Could it be true? Could it even be possible that the hunky chunk of man that I lust after all day could possibly have a small package? Sure, sure. Everyone who's ever slept with him has made claims recently that he's working with some lackluster man meat, but the pure sexuality that he radiates tells my heart otherwise.
First it was just his ex Hailey Glassman who described his junk to Stepping Out Magazine as "tiny, tiny, tiny." She said they would often discuss his tiny manhood explaining, "He s...
I'm sure that it didn't occur to Jenny McCarthy that I spent yesterday rolling around in piles of my own discarded tissues, fingers covered in Cheeto dust, watching Singles on repeat from the time I woke up to the time I eventually passed out from crying. I'm sure she didn't mean to remind me of that when she posted on her Twitter that her rich-ass movie star boyfriend, Jim Carey paid to have his love written in the sky. I hope those two whacky mother fuckers laughed their faces off looking at...
It's not news that PETA uses some pretty immature tactics to get across their pro-animal/anti-fur message, but I am shocked by some of the statements they made about the stars who topped their Worst Dressed List this year. Basically, all you had to do to be a contender is wear fur or skins and so, as you can imagine, real fashion experts probably wouldn't put these women on any such list.
PETA talked to Access Hollywood about their rankings and gave statements on each person who made the lis...
Uhhh, so this is awkward, but how hot does Dakota Fanning look in Vogue? I know, I know, she's like 17 and we pant like dogs at chicks this age or younger regularly, but Dakota! We've known her since she was a child! It's bizarre to see her all grown up, free of any kid-to-adult actor awkwardness that we usually see form stars and more talented than ever. Maybe she'll get a little wild once she's out of high school, but I think that Dakota's almost in the clear in terms of becoming another young ...
I know that airlines are being jerks about how much their passenger's luggage weighs, but how much the actual passengers weigh? I didn't think we were there yet.
Director Kevin Smith had quite the example made of himself on a Southwest flight the other day. He was told, when he was already buckled in to his seat aboard the plane, that his weight was a safety issue and that they'd have to put him on another flight. One outlet that covered the story reported the following:
According to Smit...
These do absolutely nothing for me, but I'm sure some of you Twilight freaks will be all hot and bothered by these Eclipse stills that have popped up on the Internet today. What's the deal with these two again? They're virgins? Do they bone in the book version of this movie? Should I be looking forward to a rash of vampire-obsessed pregnant teens in America within the next year or so?
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They always say that the best relationships are the ones where you can really be yourself, so that's why I gotta give Britney Spears and her man/agent Jason Trawick props. Look at them yesterday at Target. Britney (who's boobies look a little fake to me here in these pictures, so let me know what you think about that in the comments, please) isn't even wearing a bra and her weave is still kinda buck looking and yet she and that bro are holding each other's hands, just enjoying their sunny Satu...
So, I just read on People.com that the pregnant man is pregnant for the third time. Thomas Beatie, for those of you who don't remember because you're totally crazy, was in the news a couple years ago when he carried he and his wife's first child. Thomas was born a woman and underwent sex change surgery, but kept his reproductive organs. Nancy, his wife, is unable to carry children because of a hysterectomy, so the job of Baby Oven went to dad, who apparently loves it so much that they're doin...
A release date was announced today for Abandoned, a psychological horror thriller that was the last film actress Brittany Murphy worked on before she died. The movie is set to come out this summer and also stars Mimi Rogers and Dean Cain, whom I love very much. The producers of the film made the following statement about their late star on Friday, "Brittany will be deeply missed by everyone who worked on Abandoned. The film is a taut thriller which portrays Brittany's character as smart and...
Christina Aguilera is kind of sort of classy now for Christina Aguilera, but she still shows hints of the trashy little girl with the big voice that we first met back in 1999 on occasion. Remember when Christina was on MTV's Diary back in the day and there was that segment where she ordered about 30 dollars worth of fast food to consume entirely on her own? And in her first Rolling Stone interview where she ate that huge plate of nachos from Houston's? That chick loved gross food and that was ad...
