That's right. That's a picture of Russell Brand's crotch n' legs. Happy Thursday, you guys.
For those of you who aren't keeping up, there was quite a debate over the cloth covering (and not covering) Russell's legs the other day when he stepped out in a pair of short shorts and hot pink knee socks. Some of you agreed with me that he looked like a fool who was just trying to make a spectacle of himelf, others probably called me a bitch but I only skimmed their comment because I have a massive ego ...
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The couple that I didn't even know about until it was announced that they were getting a divorce might finally be close to sealing that deal. In fact, sources from the inside are talking and they're saying that it's a mere matter of moments (well, probably days) until the papers are signed and the divorce is finalized.
Jon and Kate Gosselin were married for a decade (I'm telling you, peop...
With all the dudes getting kicked in the nuts and Chis Crockers and horny web-cam chicks and teen girls dancing in their bedroom to songs with suggestive lyrics that clog up the works on YouTube, you'd probably think that the most popular clip every uploaded to the site would most likely be something along those lines. However, it was just officially announced today that the number one video in the site's history is Susan Boyle's incredibly moving Britain's Got Talent audition. (Sorry, no embe...
Aw, well, that was a fun little game while it lasted, wasn't it?
I am hesitant to even report on this "break-up" because I think we all knew that the whole "Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are dating" thing was a massive ruse dreamed up by some managers or PR people somewhere to give their clients a sense of normalcy in the press. I don't know if you are all as in to the whole blind item scene as much as I am, but just in case, scroll through the archives of "Toothy Tile" on Blind I...
Garth Brooks made a half a million dollar donation to a hospital in his hometown last year with the understanding that the building would be named for his mother who passed away back in 1999. The building got built, but Garth's beloved mother wasn't made the namesake, so now he wants his money back.
From ONTD:
It's all over a deal Garth claims he made with Integris Canadian Valley Regional hospital in Yukon, Oklahoma about four years ago. In his lawsuit, filed in state court in Oklahoma, ...
I told you the other day that Frances Bean has legally separated herself from her mother by requesting that the courts change her guardianship over from Courtney to Kurt Cobain's family members. Today we've learned that things have gotten a bit more serious, as a restraining order has been put on Courtney to stay away from her daughter. That means that Courtney can no longer contact Frances, directly or indirectly, which I suppose includes random late night Twitter and Facebook rambles.
I...
The Tiger Woods scandal has gotten pretty out of hand (I know! I know! I am a part of the problem! This is the last mention of Tiger today unless something completely amazing breaks), and lots of people out there are questioning their spouses faith in light of the news that even the most seemingly boring dude in the world was caught having fourteen mistresses. Last night former American Idol contestant Kris Allen told TMZ that his wife Katy has been "all over him" ever since she read up on Tige...
"My Kermie is nothing like [Tiger]. I just want to say, he would never do anything untoward moi, but, if he did, you can rest assured there'd be a hole in one, and he'd be the one!"
-- Miss Piggy on Wendy Williams this week, explaining how her man is different than Tiger Woods.
"Untoward moi". You guys are lucky that Miss. Piggy doesn't make too many public appearances or she's be covered more than Lady Gaga and the Gosselins combined....
Ashley and Mary Kate Olsen (it feels weird to write their names that way, but Ashley is standing on the left) fell in to familiar habits last night on the red carpet. The two came out to the NYC premiere of the film and walked the carpet together, something they don't do quite so much anymore. Here's what I think is interesting about the two of them, though. They always just like, stand really close to each other and smile. They kind of look like two koala bears in a gum tree or something. Wh...
I know we're not exactly big time music critics over here, but I think it's safe to say that this news is so catastrophically bad that if I wasn't sure we were all about to die already, then this is the final sign I needed. You guys, Billboard has declared a "band of the decade" based on record sales and one of the bands of our last decade? You guys, it's fucking Nickelback. Really good job. I'm looking at you. I know that if you don't own a Nickelback album, then your mom or your significan...