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Jersey Shore Should Be Like This Every Week

Sorry we're so reality TV heavy today, but this video is definitely worthy of a post. I had to give up on watching Jersey Shore online because it was making me sick to my stomach, but this is something I can handle: All the best Jersey Shore clips reenacted by children. Orange children. And they're F-d up on Pixie Stix. Whoever made this is genius. You can never go wrong with children doing adult things for comedic purposes. My favorite part? "Do you want to play trucks?" "I have a boyfriend."...

Reality TV’s Most Delicious and Juicy Husband Arrested

I don't know about you folks, but I am still not over Real Housewives of New Jersey. I am especially fond of Dina and Lexi and Teresa and Joe. I talk about them frequently and think of them when I go shopping. "Oh, Dina would love that!". It's a problem. I'm sure you can only imagine how devastated I was to wake up to the news that my Joey Giudice had been arrested on a DWI  after wrecking his car and then slapped with even more charges. From TMZ: We're told Joe was taken to the Morristown Memor...

Ke$ha Wears Fur to Wendy Williams

Ke$ha hit up The Wendy Williams Show yesterday lookin' fierce in a fuzzy fur that matched her shaggy mane. Here's a question: How pissed would you be if that fur is real? Personally, I don't know how much it bothers me, but I am wondering what kind of statement it would be for a new artist to walk out in a real fur coat at one of her first public appearances. I hate the use of real fur, but I am guilty of owning a couple of pieces that were handed down to me that definitely used to be part o...

Just Because Your Weave Cost Seven Grand, Doesn’t Mean It’s Going To Make You Feel Fly (And Other Lessons I’ve Learned From Kate Gosselin)

It turns out that Kate's just one of those ladies that likes to keep her lettuce tight because she hates her extensions. Hates. In fact, they've made her cry if you believe the sources talking to US Weekly. While most women would kill for the chance to sit in Ted Gibson's chair and have real Indian hair bonded to their scalp, it's just too much for Kate. She thinks it looks over-processed and damaged, and I'm sure it does compared to her last cut which likely had to be maintained monthly in or...

Brad and Angelina Give 1 Million Dollars to Haiti

As you've probably heard by now, there was a 7.0 earthquake in Haiti earlier this week and Hollywood is coming out to show their support. It was announced today that the Hollywood Foreign Press has donated 100,000 dollars to the relief fund, and yesterday it was announced that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie cut a check for one million dollars to go toward the cause. Statements from Angelina and Brad were published on People.com: Angelina: "It is incredibly horrible to see a catastrophe of this size hit a pe...

Bones Are Still Hot in 2k10, I Guess

Obviously this isn't breaking news, but Rachel Zoe is scaring the hell out of me. This chicken is 39 years old and has worse skin than my Nana did when she died at the age of 76. She also looks like she's lost even more weight, which is a horrifying thought as she's always been known for being painfully thin. I'm not sure it's fair to demand an explanation as to why she's so skinny, but the medium-sized amount of information I know about the human body tells me that no one is naturally that ...

Sigourney Weaver’s SNL Promos

Per usual, NBC released this week's Saturday Night Live promos online and they're just OK. This week's host is Sigourney Weaver who's hot right now because of her role in Avatar and hot forever because of this. I usually only check out SNL these days if I like who's hosting or if something huge has happened in the news. This week with American Idol premiering and all the Conan drama (which they poke at in the clip above) it might be worth checking out, but seriously? I am not enticed by what seems like two minut...

And The Punches Keep Coming!

More bad news for Tiger Woods: GM dumped his scandalous ass. Tiger's contract with GM actually ended in 2008, but it had been extended so he could continue driving their luxury vehicles for free. However, once Tiger announced his retirement from golf, his contracts were set to run out on December 31st, 2009. GM is now one of the many companies that has disassociated themselves from Tiger over the last couple months. Gilette, Accenture, Gatorade, AT&T and Tag Heuer have all ended their r...

Katy Perry’s Doing Infomercials Now

Aight, aight. So she's not doing Sham-WOW spots or anything. Katy Perry, along with Avril Lavigne and Jenna Fischer , has signed on to endorse Proactiv Solution. You know, the acne treatment program that my high school boyfriend used to combat the backne he got from his hockey pads. Supposedly everyone uses it and loves it and wants to endorse it. Other celebrities Proactiv has been able to nab throughout the years include Jessica Simpson, Diddy, Vanessa Williams, Lindsay Lohan, Mandy Moore and Jennifer Love Hewitt. That's pretty good company. The great thing about these commercials is that they are alway...

Kimmel Spent 38 Minutes Making Fun Of Leno Last Night

Jimmy Kimmel kind of blew everyone away last night when he entered the stage of his own show last night dressed up like Jay Leno to deliver his monologue. Pretty funny bit, especially since Jimmy is often the forgotten host of late night. What was funnier though, was that he kept the bit up for the entire show, hosting with a prosthetic chin and wig and telling "Leno jokes" (Sample: "Do you know what ABC stands for? Always Bump Conan.") Perhaps one of the best parts of the whole thing is Jimmy's bandleader, Cleto...

Idol Premieres with Lackluster Numbers OR I Miss Paula, You Guys

American Idol premiered last night and for the first time in the six years (only six years? I feel like this shit has been on my whole life), the ratings failed to crack the 30 million mark. They did OK and came in with about 29.8 million, but for a premiere and with Victoria Beckham holding down the judges table with, they probably could have done better. Of course, one major drawback to the show this season is that Paula Abdul is now gone. I don't think I appreciated what a delicious nutty flavo...

Kate Gosselin Heads Back to Reality TV

It was really just a matter of time. TLC's finally announced the plans for Kate Gosselin's solo-show (no Jon, no kids) and it sounds like it's going to be obnoxious but completely watchable. The "reality" program is to show Kate out on the world on her own working different jobs. One week we'll see Kate the hairdresser, the next we might see Kate the pastry chef. There's no word on how many of these jobs will be in Kate's local area or how much travelling she'll have to do for the gigs, but a co...
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