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"The whole family converted to Episcopalianism after my elder brother came out. Why should I support an organization that has a limited view of my beloved brother?" - Anne Hathaway tells British GQ about why she quit Catholicism after her brother announced he was gay....

This is Why We Like Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez, as far as young female starlets go, does not offend me in the slightest. She seems really sweet and she's a UNICEF ambassador and then last night she went and covered a song by the original Selena during her show at the San Antonio Rodeo. The real Selena, Selena Quintanilla-Pérez, is one of my favorite people ever. For Selena Gomez to pay homage to her and bring her music to the attention of a new generation of possible fans is very cool. Also, ummm... is that her on-again boyfri...

Dark Moon: Untold Stories of African-American Vampires

Check out this New Moon parody put out by Funny or Die called Dark Moon. Props to Eve for the lip biting and Brandon T. Jackson for his breathy Robert Pattinson. It doesn't matter if you're a lover or a hater of the Twilight franchise (or in my case, generally clueless), you'll find something in this you like....

Oh Damn! Rihanna Sneak Peek!

There's an 18 second preview out of Rihanna's "Rude Boy" video and it looks really good. There's kind of a 90s theme going on with the hair, make up and black-and-white background. And also, there's a zebra with balloons tied to it's head. And the song is one of the best of her new album. Thank goodness she did something about that hair....

More Sad News for The Kerrigan Family

The cause of Nancy Kerrigan's father's death was announced today and it does not look good for Nancy's brother Mark, who is currently in police custody for the incidents surrounding the death. From TMZ: According to the findings, Daniel Kerrigan died from cardiac dysrhythmia after suffering a neck injury during a physical altercation at his house. The Coroner says Daniel suffered a cartilage fracture to the larynx area, which was exacerbated by heart disease. That's essentially strangulation, guys. And yes, the death has been ruled a homicide. So ...

Matthew Knowles’ Love Child Was Born

Beyonce and Solange's dad Matthew Knowles is a dad once again. This time, probably to a much less remarkable child, but whatever. It's a little boy named Nixon and he was born last Thursday. The mother is Alexsandra Wright, a sometimes actress who you may remember slapped Matthew with a paternity suit last October. Alexsandra is going to court next week to try and squeeze some money out of Matthew, who at this point has not provided his former lover or child with any financial support. Matt...

OMG, I’m Dying Inside For Bradley Cooper

This is so embarrassing. I mean, this is truly the stuff that prom nightmares are made of. OK, so yesterday Bradley Cooper um... like, maybe applied some sort of self tanner? And he kind of missed the lower half  of his face? And there's kind of all these pictures of him floating around the Internet today of him with a half-Lohan/half-Ronson face at the premiere of Valentine's Day? Oh, God. I can't even imagine the pep talk he had to give himself before hitting that carpet. I wouldn't have e...

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“There’s not a better job on the planet than judging that fucking karaoke contest. It might be possible, we’ll see. They’d have to pay me a ton of dough because I already make a ton of dough.” - Howard Stern confirming that there is a chance he could take over Simon's seat at American Idol. I know Kelly expressed yesterday that she's not a huge Stern fan, but me? I LOVE Howard and I think that him becoming a judge on American Idol would be one of the best things to happen to television ever....

Donald Glover is Magic

You guys watch Community? OK, well, it's good and you should watch it if you don't, but if you do, you know Donald Glover, who plays Troy. During his downtime, Don recorded a mixtape under the name Childish Gambino and released it on his website for free. And it's sick. His lyrics are tight and funny and his skill level is surprisingly good. Rapping over bands like Grizzly Bear and Animal Collective, Childish Gambino tells us what it's like to be the most fashionable young TV actor in the game...

Kate Gosselin Was All Like, “Forget This Shit!”

Bored single woman with absolutely nothing to do, Kate Gosselin, finally gave in to the fact that she hated her seven-thousand dollar extensions and chopped them all off. It's unclear if the thought came to her after her tanning appointment or before her mani/pedi, but you know how us free-spirited single women are! When we have to do something about our look, we just have to do something about our look! What other priorities do we have beside making sure our shit's on point? Nothing. There's noth...

There’s Nothing Funny About This, You Monsters

OK, I'm sure it's a little funny to some of you and that's fine, but you should know that it makes you a bad person. Look at Kendra Wilkinson! My big-breasted girlfriend was seen crying her pretty little eyes out as she left the Superbowl stadium yesterday after watching her husbo more or less lose the big game for his team. The hysterics seem like a bit much considering, you know, he lost the Superbowl and it's a pretty big deal that he made it there in the first place, but you gotta love how su...

Sam and Linds Have Gone From Crazy to Crazy Abusive

We thought it was done between Lindsay and Samantha, but that's why we're a bunch of idiots. Of course these two can keep their hands off of each other... except this time it's less "heavy petting" and more "heavy beating", if you know what I mean. If you don't know what I mean, let me spell it out for you: These two broads have turned on each other and their relationship, according to sources, has gotten violent. From Radar: “One time I saw her [Lindsay] and she had a large welt on her h...
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