Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Oh, Yo. Sarah Silverman Just Gave My Brain The Biggest Boner

Sarah Silverman did a little interview with MTV this weekend and when they asked her about her opinion on marriage in a country where gay marriage doesn't exists, Sarah went from funny to serious in a millisecond. What she had to say is transcribed here, although I would take a moment to watch her say it yourself if you can: "Not only would I not get married, it actually actively bums me out that anyone who is for equal rights would get married right now. There's nothing different between that and joining a country club that doesn't allow black...

It Was a Very Jolie-Pitt Superbowl

[caption id="attachment_54279" align="alignnone" width="286" caption="Image courtesy of US Weekly"][caption id="attachment_54279" align="alignnone" width="286" caption="Image courtesy of US Weekly"][/caption] I don't know who played in the Superbowl yesterday. I don't know who did the halftime show. I know that chips were on sale at my grocery store and that I didn't have to deal with any of the annoying men in my life for 24 whole hours. So that's my "Superbowl round-up" for ya. Hope you loved it. I did, however, make sure to note one of the important things that came out of the whole e...

I’d Know That Look Anywhere

Misch Misch, can I ask you a question? Are you blazed? I mean, just a few days ago you were looking so fresh and pretty and now you're looking like your old self. I'm not accusing you of anything, but as a kinda-sorta friend, I want you to know that you can tell me the truth and I'm fine with it. It's totally fine with me, I don't care what you do with your life. But you know, if you're walking around looking like this and you're not just stoned, I'm going to have to assume that you're doing ...

Quotables

“When we were making it, the arguments on set were just amazing about whether mental infidelity is better or worse than physical infidelity. There was a huge gender divide on the question. Every single woman said that mental infidelity is 10 times worse than [an emotionless assignation]. And most men I spoke with said that it’s the physical act that would be the ultimate betrayal.” - Keira Knightly in the new issue of Elle, on her upcoming film Last Night. Since we love talking abo...

Nicki Minaj Makes Her Letterman Debut

Last night Robin Thicke and Nicki Minaj went to The Late Show with David Letterman to perform his new single from his album Sex Therapy: The Experience (Dave had a funny joke about that.) For a little over a year now I have been completely obsessed with this new female MC. She's signed to Young Money, Lil Wayne's label, you've probably heard her on the radio in the label's collaboration Bed Rock. I think she's pretty much the hottest chick rapper to hit the scene in ages. Not only is she hilari...

First Look at Ellen on Idol

OK, well it's not a lot, but you at least can get a taste for what it will be like when Ellen DeGeneres takes over for Paula Abdul next Tuesday on American Idol. I only saw the Boston auditions from this new season so far and I really really missed Paula, but Ellen could possibly be a hilarious addition to the judges panel. I don't think Ellen will ever be Simon levels of mean, but she won't be Paula's level of nice either. Are you going to be tuning in on Tuesday and what do you think the addition of Ellen will mean for the show?...

Dear Paris, It’s Not 2004 Anymore. Love, Molls

Paris Hilton was in New York yesterday filming a commercial for the Israeli lottery and it looks like homegirl still thinks she's living in the mid-00s. The hair, the big-ass bag, the leopard coat, the cheap-looking expensive dresses... Hasn't she been doing this bit for like, years now? Sure, sure... it's Paris' Barbie-like persona that made America start to care about her (the sex tape sealed the deal, of course) but girl, it's time for a reinvention. As far as I'm concerned, if she didn't ...

NBC’s Black History Month Lunch Causes Controversy

Yesterday Questlove, the drummer from The Roots, posted the above photo to his Twitter account. This is a real menu from the NBC cafeteria in New York, and the conclusion that everyone came to after seeing it is "THAT'S RACIST".  And you know, in a way, it does feel a little racist that they're serving what's widely considered to be "black people food" in an NBC cafeteria and saying it's to celebrate Black History Month. All that's missing from that menu is a watermelon slice and a grape soda,...

Leann Rimes is Afraid of Her Fans

Leann Rimes had one of her fans arrested yesterday. Not a stalker, a fan. Leann was leaving a doctor's office in Beverly Hills to a swarm of paparazzi when Queen on the Scene, LA's celebrity-loving homeless woman, ran up to Leanne to give her props. Here's what went down: Rimes was snapped holding her arms up in front of her face as she tried to fend off the superfan, telling her to "get out of the way". Officers from the Los Angeles Police Department soon came to Rimes' aid and arrested the woman for "aggressive solicitation", forcing her to leav...

Apparently This is Also a Fashion Blog

Scarlett Johansson, who kind of seems to have been more of a model than an actress the past couple of years, just shot an ad campaign for a clothing line called Mango that I had never heard of before today, but am now in love with. I am coveting that blue dress so hard and I wish I had the shoulders to pull off that trench coat-looking dress. And of course Scarlett herself is as gorgeous and hatable as ever. [gallery]...

I Want To Make This a Betty White Fansite

Betty White has been so awesome these days that it's going to suck even harder when she dies (I know that's morbid, but c'mon. I know there's someone else out there who was thinking the same thing.) I think she's getting funnier as she gets older or something, it's just ridiculous. Case in point: The teaser for her new Snickers Superbowl ad. Her face, her outfit, her impressive knee flexibility for a person her age... how can you not love this bitch? I can't wait to see* the rest. *I don't w...

Kate Gosselin’s Heading Back to The View

My favorite show, The View, has announced their newest series of guest co-hosts and it's really just more of the same. But in a good way. Joining the ladies will be Meghan McCain (barf, but it's sometimes fun in a "I hate the world" way to listen to her talk), Valerie Bertinelli, and Victoria Beckham, who apparently just does guest spots on talk shows and competitions now. And of course, Kate Gosselin, the woman with the seven-thousand dollar extensions who used to bone that wild moose, wil...
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