There's been a lot of talk this week about how craptacular Taylor Swift's Grammys performance was and it got to the point where head of her label had to release a statement. Unfortunately, Big Machine Records CEO Scott Borchetta couldn't get his message across without taking a swipe at other artists.
"This is not American Idol. This is not a competition of getting up and seeing who can sing the highest note. This is about a true artist and writer and communicator. It's not about that technically perfect performance."
Mmm mmm mmm. Kelly Clarkson wasn't going to have any of that....
She actually died of a drug underdose, if you can even believe it. And if "underdose" is a word.
Casey Johnson's autopsy results were revealed today and although everyone was certain that the heiress would turn up with any number of drugs in her system, that wasn't the case at all. Casey Johnson died because she didn't take care of her diabetes. From TMZ:
The L.A. County Coroner says the cause of death was "Diabetic Ketoacidosis" and the manner of death was "natural."
But our sources...
You guys remember Jason Mraz? I barely do, but the dude said some smart stuff on the red carpet last week at the Grammys. The singer spoke with PopEater on the red carpet and told them that he was wearing a pin to show his support gay marriage. He explained:
"I'm in the fight for marriage equality. That's why I'm wearing this pin tonight. I've just been doing a couple of different activities and events speaking out as a straight man about civil rights."
And then he started calling out music...
...and it is and isn't what you'd think. Brittany Murphy died of pneumonia, iron deficiency and prescription drug intoxication. Her death has officially been ruled accidental. Here's more info from TheWrap:
Toxoicology reports detailing the exact nature of the drugs found in Murphy's system have still not been released, but results from an autopsy were announced on Thursday.
Craig R. Harvey, the coroner's department chief investigator, told TheWrap that "a list of all the specific drugs" found in Murphy's system "will b...
"Next on my list is Carrie Underwood. I swear to God. Everybody else can suck it until I get to Carrie Underwood."
- Auto-tune Superstar T-Pain, telling USA Today who he wants to work with next and who can do you-know-what to his you-know-where in the meantime....
Well, if we didn't learn it by watching Garden State, we learned it by watching 500 Daze of Bummer. The manic pixie dream girl always gets the hotties, right? I've been doing some research for us, ladies, and I think I found a great real-life example for us all to follow: the woman moving around like a moron in these photos. Yup, Kate Hudson! I should have known all along. The pot-smoking, the bearded men, the giggle, the care-free jerking around of her body in perfectly public places- this ...
You guys see the genius* in the above photo? That's Joselyn James. She's a porn star and one of Tiger Woods' mistresses and also probably one of the funniest people on the planet. Remember last week when I told you about those novelty golf balls they are selling with all of Tiger's mistresses' faces printed on them? I thought they were some of the stupidest pieces of crap merchandise that I've ever seen in a world where everyone is broke and no one needs junk laying around their houses. Well, it turns out my girlie Joselyn and I...
I have never had a kid, but you would have to be an idiot to try and tell me that it wouldn't hurt to squeeze something that weighs more than a pound and has a head out of my vagina (OH WAIT.) Still, that's what Gisele Bündchen is saying about her experience giving birth to her son with Tom Brady, Benjamin. And get this! She's saying she did the whole thing drug-free. OK, now I know she's gotta be lying about the pain. I know that can't be true.
"The whole time, my head was so focused â€...
"Tiger Woods' problems come from him being married. The end," Mayer explains. "It has nothing to do with control. If Tiger Woods was a single guy, what sort of angle would there be to a text message? If Tiger Woods was single, and he texted a girl and said 'I wanna wear your ass like a hat,' why would that ever hit the news? I can text whatever I want to anybody in the world; I'm not married. I write a lot of dirty text messages to girls, and you've never seen any of them. Why? Because if a ...