Caption This! December 8, 2009MollsLady Gaga Lady Gaga bowed before Queen Elizabeth after performing in her Royal Variety performance. Is this what Lady Gaga wears to meet the Queen? I suppose for her this is tasteful, but I don't know how many of us would have the balls to greet royalty wrapped in red plastic with red sequins glued to our faces....
Kate Gosselin Gets Really Real December 8, 2009MollsKate Gosselin Unless Jon Gosselin is ramming his crusty dick in to something scandalous, we don't hear nearly as much enough about the Gosselins anymore. I'm sure most of you are happy about that and think that means they're going away, but oh no! No they ain't! Kate even spent her morning today working at a restaurant in North Carolina where she was being filmed for a test tape. Geez, let me guess what that show would be about. I'm guessing that it's going to follow Kate on her wacky and endearing journey to fi...
Katy Perry Reveals Her Former Self December 8, 2009MollsKaty Hudson, Katy Perry, Russell Brand Katy Hudson Perry revealed her old headshot on her Twitter page tonight and seemed to have a laugh at her own expense saying, "where are you Katy Hudson? This was my first 8X10 probably around 11 years old... Ahh memory lane..." It's no secret that Katy Perry wasn't always the dark-haired, loudmouth sexpot she is now. Perry started out as a Christian music star because of her family's devotion to all things Jesus. While the child of super religious parents rebelling is a cliché, Katy Per...
Michael Bay’s Victoria Secret Commercial Sucks December 8, 2009MollsMichael Bay, Victoria's Secret Transformers director Michael Bay somehow got tapped to direct a Victoria's Secret commercial and to his credit, he managed to get through the whole thing with out a single model being blown to pieces with nothing left on camera but an indestructible lace thong in a crater. However, it's generally the cheesiest commercial I've seen in a long time for anything, let alone women's underwear (which, unless we're talking Sears catalog stuff, is fairly impossible to make stupid looking.) It's not that he doesn't deliver exactly what we expect h...
Michelle Duggar Went to The Hospital and For Once She Didn’t Come Home With a Baby December 8, 2009MollsMichelle Duggar This weekend the chronically pregnant Michelle Duggar (that'd be baby 19 she's carry now, folks!) was rushed to the hospital. Thankfully, her baby is fine and her health problems had nothing to do with her pregnancy, but it could have been a threat to the baby eventually. From People.com: "This weekend, Michelle Duggar was admitted to an Arkansas hospital due to gallbladder issues," says a network rep. "The pain from a gallstone was generating some contractions. Just to be safe, she was airlift...
Tiger Woods and Two of His Mistresses Did it Raw Dawg December 7, 2009MollsJamie Grubbs, Mindy Lawton, Tiger Woods Alright, this is going to sound mad ignorant, but I need to say it: I forgot how bad cheating on your spouse is until this whole Tiger Woods thing went down. If you asked me how I felt about extra marital affairs and cheating in general two weeks ago I'd be tell you that I thought it was bad and probably shrug. Now I'm just straight up disgusted by the idea of it. This whole story makes me want to vom, and today we got even more sad details: Tiger Woods didn't use condoms with at least two of ...
Quotables December 7, 2009MollsChris Brown, Oprah “I didn’t get a call from them or anything. I felt embarrassed, but at the same time I felt stabbed in the back. Ok, Oprah you have so much power and people really listen to what you say. You don’t know anything that went down and you jump to conclusions and start brining people on the set that have no similarities to me other than a domestic dispute. And then compare them to me when she’s around me and knows me. She could have called me and been like, “Chris, let me get you on my sh...
Billboard’s Top One Hit Wonders of the 2000s December 7, 2009MollsBillboard, Daniel Powter, Music, Nick Lachey, Vanessa Carlton WARNING: If you play the above video, you may immediately experience feelings of nausea, dizziness and nostalgia for the one time you had a tooth drilled to this song. All these decade-end wrap ups are coming our way, and man are they depressing. You won't even believe some of the crap the last decade has pumped out. Upon reading and then re-reading Billboard Magazine's Top One Hit Wonders of the 2000s-list to be sure that I read correctly the first time, I realize now why the majority of my iPod is filled with 90s jams and the few bands ...
Russell Brand Wants to Make Babies With Katy Perry December 7, 2009MollsKaty Perry, Russell Brand Russell Brand and Katy Perry are getting pretty serious. Talking-about-having-kids serious. Awkward. Can I get a holla from all my commitment phobes in the back? In an interview with GMTV, Rusty said finding Katy has changed his former playboy ways, "It was a deep craving within me – I mistook it for lust. I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough – to get the right one. I'm ever so happy." The problem with this is that Russell was known as one of the biggest man sluts out there up until he dated Katy. Now the two are vacationing together, holding hands in public, hanging out with her family and she even wore underw...
Taylor Lautner is Blowing Up, Y’all December 7, 2009MollsTaylor Lautner Taylor Lautner, professional hot teenage boy, is about to be all over place even more in just about a minute (I saw his face on a tote bag at Blockbuster Friday night. I feel like I'm swimming in Lautner as it is. I don't hate it.) and his next role is entirely different than what we've seen him do in Twilight. He will, however, remain shirtless, which is really all that matters. From JustJared: Twilight’s Taylor Lautner has been cast as the superhero Max Steel. Deadline reports the 17-year-old w...
Tiger’s Mistress Thought She Was The Only One… Beside Tiger’s Wife December 7, 2009MollsRachel Uchitel, Tiger Woods Rachel Uchitel, one of the many women who has come out of the woodwork to say that she's slept with Tiger Woods, is pissed. No, not because she's most famous for sleeping with a married man, but because she had to find out that she wasn't the only woman that Tiger was sexing it with. A friend of Rachel's was quoted as saying, "Rachel was mad at Tiger when she found out about the other girls and did not speak to him for three days, but he texted her…She is telling friends that he doesn’t bl...
Roman Polanski is Paying for Sodomizing a 13-Year Old Girl and Running From The Law by Staying in a Luxury Resort December 6, 2009MollsRoman Polanski Poor Roman Polanski. All he did was drug and rape a 13 year old girl and then spend the next three decades hiding from the law in Europe! Why should he have to stay at this resort in Gstaad, Switzerland with an electronic ankle bracelet on? That seems so unfair! And his whole family had to go with him too! What a horrible, horrible experience for the entire Polanski family. OK, I'll lay off the sarcasm sauce and try and get real for two: Roman Polanski is doing his jail time in this gorgeous, excl...