Could it be true? Could it even be possible that the hunky chunk of man that I lust after all day could possibly have a small package? Sure, sure. Everyone who's ever slept with him has made claims recently that he's working with some lackluster man meat, but the pure sexuality that he radiates tells my heart otherwise.
First it was just his ex Hailey Glassman who described his junk to Stepping Out Magazine as "tiny, tiny, tiny." She said they would often discuss his tiny manhood explaining, "He s...
I'm sure that it didn't occur to Jenny McCarthy that I spent yesterday rolling around in piles of my own discarded tissues, fingers covered in Cheeto dust, watching Singles on repeat from the time I woke up to the time I eventually passed out from crying. I'm sure she didn't mean to remind me of that when she posted on her Twitter that her rich-ass movie star boyfriend, Jim Carey paid to have his love written in the sky. I hope those two whacky mother fuckers laughed their faces off looking at...
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It's not news that PETA uses some pretty immature tactics to get across their pro-animal/anti-fur message, but I am shocked by some of the statements they made about the stars who topped their Worst Dressed List this year. Basically, all you had to do to be a contender is wear fur or skins and so, as you can imagine, real fashion experts probably wouldn't put these women on any such list.
PETA talked to Access Hollywood about their rankings and gave statements on each person who made the lis...
Uhhh, so this is awkward, but how hot does Dakota Fanning look in Vogue? I know, I know, she's like 17 and we pant like dogs at chicks this age or younger regularly, but Dakota! We've known her since she was a child! It's bizarre to see her all grown up, free of any kid-to-adult actor awkwardness that we usually see form stars and more talented than ever. Maybe she'll get a little wild once she's out of high school, but I think that Dakota's almost in the clear in terms of becoming another young ...
I know that airlines are being jerks about how much their passenger's luggage weighs, but how much the actual passengers weigh? I didn't think we were there yet.
Director Kevin Smith had quite the example made of himself on a Southwest flight the other day. He was told, when he was already buckled in to his seat aboard the plane, that his weight was a safety issue and that they'd have to put him on another flight. One outlet that covered the story reported the following:
According to Smit...
These do absolutely nothing for me, but I'm sure some of you Twilight freaks will be all hot and bothered by these Eclipse stills that have popped up on the Internet today. What's the deal with these two again? They're virgins? Do they bone in the book version of this movie? Should I be looking forward to a rash of vampire-obsessed pregnant teens in America within the next year or so?
[gallery]...
They always say that the best relationships are the ones where you can really be yourself, so that's why I gotta give Britney Spears and her man/agent Jason Trawick props. Look at them yesterday at Target. Britney (who's boobies look a little fake to me here in these pictures, so let me know what you think about that in the comments, please) isn't even wearing a bra and her weave is still kinda buck looking and yet she and that bro are holding each other's hands, just enjoying their sunny Satu...
So, I just read on People.com that the pregnant man is pregnant for the third time. Thomas Beatie, for those of you who don't remember because you're totally crazy, was in the news a couple years ago when he carried he and his wife's first child. Thomas was born a woman and underwent sex change surgery, but kept his reproductive organs. Nancy, his wife, is unable to carry children because of a hysterectomy, so the job of Baby Oven went to dad, who apparently loves it so much that they're doin...
A release date was announced today for Abandoned, a psychological horror thriller that was the last film actress Brittany Murphy worked on before she died. The movie is set to come out this summer and also stars Mimi Rogers and Dean Cain, whom I love very much. The producers of the film made the following statement about their late star on Friday, "Brittany will be deeply missed by everyone who worked on Abandoned. The film is a taut thriller which portrays Brittany's character as smart and...
Christina Aguilera is kind of sort of classy now for Christina Aguilera, but she still shows hints of the trashy little girl with the big voice that we first met back in 1999 on occasion. Remember when Christina was on MTV's Diary back in the day and there was that segment where she ordered about 30 dollars worth of fast food to consume entirely on her own? And in her first Rolling Stone interview where she ate that huge plate of nachos from Houston's? That chick loved gross food and that was ad...