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"I decided for Valentine's Day I would do a special hair thing. I wanted to try to create a pink heart shape with my lower hair. It was painful. You had to bleach it first. There's something about bleach that feels like acid. Then I had to shave it. I was in so much pain, but I kept going and put the pink dye on and it went the wrong color." -Sandra Bullock tells British OK! about her worst Valentine's Day ever. Dare I ask if any of you can top that?...

Channing Tatum Tells Chelsea Handler About His Crispy Dick

The headline pretty much says it all, but in case you needed more backstory... It's so refreshing to see a hot dude be so comfortable talking about his ween....

You’d Think 22 Grand Would Mean More to an Unemployed Drug Addict

Lindsay Lohan was all smiles at LAX yesterday despite having just been issued a fine for 22-thousand dollars by an airline just a few days earlier. See, Lindsay was supposed to be some 77 year old millionaire's date to the Vienna Opera Ball but she ran two hours late to the airport because she was too busy shopping. The airline held the plane for her, which I didn't even know was legal, but slapped her with the hefty fine. Lindz wound up canceling on her geriatric John because she's classy li...

Holly Robinson Peete is Disgusted and Offended By John Mayer

Earlier this week a truly epic Playboy interview with John Mayer was released and it caused quite the public reaction. Between John spilling details on his relationships with Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston and his use of the most hated racial slur ever, not too many folks walked away from reading it unoffended. Especially upset about some of John's remarks is actress Holly Robinson Peete, who sat down with People to discuss what was said about her. Q: Would you have been so flattered by ...

Supposedly Tiger Woods Sucks at Rehab

Even though it's been reported widely that Tiger Woods is desperate to make it work with Elin after being caught in a cheating scandal, the National Enquirer has a different story. Of course. According to their new cover, Tiger not only cheated on his wife again while in rehab, but he refused to admit he had a problem. A source with inside scoop from the rehab center gave the Enquirer the following scoop: "I am NOT a sex addict!" A hostile Tiger Woods exploded with pent-up rage during sex a...

Khloe Kardashian is My Favorite Person

First of all, I just want to apologize for pulling these screen grabs from that mentally-ill hamface, but I didn't have a choice and you need to see this. OK! So, I pretty much think that Khloe Kardashian is one of the best people on the planet. The girl's completely unhinged and hilarious and everything I look for in the kind of person I want to pay attention to. For examps, check out what she did to her weenie brother Rob's Twitter page last night. It's so blatantly immature and ridiculous that you can't kind help but love the gr...

Jamie Lynn Spears Can Keep a Child Alive

There was a lot of speculation about Jamie Lynn Spears' ability to parent when the news first broke that she was pregnant. Not only was she a young teen, but she was Britney Spears' sister. Neither of those things exactly scream "parent potential". However, I am pleased to report after seeing these photos that Jamie Lynn has managed to keep her daughter Maddie alive. And they both look good! It seems like Jamie Lynn has adjusted well to life as a semi-normal Southern girl. [gallery]...

Shut Up, Carnie Wilson

Carnie Wilson is in the news again because she's unhappy with her weight. Although Carnie had gastric bypass surgery ten years ago, her weight is back up to 212 pounds. She's convinced that she's gotten so far off of her diet that she's now in need of professional intervention once again. Carnie gained a total of 131 pounds during her two pregnancies over the last four years, and she contributes a lot of her struggle to not being able to shed that weight. I swear to God I've been listening to Ca...

It’s Fashion Week Again

Yep. It's that time of the year yet again. The stars didn't come out for the first day like we'd hope, but lots and lots of C-list types made it out to the tents. Here's a question for you guys: Is something about the clothes in all of these photos very "1992" to you? I feel like that's where we're at, fashion wise. 1992. The colors, the cuts of the jackets. Half of these women look like they're wearing updated versions of costumes from Lifetime Original movies. [gallery]...

Finally The Juggalos Are Getting The Attention They Deserve

I have been WAY in to Juggalos for awhile now, but I haven't had many people to enjoy them with. That's been really unfortunate because Juggalos are sincerely one of the greatest forms of entertainment on the face of the planet. Juggalos aren't just funny because they dress like goth clowns and seem to think they're hard-asses, they've also built a huge community online that is one of the most supportive, familial groups on the Internet. Sure, they're a group that claims to love mass-murder and encourages ment...

NSFW In The Sense That You’ll Probably Start Masturbating As Soon As You Read This

[caption id="attachment_54467" align="alignnone" width="480" caption="Sweet Birthday Card via VideoGum"][caption id="attachment_54467" align="alignnone" width="480" caption="Sweet Birthday Card via VideoGum"][/caption] OMG, you guys! I can't believe I almost forgot! Today's the day that all of us horndog 20-and-30 something women and gay men have been waiting for... Taylor Lautner's 18th Birthday! You know, that means that it's legal for us to have sex with him in any state in the US AND he has complete control over his own finances. And he can buy cigarettes and porn! For you those of you who a...
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