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Annie Leibovitz Will Make Anyone Look Good

[caption id="attachment_51417" align="alignnone" width="300" caption="Photo via ONTD"]Britney Spears[caption id="attachment_51417" align="alignnone" width="300" caption="Photo via ONTD"][/caption] We all know that Britney is not as hot anymore as she is in the above photo, but that's just the magic of celebrity photographer Annie Leibovitz at work. The two teamed up to shoot Britney's new Candies ads and Annie made homegirl look fierce again. It's like 2002 is happening on my computer screen or something. [gallery]...

Depressed? Alanis Thinks You Should Get High and Go For a Jog

Alanis Morissette One of the most obvious things about Alanis Morissette is that she struggles from depression, but her angsty attitude may be a thing of the past now that she's discovered a couple of natural cures: Running and getting high on medical marijuana. From People: Morissette, 35, tells Runner's World that "running has made being depressed impossible. If I'm going through something emotional and just go outside for a run, you can rest assured I'll come back with clarity." The Grammy-winning singe...

Miley Cyrus is Actually David Lee Roth

Probably one of my favorite things about Miley Cyrus is that she sings pop music, but performs it like she's in some 80s metal band and if you don't already know what I mean, check out this concert footage from one of her London shows. The headbanging and hair swinging and jumping and cries of rage... it's freakin' hilarious. Is this something her father taught her? Did she pick this up watching a VH1 Countdown of the 100 Best Hairband Videos Ever or something? I can't seem to make much sense of it because I'm sure her legions of tween fa...

Quotables

Olivia Munn's Maxim Cover "And if you have any problems with me in this spread, I have two things to say to you: 1. Just don’t look. And 2. You sound like you just need a good fuck." - Attack of the Show host Oliva Munn in an open letter to her haters on her blog re: her Maxim cover. I don't really "get" Olivia Munn. I used to have to watch Attack of the Show for an old job and beside the fact that she's obviously an attractive woman, I never really understood her appeal. I don't find her to be particularly fun...

Russell Brand Doesn’t Take Himself Seriously and You Shouldn’t Either

Russell Brand's Pink Sock(s) Hey, everyone! Lighten the hell up! Just because your famous doesn't mean you can't run around Hollywood wearing your girlfriend's socks and your hair in a ponytail. Life isn't about "being seen", it's about what doing what feels natural, especially if you're a really wild British comedian! UGH. Screw Russell Brand and his dumb socks. What the hell is wrong with this guy? Is dating a pop star and being famous for screwing chicks and telling jokes not enough for some people? Do you have to wa...

Kate Hudson Broke Up With a Boyfriend and He Didn’t Attempt Suicide

Alex Rodriguez As we saw last week, Kate Hudson was being awfully weird when asked questions about who we all presumed to be her boyfriend, New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez. Turns out she wasn't giggling to protect herself or the guy or even her kid. She was just laughing nervously because the they totally broke up. I'd be laughing nervously too if the last dude I dated tried to kill himself after I broke his heart. "Insiders" (whatever the hell that means) spilled the details of the break-up to Hollywoodlife.com: A-Rod partied at Wall Loun...

Tom and Gisele Haven’t Been in the Same Room Long Enough to Name Their Week-Old Baby

Tom Brady Last week I told you guys that Gisele Bundchen gave birth to the baby that she and Tom Brady were expecting, but there weren't many details to report. A week later, it's pretty much the same deal. Tom's been so busy that the couple hasn't even taken the time to name the baby. There is a very handsome, nameless baby boy out there somewhere, you guys. According to Tom, the couple had a name picked out for their son, but after the birth Gisele decided she wasn't crazy about what they'd chose...

Frances Bean Couldn’t Handle Her Mom’s Shit Anymore

Courtney Love and Frances Bean It turns out that living with Courtney Love is just as horrible as you'd expect because her daughter Frances Bean Cobain had legally cut the cord. According to court documents obtained by TMZ, Frances is now being looked after by a court-appointed legal guardian and her mother now has no control of her daughter's finances or personal life. TMZ noted that Frances' new guardians have no power over the Cobain estate that she was left when her father died. Another sad detail? Courtney didn't even b...

Taylor Momsen is Living The First Thirty Minutes of Pretty Woman

Taylor Momsen So when I first saw this picture I was all "Oh, wow! Britney Spears looks really good!" and then I took a moment and realized that she would have had to get work done to get her face looking this youthful again. And then I read that it was Taylor Momsen. And then my soul cried. The sixteen year old was photographed walking to work today, not on the corner, but the set of Gossip Girl. This is how she dresses before she gets to set? The energy that this girl must have is insane. Who wakes up a...

Who’s That Cougar On My January Issue of Playboy?

Tara Reid Oh, jeez! Look who's back! It's my favorite drunken party skank, Tara Reid and she's on the cover of Playboy! The completely unemployable actress has had a really rough go the last couple of years between dealing with what was clearly a substance abuse problem and a series of botched plastic surgeries that left her body looking like shrink-wrapped cottage cheese stapled to the inside of a leather purse. She's undergone more surgeries to remove a lot of the scarring that she experienced and now she's showi...

Kourtney Kardashian Named Her Baby After Her Store

Kourtney Kardashian Wow! What a crazy, magical nine months it's been! I can hardly believe that I'm reporting the news to you that Kourtney Kardashian has finally given birth to her little Prince of Calabasas, Mason Dash Disick. Yeah, Dash. You know, as in the name of her clothing boutique or the second syllable of her last name. I don't want to call her dumb. I am trying hard not to call her dumb. I feel like I've heard her say intelligent things before. Molls, even if it kills you, do not call the new mothe...

Annnnnnnddddddd Tiger Woods Just Lost His First Endorsement Deal

Tiger Woods I was wondering on Friday "When do I get to start writing stories about how all the companies who pay Tiger Woods to endorse them will start firing him and then he'll really be screwed?" Well, Happy Freakin' Monday! It's happened! Some international consulting firm that was working with Tiger has officially decided to end their relationship with him in light of the fact that he's a cheating bastard. From People.com: "After careful consideration and analysis, the company has determined that...
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