

Lindsay Lohan took to her Twitter January 1st to let us know that this year we might be seeing a whole new side of her. Linds said (in the Tweets seen above) that this year she wants to leave behind all negative influences in her life (including people and "habbits") and to keep those she loves in check. God, I love this bitch. Who else is like "All the people I love are so hurtful to me?" Granted, she's got an exceptional situation with those parents of hers, but if you feel like all your frie...
Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley's daughter Alexa Ray Joel tried to kill herself last month after a break up and now she wants to make sure that you don't do the same. Alexa, a singer, took to her Facebook blog (Ugh! Just get a Tumblr! Facebook blog?! How tacky!) to tell her fans that not only is she fine, but that she's come out on the other side of her depression wanting to help other girls who might be feeling the way she did when she swallowed a few too many pills. She's even got a speci...
Tiger Woods landed himself the cover of Vanity Fair this month looking the best I have ever seen him. To be frank, I thought all those mistresses were driven to his money alone. I had no idea that Tiger could be hot, let alone kinda sorta slammin'. The photo spread taken by Annie Leibovitz before the scandal is accompanied by an essay that was wrote post-scandal by Buzz Bissinger, a Pulitzer Prize winning writer.
Yes, the photos make Tiger look good, but the essay is a different story. Bis...
Well, look who's having the happiest new year ever! It's the girl who deserves everything and more, Lindsay Lohan and her sister Ali jet-skiing around St. Bart's. Lindsay revealed on her Twitter earlier this week that she was there ringing in 2010 on a yacht with some of her homies, including Jay-Z and Beyonce. Remember, kids: If you destroy your reputation and career through drug-induced mood swings and trouble with the law, you can still party in one of the most gorgeous places in the world with ...
Professional racist, cold-hearted asshole Rush Limbaugh (remember when he said this one: "Look, let me put it to you this way: the NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it."?) is claiming that all is well health-wise after experiencing heart palpitations in Hawaii on Wednesday. Rush has a long history of drugs, loose women and other things that aren't so easy on the heart, so it's hard to imagine that his ticker is in shape at al...
Eminem has been battling an addition to prescription pills for over a year now. It's quite common for rehabbed people to stick together for support through programs like Narcotics Anonymous, but what's not so common? When Elton John is your sponsor. The two have stayed close ever since their Grammy performance and right now they're relating to each other a lot more than on that "being famous" level. Elton has quite famously battled substance abuse problems in the past and considers himself t...
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Remember on Saved by the Bell when Zach and Kelly would kiss, everyone in the "audience" would be like "WoooooOoOoOOoOOooooo!" They did it on Family Matters, too. It was a very 90s sitcom thing to do. Anyway, that's what I've been doing every time I've looked at this photo of Rosie O'Donnell and her new lady friend holding hands in Miami. It's a blast and completely hilarious, trust me.
Rosie has b...