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Cleanse Your Brain of Taylor Swift’s Sissy Mantras

So I came across this parody of Taylor Swift songs this morning and I think I like it a lot better than anything the actual artist has ever done. After this article came out essentially putting Taylor in her place as a bad role model for young girls (I completely agree), this video showed up on YouTube. The songwriter's message in this video is that Taylor's "I'm so broken hearted that the cool guy doesn't like me because I'm not a whore"-message is not only completely immature, but it's pathet...

Travis Barker’s Sunday Breakfast Ended With Him Slashing Someone’s Tires

Travis Barker is the latest celebrity to fight with the paparazzi over his kids. The former Blink-182 drummer took his munchkins out to grab some breakfast yesterday in LA, but a couple persistent paps made it impossible for him to enjoy his meal. It got to the point where Travis was so pissed that he got up from his meal to throw some punches, except, uh... the offending photographer was gone and Travis just wound up going nuts on some other, more innocent photogs. Travis smashed a camera, spit on ...

Kristen Stewart Keeps it Real, I Guess?

Kristen Stewart won a the Orange Rising Star award at the BAFTA awards last night and her acceptance speech was... awkward. It's not that I expect more from Kristen. She's proven herself to be somewhat of a poor public speaker, but this she's accepting an award and she hardly cracked a smile. I suppose we're going to have to get used to a starlet who refuses to fake it for the cameras....

Gwen Almost Drops Trou in the Middle of Beverly Hills

Gwen Stefani's fashions are normally on point and perfectly fitted, but she had one hell of a struggle with these complicated-looking pants while taking her son Kingston to the dentist yesterday. From the moment she stepped out of the car she seemed concentrated on keeping her pants off the ground. That must have been an anxiety-filled couple of minutes as she made her way in to the office in front of all that paparazzi. [gallery]...

Quotables

"I thought the line 'I am the daughter of the former governor of Alaska' was very funny. I think the word is "sarcasm". In my family we think laughing is good. My parents raised me to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life. My mother did not carry me around under her arm like a loaf of French bread the way former Governor Palin carries her son Trig around looking for sympathy and votes." - Andrea Fay Friedman, the actress with down syndrome whose voice was featured on last week's ...

Jay-Z Does Not Find You Amusing

The other night at the NY Knicks vs. Chicago Bulls game, Knicks superfan Jay-Z was treated to a special performance by the other team's mascot. During a break in the game, Bulls mascot Benny boldly walked over to Jay-Z while his wife's hit "Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It)" was playing and proceeded to do the famous dance from the music video. Jay happened to be sitting with Diddy and Diddy's son, and the three of them remained mostly deadpan while this was happening. However, if you look close, I'm pretty sure Jay looks a little bit li...

Lil Wayne Has Eight Root Canals in One Day to Prepare For Prison

Rappers usually brag about having been shot to show how tough they are, but I think Lil Wayne has the one thing that can top them all: Homeboy sat through eight root canals in just one day so that his mouth would be prepared for prison. They also fixed up Weezey's grill and replaced some bad implants. It's said that he has very few of his original teeth remaining. The dental surgery was so important that Wayne was given a week-long extension to recover before he starts his one-year sentence...

Cameras Catch Every Moment Of Hilary Duff’s Proposal

Celebrities can complain all they'd like about constantly being documented by the paparazzi, but they have to admit that it must be pretty nice to have certain moments caught shot-by-shot while their not even paying attention. Yesterday some photogs in Hawaii happened to be there while Hilary Duff's boyfriend, Mike Comrie was proposing to her. The whole scene looked so perfect that it may as well have been ripped out of one of those horrible romantic comedies Hil has been making ever since she...

Say It Like You Mean It, Tiger

Tiger Woods gave his public apology today (the full 14-minute video is here) and I'm not buying it. After greeting the press, Tiger started with the statement, "I am deeply sorry for my irresponsible and selfish behavior I indulged in," and continued on to give general apology-like statements for cheating on his wife with over fourteen women. It seemed to me that his apology lacked proper emotion considering what he was apologizing for. He hit every point he needed to (selfishness, admitting his ...

Gary Coleman Freaks Out on The Insider

I think Gary Coleman makes me sad. My gut instinct is to laugh at him, but when I think about it, there's really nothing funny about a child actor who's grown up to be the kind of person who tells an Insider interviewer to "go to hell." If you haven't caught this interview that aired earlier this week, you must. Gary is being grilled on his domestic abuse charges by a table of women wearing updated power suits and the guy just loses it. I don't think that I've ever seen anyone mouth off to s...

Olivia Wilde is The People’s Babe

As far as babes-of-the-moment go, I am loving Olivia Wilde. She's not a big mouthed idiot like Megan Fox, I really have no idea what she's doing work-wise which implies to me that she's not overexposed and she doesn't give me that "I'll fuck your boyfriend while you watch" vibe that I get from Scarlett Johansson. Check her out in these photos from the March issue of Elle Magazine if you don't know what I mean. [gallery]...

Quotables

"I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems. On the cross, he forgave the people who crucified him. Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving. I don't know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East -- you're as good as dead." - Elton John tells Parade Magazine his version of Christianity. I'm sure absolutely no one will cause a stir about this... NOT!...
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