels about Ol...
I used to harbor this weird crush on Pete Doherty for the longest time. There's just something so hot about a strung out British boy, if you ask me. Look, I'm single right now. Everything I've said so far isn't an indication of why, than you're probably single too. Anyway, so I used to love Pete Doherty and then he kept getting arrested for smack (to the point where it wasn't even cute anymore) and then over the weekend? Over the weekend, you guys? He got booed off stage at a music festival fo...
Yes, that headline is intended to infuriate you. Amy Winehouse, who was seen holding a roll of wrapping paper the other day, did not limit her Christmas cheer to just some high-end wrapping supplies. Amy spent over six hours and 32,000 bucks at Selfridges department store in London this past week. Why spend all that money on sparkly balls for your tree when you've just had some serious sparkly balls implanted in your chest?
I guess that if anyone deserves to enjoy Christmas (beside, ya know, children and poor people), it's Amy Winehouse. She's seeming pretty...
Yesterday a very nosy neighbor (that I am sure David Hasselhoff wants to murder today) reported to RadarOnline that the Baywatch hunk of yesteryear was having a seizure in his house:
Hasselhoff's neighbor Christian (he asked that we not use his last name), told RadarOnline.com that he saw the ambulance arrive at Hasselhoff's home. "I asked one of the paramedics how David was doing and he told me his eyes were rolling back into his head, he was drooling and that he'd had a seizure." Unfortunate...