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Eli Roth Almost Dies, Lives to Tweet About It

Eli Roth was just trying to be a rich handsome guy in a kayak off the coast of Careyes in Mexico last week when a sea urchin rolled up on his ass and stung him nearly to death. The star took to his Twitter yesterday and completely broke the 140-character limit by telling his story over about 20 Tweets. Apparently Eli was in an urchin infested part of the ocean but keeping clear of them by climbing over rocks until he was engulfed by a wave and accidentally found his footing on top of the ...

Farrah Fawcett and Ryan O’Neal’s Son Arrested On Drug Charges Again

Remember that pretty face? The son of Farrah Fawcett and Ryan O'Neal, Redmond O'Neal? Well, I guess being behind bars while his mother died wasn't enough to shake him straight, because he's been arrested yet again on drug charges. Worst part? He left court ordered rehab to go score. You know that's going to buy him some more time in lockdown. From People: The troubled son of the late Farrah Fawcett and Ryan O'Neal was busted on a drug violation on Dec. 29, a Los Angeles DA spokeswoman said Tuesday. He had been undergoing in-patient rehab since September. At a hearing Tuesday, Judge Micha...

Emma Watson is Killing It in These Burberry Ads

I gave up on Harry Potter after the second movie, so I don't really think I've ever taken a moment to notice what a babe Emma Watson is. Sorry to be tardy to that party, guys. She's adorable, and these ads that she's done for Burberry's 2010 spring/summer line (which I was able to cop form some fansite) are fantastic. I covet every single jacket in this spread and at least two of the bags. Also, I have to give Emma props for keeping it classy with a Burberry endorsement. Any other designer and they probably would have skanked her out, but she's able to get that fashion-spr...

Look Who Crawled Out From Under Her Rock

Where the hell has Mischa Barton been the last couple of months? Apparently transforming herself from a television actress to a normal chick at the mall. Between her locks, the weight gain and the completely confused, pale face, Mischa was barely recognizable when the paparazzi snapped her leaving a store on Sunset Blvd. However, getting healthy looking is typically a sign that a person's improved their life. I'm not saying the girl looks healthy, but she's a far cry from the Mischa that we kno...

Ke$ha Makes it Pop on Ellen

Well, Sasha's new favorite lady (and definitely one of mine as well) was on Ellen yesterday performing her new hit "Tik Tok". Positives first? That girl was definitely not lip syncing. She clearly sang every word of that song herself or... it probably wouldn't have sounded like that. In all fairness, that song seems particularly difficult to sing live, but yeah. Yikes. I thought she looked great, the audience full of moms, aunts and grandmas seemed to be tickled by her lyrics and she gave off t...

The Hilton Sisters Mourn the Loss of Casey Johnson

Most people don't seem to know who Casey Johnson, the Johnson&Johnson heiress who passed away yesterday, but Paris and Nicky Hilton sure did. The fellow heiresses were family friends with Casey and according to Paris' Twitter eulogy, this is not easy news for them to hear. While Paris Tweeted her condolences, Nicky Hilton, her mom Kathy and her boyfriend David Katzenberg went to the Johnson home last night to offer their support. No one seems to be taking the news as hard as Casey's fu...

Rihanna Heats Up With an LA Dodger

[caption id="attachment_52467" align="alignnone" width="293" caption="Photo via E! News"][caption id="attachment_52467" align="alignnone" width="293" caption="Photo via E! News"][/caption] It looks like Rihanna is going to be starting 2010 with a total fresh start. Her new album "Rated R" is fantastic and she seems to have completely moved on from Chris Brown like never before. In fact, Rihanna might have a new boyfriend in LA Dodgers outfielder, Matt Kemp. The two have been together in Mexico for a few days now and the paps have already caught them making out and grabbing at eac...

Tila Tequila’s Fiancée Found Dead

Casey Johnson, Johnson&Johnson heiress and "wifey" of Tila Tequila, died today in her Los Angeles home. The 30 year old was found in her bedroom by her maids. A neighbor reported to E! News that when her body was discovered, the maid screamed "She's dead!". As of right now the cause of her death is still undetermined. Tragically, Casey adopted a little girl, Ava, from Kazakhstan in 2007. Most recently she's been popping up on Twitter as the fiancée of Tila Tequila, who left this stateme...

Quotables

"Yummy. I love it all ... It's almost too good to be true!" -- Rosie O'Donnell describing her new relationship on her XM Radio show "Rosie Radio" today. Does anyone else get really grossed out when people describe other people as "yummy"? Are you going to eat them? What do you mean, "yummy"? I love Rosie and I'm so glad she's dating again after what was likely a very difficult break-up, but "yummy" has to go....

Sneak Peak: Franco on 30 Rock

James Franco is guest starring on an episode of 30 Rock that's airing on January 14th and we've officially got some stills to hold us over while we're waiting (via OHLALA). Whatever happens with Franco's character is pretty unclear (and perhaps made much more confusing) by these photos, but the rumor seems to be that something going to happen between him and Jenna. And I'm sure if there's an anime pillow involved, it's going to be hilarious... in a weird way. [gallery]...

Let’s Be Nice to Ashlee Simpson-Wentz

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz took baby Bronx on a walk in Manhattan yesterday and she looked more comfortable and at-home than we've seen her look in awhile. First of all, I am so glad she's back to the dark hair. Did anyone else think Ashlee was adorable back in the day when she had her MTV show with her old nose and that mullet? I loved her. She was so spunky. Ever since she went back to blond, took off that old nose of hers and then went red, I've been a little bummed out about her. However, it l...

That Kardashian Bro Cheated on that Cheetah Girl

I don't know why this is affecting me, but it is. I normally don't cover the K-dash beat, but for some reason I find this really upsetting and newsworthy. So, if you've seen Keeping Up With The Kardashians, you know that little brother Rob was dating Adrienne Bailon, that really adorable girl who was in 3LW and that Disney Channel movie Cheetah Girls. While I always found Rob to kind of be a weird lookin' dude with a head full of stuffing, I always thought that there must be something redeemabl...
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