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Hitler Just Called and Asked If I Could Send Him a Jacket

...'cause hell has frozen over, folks. Mischa Barton looked good last night at the photo call for a fashion event she attended in Madrid. Like, almost shockingly good considering that lately "haggard" has been the nicest way to describe her look. It looks like she lost a bunch of that weight she's gained and her skin, hair and make-up are all much more polished than usual. And the shoes? To die for. You know that we love to hate on this chick, but I'll give her props where props are due. [g...

Quotables

"I hope you die, so I can be the last Golden Girl!" - Betty White's "get well" note to fellow former Golden Girls cast member Rue McClanahan, who is recovering from a stroke. As if I even have to say it: Betty White is so legendary. I don't think I'll be as amused by anything else I read this week as I was by this little tidbit....

Two Words You Don’t Want To See Next To Each Other: Snooki Nudes

I am so incredibly sorry to share this news with you, but it appears that Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is the latest member of the Jersey Shore cast to shop around nude photos of herself. Hey, there's got to be a Juicehead somewhere out there who's interested in seeing that, right? What's the damage? Apparently there's a couple of photos, and a video (which I assume is not a sex tape because God's just not that cruel) of the reality star in some compromising positions. One photo features Snooki buck n...

Sandy’s Playing Mom Full-Time to Her Hubby’s Kid

There was a hearing today in the unfortunately drawn-out custody battle between Jesse James and his ex-wife, porn star Janine Lindemulder. Jesse and his wife Sandra Bullock will have full-custody Jesse's daughter Sunny, and Janine, who is currently married to a man she met in a post-prison halfway house, will be able to speak to Sunny on the phone. This is probably not an arrangement that either party is entirely happy with, but it does seem to be the most healthy option for Sunny. Jesse seemed...

Nominees for the 82nd Academy Awards = NO DUH

The nominations for this year's Oscars were announced today, and boy are they unsurprising. For the most part, I didn't love anything that came out this year, and I refuse to see Avatar because, well, I'm just one of those jerks who refuses to pay fourteen dollars to see a movie just because everyone's talking about it. What did I see and love? I saw Precious and I can tell you that one definitely deserves to take home all the trophies as far as I'm concerned. Even the in categories that it's ...

Everybody’s Hurting For Haiti

Simon Cowell has put together an all-star team to remake R.E.M.'s classic song "Everybody Hurts" to benefit Haiti. The song features everybody who's not in the upcoming movie Valentine's Day. In fact, here's a line-by-line guide of who is singing each lyric, pulled from the YouTube video: Leona Lewis When the day is long and the night, the night is yours alone, Rod Stewart When youre sure youve had enough of this life, well hang on Mariah Carey Dont let yourself go, cause everybody cr...

Sneak Peek of Taylor Swift in Valentine’s Day

I found you guys a little sneak peak of Taylor Swift in Valentine's Day (which pretty much everyone working in Hollywood is in) and you know what? Her acting's not offensive. In fact, she's kinda cute and funny. Also, this clip features a split second or two of Taylor Lautner and mmm mmm, child, I do not hate that. I didn't expect much from Little Miss Perfect in the acting department, but I can tell she'll be a source of LOLs when I get dragged to the theater to see this. And she's wearing sho...

I Have Bed Bugs/Pete Doherty Maybe Helped Kill a Lady?

Hey. So you probably noticed that I stopped posting earlier today. Or maybe you have a fucking life, I don't know! I don't really know anything about you and I'll be the first to admit it! But I do know this: i had to break off today because your homey homegirl Molls has bed bugs. I would feel dirty telling you this, but I've never had lice or anything in my life. In fact, it's somewhat of an epidemic in big cities these days. So, watch yo' ass, basically. That's what I'm saying. Watch. Yo'. Ass. So I started thinking about it and I was like "What celebrity l...

Who is Amanda Bynes Fucking?

Sooo, I'm pretty sure Amanda Bynes is dating someone who was nominated for a Grammy last night because she practically all but flat-out said it on her Twitter. To the point where I was like "Are you just sleeping with this dude and he's not committing?" Who could this guy be? She seems to be over-the-moon about someone (check out her Twitter. It's all "love quotes" and heart symbols and mentions of marriage), but she never hints toward who it could be (last night her multiple announcements t...

Michael Jackson’s Kids Take The Stage at The Grammys

As I told you yesterday, Michael Jackson's kids paid tribute to their father last night at the Grammys with a speech and then accepted his lifetime achievement award. Unfortunately, young Blanket became overwhelmed moments before he was supposed to go on stage, and he hung back while Prince Michael and Paris went out to accept the award. There's nothing to snark about here. Say whatever you will about Michael Jackson, those little munchkins up there were his kids. They're children. And they ...

Johnny Depp Thinks Polanski Arrest is Fishy

Aw, you guys love it when we talk about Roman Polanski. OK, let's do this! Ever since Roman Polanski has started to be held accountable for drugging and sodomizing a 13-year old girl and then running from the law for several decades, many celebrities and filmmakers have come out in his support. In fact, it's gotten to the point where people are not only boycotting Polanski, but they're boycotting the people that are boycotting his arrest. I'm sad to say this, but you can add Johnny Depp t...
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