OK, let's put this one to bed after this post, huh?
Conan O'Brien has finally come to an agreement with NBC. He's going to take 45 million total to go fuck off. He will keep about 33 million of that and the rest will be divided up as severance amongst his staff. His very last show will be this coming Friday (with guest Barry Manilow) and Jay Leno will resume his job as host of The Tonight Show on March 1st. Of course Conan had to fight to get his 200+ staff members a cut of the deal, which ...
Last night Tila Tequila was going bizonkers on her Twitter per the usual. She's going to be an Ambassador to Vietnam still, she's back to claiming she's pregnant and she was complaining about a bad case of diarrhea. But! She also had a Blind Item for us! Someone's been talking shit about Tila again in the press, but she's tired of just putting people on blast so she made it a fun little game. Do you guys think you can guess who the most recent person to speak out against Tila in the press it? I...
I just wanted to let you know that it's been raining since the Golden Globes in LA (that's like, four days), which is a year's worth of rain here. The city becomes absolutely impossible when it rains for a few reasons: no one knows how to behave in this weather (driving sucks), the city is not prepared for this much weather (we sometimes lose Internet due to rain), and it takes the best part of LA (the sunshine) out of the equation. For example, look at Katy Perry slipping and sliding her way...
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Yesterday Jon Gosselin paraded his new 25-year old girlfriend, Morgan Christie, around Washington D.C. for the paparazzi. Morgan is the fourth post-Kate girlfriend that Jon's had and the second youngest. But why? Jon Gosselin is the grossest dude ever. He's categorically unattractive at this point. You might have been able to argue that he was kind of sort of good looking before he started dressing like the fat Jersey Shore castmate, but at this point he looks haggard. And embarrassingly under...
"I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn't pick up because I'm masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion."
- John Mayer talks to RollingStone about how he masturbated his way in to a drama-free lifestyle....
Mischa Barton got another break this week when she filmed her turn as a hooker on Law and Order: Special Victims Unit this Monday. Howevs, she brought her crappy unprofessional attitude to set and it took everyone ten hours to film her... wait for it... seven lines. Yes, sometimes it can take hours to film a short scene, but ten hours for seven lines? I'm not going to blame the lighting guys for that.
From Radar Online:
“She only had seven lines, seven!” the source told RadarOnline.com excl...
Tennis star Anna Kournikova's mother, Alla Kournikova was put in jail on Tuesday on charges of child neglect. Police were called to Alla's house after a neighbor saw 5-year old Allen pacing around in front of their Palm Beach house soaking wet and looking distraught. The neighbor called the police who arrived on the scene to find out that Alla had left Allen at home alone for roughly 50 minutes while she ran some errands. Bored, Allen decided to jump out of a second story window, about 15 fee...
My least favorite Real Housewife of NYC, Kelly Bensimon, (yes, I dislike her more than Alex and Ramona) is set to appear in Playboy. The model-turned-writer-turned-reality TV star will have the cover of the March issue, as well as a six page spread. While I don't think Kelly's all too shy about her body, she did get a leg up that most Playboy models don't: her ex-husband, famous fashion photographer Gilles Bensimon, shot her pictorial for her.
The problem with Kelly (Oh, and you can believe that baby girl's a...
