Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kourtney Kardashian Finally Gave That Loser The Boot

New mom Kourtney Kardashian had finally had it with her dumb-ass baby daddy, Scott Disick. Things have been going south with these two for quite some time, but now with their new baby, Scott's problem's were getting harder and harder to deal with. InTouch reports that most of Kourtney's issue with him was that he was unhelpful with the baby and quick to argue with her. One of Scott's friends told the magazine that he had regularly been harassing Kourtney for not losing her baby weight, and has even ...

A Fashion Show Fit For a (Drag) Queen

Last night's The A*Muse fashion show by Richie Rich in New York was quite a sight to see. Richie, who you probably know better as half of outrageous design team Heatherette, brought the aesthetic and the models he's famous for using to this show too, and while there's not a ton for us to look at here, it at least looks... crazy? Pamela Anderson, Amanda Lepore, Tinsley Mortimer, glitter, spandex...  I wouldn't bother you with fashion photos unless they were fun, promise. [gallery]...

Michael Lohan Throws His Daughter Under The Bus Just To See If She Still Bleeds

That Michael Lohan! What the hell would we do with out that guy? Here I was thinking this was going to be a crap news day with nothing fun to talk about and then BAM! Radar got Michael Lohan to say TERRIBLE things about his daughter in a public forum yet again. This time around Michael's talking about how badly Lindsay needs to go to rehab. Here are some quotes he gave the gossip site in a video interview: “My daughter needs rehab for at least 3 months. Come on… let’s face it, ther...

Tiger is Still Sniffing Around Like a Dog

Tiger Woods is far from being in the clear with his wife, but I guess that doesn't mean he can't hang out at their house. According to sources, Tiger has been spotted by neighbors on the property that he shares with his wife Elin and his two kids. From E! News: The insider doesn't know how long the open-door policy has been in place, but "as of this week," Woods has been coming and going. No word on whether Elin and the kids were anywhere in the vicinity when he was there. In fact, the possibly tournament-hungry golf star stopped by earlier Wednesday, before he work...

Justin Bieber Makes Babies Weep

Whoever posted this amazing video of their 3-year old daughter sobbing over Justin Bieber doesn't understand how viral they could be going right if it was embeddable. You have to click through on this link to watch, but trust me, it's so very worth it. I don't even know what to say about this other than, "Girl. That's exactly how I used to feel about Eric from the Little Mermaid."...

All In a Day’s Work

What did you do yesterday? Probably dropped the kids off at school, worked all day, drove home, made dinner, made sure your brats did their homework and then sometime after Lost, passed out from a long day? Figures. Want to know how Mischa Barton spent the majority of her Tuesday? With her ass parked in a salon chair because she was "going blonde". The girl spent eight hours with her hairstylist yesterday lightening her locks and probably doing what she loves best, staring blankly. There was on...

Quotables

“Was I satisfied? Yeah, well… I mean, I come from a world where I’m not on covers and I’m not in magazines at all. And so I was happy to be in the magazine. At first I thought, ‘Hmm, should I be there? Then I very quickly got over it. I think if I were a part of that shoot I would have felt a little left out anyway. I would have felt a little like… whether or not I should have been there. [It] doesn’t matter, because I wasn’t on it and I’m excited to be mentioned anywhere, ...

If Avril Lavigne is Really Dating Brody Jenner, Than That’s the Saddest Thing I Have Ever Heard

When most chicks become single for the first time in a long time, they go out of their way to try and get a dick upgrade. What's the point of divorcing your loser husband if you're going to go out and date even bigger losers than him, right? Well, Avril don't play that, you guys. In fact, she plays the opposite game and she plays it really hard because now she's rumored to be dating one the biggest douches on the planet, Brody Jenner. A source told E! News about the couple, "They're hooking up,...

Coroner Releases Alexander McQueen’s Cause of Death

A week after beloved fashion designer Alexander McQueen's suicide was announced, we now know how he did it. The British coroner's office responsible for investigating Alexander's death has announced that he hung himself. The coroner also reported that a note was found at the scene, but that the details of the note will not be released. I'm almost afraid to admit that my first thought upon hearing this news was that maybe he got the idea from his ultimate muse, Lady Gaga, who dramatically h...

I Found You a Hot French Babe to Look At

Marion Cotillard is an amazing actress, but perhaps even more importantly, she is a babe. If you saw her Oscar acceptance speech from 2008, you would agree that there's a pretty good chance she's the cutest thing to ever exist on the planet. These artsy shots of her in AnOther Magazine show off a different side to the La Vie En Rose and Nine star. [gallery]...

Don’t Fuck With Kim Basinger

If I wasn't a hardcore member of Team Baldwin, you know I'd be tipping my hat to this crazy bitch for her next-level revenge tactics. Kim Basinger, as it turns out, is relentless. She will stop at nothing to make her ex-husband miserable, including ratting him out to the paparazzi. Digging through Paris Hilton's old bag of tricks, are we? From the Chicago Sun Times: A major New York paparazzo claims he and other shutterbugs were tipped off by Basinger about daughter Ireland calling 911 last ...

Brittany Murphy’s Father Was Denied Access To Her Gravesite

Angelo Bertolotti, Brittany Murphy's father, is making claims that he was kicked out of the Forest Lawn Cemetery recently when he tried to visit his late daughter's grave. According to Angelo, after asking several Forest Lawn employees where Brittany's grave site was, he was sent to the cemetery's main offices where they refused to give him any information about his daughter. Although Angelo had proof with him that he is actually Brittany's dad and not a crazy stalker, he was still denied the inf...