Today's Evil Beet Gossip

They Are So Tired Of Each Other’s Shit

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie headed out last night and while Brad was polite as usual, Angelina couldn't have looked less thrilled to have the cameras in her face. Her decision to keep her head down isn't doing much for the rumors that the two are on the outs, but an old pro like Angelina has to know that by now. Either she doesn't give a fuck what we think (very likely) or she doesn't care to convince us otherwise (which is pretty much the same thing as the first one, but it says more about...

Tila Tequila and Nicky Hilton: Throwing Down Over Bitches

Tila Tequila is still out her damn mind and it's completely ruining the moment while we're trying to mourn Casey Johnson. Yesterday she got in to a fight with Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips over her deceased fiancee's dogs, the visual of which is just absolutely hilarious. Nicky, who is Casey's daughter's godmother, and Bijou had been sent over to Tila's house to pick up the pooches, but Tila wasn't having any of it. They fought verbally until eventually two LAPD squad cars were called. Nicky and Bijou were...

A Really Great Message From Brooke Mueller To Women Everywhere

Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen are supposed to stay away each other until a judge sees their case regarding Charlie going hella craycray on Brooke with a knife over Christmas. Brooke's lawyer even said as much to People Magazine in an interview. However, the two were seen dining last night and Hollywood and word has it that Brooke is dying to get back with her more-famous hubby. The drama between them sounds pretty high school (According to some stories, Brooke "instigated" the near-sta...

Quotables

"I have lots of friends in the business who've been practically assaulted by the paparazzi. It's amazing how common that is. I grew up reading things about what a jerk Sean Penn must have been for punching out a photographer. Then, you're out at a premiere with a date and you hear the things they say to provoke you. I mean, it's awful. You realize, 'Oh, that's why Sean did that. He wasn't being a maniac.' It's horrifying what photographers will say to get you to look over or to get a rise out ...

2010 People’s Choice Awards: Press Room Photos

Last night were the People's Choice Awards and Hollywood came out to accept their trophies. Some huge names were on the red carpet for the decidedly dressed-down event, including Mariah Carey, Ashton Kutcher and Taylor Swift. I have old people taste and I live under a rock made up of 90s sitcoms and 10,000 Maniac songs, so I'm never quite sure who these "people" are that are making the "choices", but this looks about right. This looks like all the people the kids are talking about. Are you sa...

Artie Lange Stabbed Himself Nine Times

Howard Stern sidekick Artie Lange is in the hospital this morning after being discovered last night with nine stab wounds on his body. The comedian known for his big mouth and wild ways was found by his mother in his Hoboken apartment after what appears to be a suicide attempt. One thing that supports the suicide theory is that six of the wounds were not deep enough to do any damage, as if he stabbed himself and chickened out. Three of the wounds were deep, as if he'd just stuck the knife in t...

Lindsay Lohan is a Whole New Woman

Lindsay Lohan was photographed getting on a plane back to the US today from St. Barts where she's been partying down ever since just after Christmas. It looks like Lindsay is taking her resolution to make positive changes in her life pretty seriously, because homegirl was stretching, walking, picking on lettuce from her sister's salad and smiling. All of that is really positive stuff. No negativity there. Really healthy. She's changed a lot this week. [gallery]...

Kate Gosselin Got a Weave Put In

[caption id="attachment_52547" align="alignnone" width="300" caption="Image via People.com"]Courtesy of People.com[caption id="attachment_52547" align="alignnone" width="300" caption="Image via People.com"][/caption] Kate Gosselin got a weave! Kate Gosselin got a weave! Ahh! How exciting! Kate Gosselin got a weave put in by celebrity stylist Ted Gibson! I can only imagine what a mullet that thing looks like when the fans aren't blasting, but damn: She looks good in this photo. Ted, who works on just about everyone who's anyone, including Angelina Jolie, got his hands on Kate's infamous hair and went t...

Jason Alexander is the Newest Jenny Craig Spokesperson

Former Seinfeld star and KFC-spokesperson Jason Alexander is next in line to try Jenny Craig in exchange for a paycheck. The overweight sitcom star doesn't seem remotely bothered by the fact that he's following in the steps of Valerie Bertinelli and Kirstie Alley. In fact, he seems to think that this is the best possible plan for him. “It’s like someone’s clubbing me over the head it’s so obvious I should be doing this. It was a deadly combination of I’m fat and they work." Jason ...

The Couple With The Most Dark Hair is Getting Married

Well, I called it. I have been saying that I was going to be writing an engagement announcement for these two before Valentine's Day and looks like they were willing to deliver. Russell Brand confirmed his engagement to Katy Perry yesterday to Britain's Sun by texting them "It's true. Much love." Us Weekly followed up with Russell's rep and they confirmed it as well. Russell asked Katy to marry him while the two were on a romantic getaway in India. From Us Weekly: An insider tells Us that ...

Quotables

"My job is to be a role model, and that's what I want to do, but my job isn't to be a parent. My job isn't to tell your kids how to act or how not to act, because I'm still figuring that out for myself. So to take that away from me is a bit selfish. Your kids are going to make mistakes whether I do or not. That's just life." - Miley Cyrus, worker of the pole, in this month's Harper's Bazaar....

Ashlee and Pete Don’t Want to Grow Up

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz decided to throw the photogs in New York for a loop when they stepped out wearing these masks yesterday in NYC. The two went for a walk around their 'hood in matching all black outfits and stopped in to an antique store and a costume store, where they picked up their new face gear. What do you think about the two of them as a couple? Part of me thinks they could make it work forever because they seem so similar, but another part of me is convinced that once they ...