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You Oughtta Know That I Was Pissing Myself While Watching This

I didn't have the eleven hours it would take to watch the Grammys yesterday, so I've been catching up on the performances online. Overall, everyone was fine but there were a couple that really stood out to me. Everyone knows I am probably the world's biggest non-homosexual Beyonce fan. I worship her, and so not only am I forgiving of the fact that she skipped a few words during her cover of "You Oughtta Know", but I'm not "No duh she skipped words! She was running around like a maniac and hea...

Michael Jackson’s Kids Will Pay Tribute to Him at The Grammys

It has been confirmed that Michael Jackson's kids will be speaking tonight during a tribute to their father at the 52nd Grammy Awards. Several members of the Jackson family will be there to see Prince Michael, Paris and Blanket's speech, as well as performances by Carrie Underwood, Smokey Robinson and Usher, in what will likely be an unforgettable television moment. Also featured will be a 3-D mini-movie that was made for Michael's This Is It tour. I remember after Michael's death that there ...

Drew Barrymore and Justin Long Are Engaged?

James St. James from World of Wonder had the scoop yesterday that Drew Barrymore is engaged. Or at least she's saying she is on her Facebook. The blogger is friends with her on the social networking site and he noticed that she changed her relationship status to "engaged" yesterday (click through to see a screengrab from Drew's page.) If she is, in fact, engaged, it would be to her long-time on again/off again boyfriend, actor Justin Long. It would also be her third trip down the aisle. I'm thinking that it might be a gag, though. Perhaps Drew decided to get in on that "hilarious" bit that some...

Five Reasons Why Sarah Silverman’s New Boyf is Hot

Sarah Silverman is dating some producer bro named Alec Sulkin and he's a babe. Here are five reasons why: He kind of looks like a more attractive version of Noel Gallagher. He's wearing a Patriots sweatshirt. He looks like he's great at swearing. He has the eyes of a serial killer. He seems to make her genuinely happy. So yeah, I'd do him. [gallery]...

Are You Participating in Doppelgänger Week?

As the NY Post pointed out the other day, you may have noticed that a lot of your Facebook friends are changing their profile pictures from photos of themselves, to photos of celebrities they think they look like. That's because it's Doppelgänger Week! Here's the explanation from the Post: In order to celebrate Doppelgänger Week, Facebook users switch their profile pictures to famous people they have been told they resemble. The trend appears to be catching on like wildfire, so much so that its success is being compared to that of the "bra colour" status updates. The recent viral trend had women updating the style of bra they were sp...

Quotables

"Make a nice dinner reservation now, because that's the biggest night out of the year – says the former hostess – have a nice glass of wine, and take your top off." - Julia Roberts tells a reporter how to have a successful Valentine's Day while promoting Valentine's Day....

Some Cool People Wore Some Cool Clothes Last Night

Everyone was at Clive Davis' pre-Grammy party last night. Everyone! Kelsey Grammer was there and he doesn't even make music! The cool thing about this party though is that I feel like we got a little taste of what the fashion is going to be like tonight at the Grammys. In my personal opinion, the stars always look best at the Grammys. It's a much more casual award show and rock stars and musicians are less likely (or more likely, depending on who we're talking about) to make a huge to-do about t...

Some Evidence Showing That Brad and Angelina Probably Don’t Hate Eachother

The Directors Guild handed out their awards last night in LA, but Brangelina seemed to be the focus of the night. The two seemed warm and friendly toward each other and when they weren't together, they were chatting with friends and acting normal. Either they put on a really good show or all those break-up rumors are a bunch of bologna. Also, who cares? They're rich and hot. If they split it's going to be like "Oh, well!" and then we get to watch them try and move on from each other.  That'...

Really Good Job, Kristen

Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning were promoting The Runaways all week at Sundance and if this press conference is any indication of how Kristen handled herself throughout the week, then I'm sure the publicists at River Road Entertainment want to kill her. Where this video picks up, we see Dakota describing what it was like to sing The Runaways' songs and do them justice. Then Kristen takes the mic and... well, she sounds like an awkward moron. I can barely hear anything she says, except the word...

People Are So Pathetic

Hot new product alert! You can currently buy a set of golf balls with each one of Tiger Woods' mistress printed on them! LOL! Oh my Goodness! The novelty product world must be abuzz with this innovation in hilarious gifts. Sooo funny! Soooo soooo funny! LOL. Oh, man. This is so rich and hilarious. Rich! Rich! Yes! That's exactly the world I want to use! How freakin' funny. So hysterical. Oh man. Wow. Wowwww. I mean, WOW! People fucking suck....

John Edwards’ Sex Tape is Locked Up

John Edwards got pretty lucky when it came to his alleged sex tape. It looks like we're not going to be seeing the footage of him and his mistress, Rielle Hunter any time soon because it's in the possession of one of his ex-aides. From People: Andrew Young, the ex-aide to embattled two-time former Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards, says he has an alleged sex tape depicting the former senator and his then-mistress Rielle Hunter – and that the tape is in a safe-deposit box. ...

Quotables

"I'm briefly saddened by negative comments, but I have to remember those people are scared, incapable or just plain idiots. We are the f---ing rock stars baby. No cocaine, just life my n---as!! No cocaine, just life! It's funny to me when fashion bloggers down our outfits and then super jock outlandish sh-- on the runway but they dress mad prude and don't live fashion." - Kanye West's response to PETA, who recently dissed him for wearing fur....
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