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And Now For Something Completely Inappropriate

Miley Cyrus' little cousin Emily Grace Reaves (you may recognize her as Noie Cyrus' partner in red carpet crime) is about to release her own clothing line of scandalous clothes for little girls. You can see in the video above as she explains to Miley that she's wearing her own look that she has on what looks like Paris Hilton's cast offs from The Simple Life. These clothes wouldn't be appropriate for Halloween on a girl as young as Emily, but I suppose that's what's passing for clothes these da...

Steven Tyler’s Doing Shows at Home Depot

Steven Tyler is so legend-status. This weekend the on again/off again lead singer of Aerosmith hit up a Home Depot in Rancho Mirage, CA and surprised store employees and customers alike when he took over the PA to perform. He sang two two of his biggest hits ("Dude Looks Like a Lady" and "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing") before taking rips off a helium tank and singing BeeGees style. He also agreed to sign autographs for anyone who asked. Hey, celebrities! Everyone would love you all if you did ...

Chelsea Handler Continues to Prove That It’s Fine to Have Sex With Your Boss

Chelsea Handler's reps over at E! just confirmed that she has, in fact, split from her longtime boyfriend, Ted Harbert AKA the CEO of Comcast Entertainment Group AKA the guy in charge of E! AKA Chelsea's bossman. The two ended it last August, although they denied the reports of their break-up at first, and Chelsea has moved out of his big, huge rich person house. Thankfully for Chelsea, her show does well in the ratings, otherwise there might be one less brassy 30-something woman talking about...

Bobby Bottleservice: “That orange bronzer looks good on your face, but it would look better on my sheets”

If you guys aren't totally clueless, then you've seen Bobby Bottleservice on FunnyOrDie. It's this great character played by Nick Kroll, who clearly has spent time in Los Angeles. This town is crawling with Bobby Bottleservice-types the way that New York is crawling with rats and and roaches. You could say that Los Angeles is crawling with rats and roaches too, but the rats spike their hair and the roaches have rhinestone t-shirs. ANYWAY! Enough about my dating life, let's get in to why you should w...

Taylor Momsen is Awesome

Taylor Momsen did an interview with TimesOnline and wowewowwow! It is chock full of really awesome quotes. I don't know who told this girl that she should be honest to the point of complete irreverence, but I love them. Here's some of her best quotes from the interview: On being a role model: “To be honest, I don’t f***ing care. I didn’t get into this to be a role model. So I'm sorry if I’m influencing your kids in a way that you don’t like, but I can’t be responsible for their act...

Orly Bloom Won’t Return For New Pirates Either

Awhile back I announced on here that Johnny Depp is almost definitely not returning to the Pirates of the Caribbean set for another movie. This news was not popular, because what the hell is a Pirates movie without Johnny playing Jack Sparrow? All that would leave us with is Orlando Bloom and that pretty British chick on a boat. Well, now I guess it's just the British chick and the boat because Orlando doesn't want to do another installment in the series, either. So where does that leave D...

Gerard Butler Has a Thing for Street Performers

[caption id="attachment_53646" align="alignnone" width="240" caption="Image from People.com"][caption id="attachment_53646" align="alignnone" width="240" caption="Image from People.com"][/caption] This is kinda like some Pretty Woman shit, but instead of having sex with men for money, the chick plays the violin. And Gerard Butler doesn't save her, he just makes out with her and gives her a few dollars. Wait, let me back up. Gerard Butler was at a Haiti benefit in Santa Monica yesterday with some buddies and after they were done saving the world they decided to go take a walk on Ven...

Because the Spoiled Brat Store Was All Sold Out of Unicorns

Miley Cyrus' parents bought her another puppy. This time she got a German shepherd called Mate (I wonder if her Australian boyfriend had anything to do with that name) to go along with her maltipoo, Sophie. I thought the Cyrus' were supposed to be all "down home" and "Christian", so I'm not sure why they keep buying their daughter (who happens to have an insane work schedule for a 17-year old) designer pooches instead of going to one of the many shelters in the Valley. Actually, I don't know why t...

Wild Moose Seen Making Out With Younger Girl All Over Sundance

This is gnarly. Jon Gosselin and his new girl, Morgan Christie (remember that name because she's had to have sex with Jon Gosselin in order for it to appear on your radar and that's dedication, folks) have been seen sucking face all over Park City this week. And yes, it's as upsetting for everyone there as it is for us at home, according to US Weekly: He and Christie were spotted making out Friday at House of Hype party at Cisero. "Tons of PDA, holding hands, kissing," an onlooker tells UsM...

Quotables

“Put your p—- to the wood! F— your guitar!” - Kristen Stewart tells reporters at Sundance Joan Jett's advice to her on how to properly rock out in The Runaways. Definitely-- definitely--seeing this movie....

Let’s Give a Bitch Her Due

You want to know who's looking a hell of a lot better these days? Kiki Dunst. I have never hated Kirsten (in fact, at times I've loved her), but I know that she has a Mischa-like reputation in that she's both a little too wild and harder and harder to look at as the days go by. The last couple of years she really hasn't made any good movies (I think Marie Antoinette was the last flick I caught her in and save for the art direction and soundtrack, that movie blew the goatiest goats) and she hasn't...

Jay Leno, Look at What a Hypocrite You Are

Jay's 2004 Announcement - watch more funny videos "You can do these things until they get carried out on a stretcher or you can get out while you're still doing good." Yeah, you said it, Leno! Honestly, you really did say that two years ago when you announced you were quitting The Tonight Show. Too bad there's enough trolls with two year old episodes of your crappy show DVR'd in the world to call you out. Sounds like you're singing a very different tune now, though. Sucks you had to turn Team CoCo against you i...
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