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Chris Brown’s a Baby

You know who needs to disappear? Chris Brown. That fool just cannot help himself. He's still talking about how the whole "beating up Rihanna" thing was really hard on his reputation and that he's actually a really nice guy. This morning he did that whole routine for the Mojo in the Morning radio show and he attempted to keep his shit relevant by relating himself to another bro we all hate right now, Tiger Woods. "I think it’s cool man, I think people always deserve a second chance, and I k...

Quotables

"We can't arrive at the same time because of the fans. It goes crazy. This was supposed to be a public appearance as a couple but it's impossible. We are here together and it's a public event but it's not easy. We have to do all this stuff to avoid attention." - Robert Pattinson finally admits that he's totally dating Kristen Stewart in The Sun....

The Babes Came Out For Burberry Last Night

Two of my favorite skinny bitches, Mary Kate Olsen and Kate Hudson, hit up the Burberry fashion show last night in London and they were looking fierce. I always love the way Mary Kate pulls herself together (make fun of me all you want), but last night she looked exceptionally pretty in all black. Also? Has that girl's face looked that healthy since she was Michelle Tanner or what? Kate Hudson also shut it down with a completely different look. The actress wore a gorgeous green dress that showed ...

Lindsay Lohan Brings The Crazy Heat For Part Two of Sun Interview

Lindsay Lohan's interview with The Sun is so bananas that yesterday I didn't even believe that it was real. Turns out that not only is it real, but yesterday was just the tip of the iceberg. Today we get part two of the interview and this is where we get to the juicy stuff, namely Lindz famously tumultuous relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson. Once again, let's just skip to the best quotes: "I never really thought about women before, it kind of just happened with Samantha. It surprised me....

Whitney Houston’s Crappy Show Leaves Australian Fans Disappointed

Whitney Houston kicked off her tour last night in Brisbane, Australia and oh man, she sucked. At least that's the general consensus from concert goers and those who have caught bootleg videos on YouTube. Whitney, who is shockingly only 46 years old (two years younger than my mother!), got breathy and exhausted about two songs in and then coughed throughout most of the show. However, her promoter, Andrew McManus, thinks that if you have a problem with Whitney's stage behavior, that's your ow...

Television Programs Finally Casting People Who Have No Business Being On Television

Bristol Palin has landed her first acting gig. Thank God. I have spent the last year and a half of my life unsure of wether or not Bristol Palin can deliver flawless dialogue. When her episode of Secret Life of the American Teenager airs, I will probably be granted my first full night's sleep since I first saw the teenage mother. I knew- just knew- that it would only be a matter of time before Hollywood scooped her up and put her right where she belongs. From People: The appearance will mar...

Are You Going To Bother With Parenthood?

I am a huge fan of the 1989 Steve Martin movie Parenthood, so I was less than thrilled that the bright folks over at NBC decided to remake the classic comedy in to a TV show. Normally movie-to-TV (and TV-to-movie) remakes bum me out. There's just never the same flavor there that made me love the original. However, after catching a preview for the show this weekend, my hopes are slightly higher. If you forget for a second that they're trying to improve upon what I consider to be one of the funn...

The New Kanye Video Freaks Me Out

Kanye West has made some pretty "artistic" videos (see: Flashing Lights) but his new video for Coldest Winter tops them all. Yes, it is beautifully shot and it must have cost a complete fortune to make, but I'm not sure if I'm a fan of watching a sad woman who kind of looks like my friend's girlfriend running through the woods. In terms of music videos out there today though, this may be the best one I've seen in a minute. KANYE WEST "Coldest Winter" Directed by: NABIL "ITUNES link below" from nab...

Send Them Back!

I swiped these pictures of Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt from JustJared so I could show you how surprisingly not adorable the twins turned out to be. Well, they're no Shiloh, anyway. Sure, sure. They're still above average-looking and will probably grow up to be obnoxiously foxy adults, but for right now I am finding comfort in the fact that not everything that comes out of Angelina Jolie's body is perfect. Let me have that. [gallery]...

Oops.

I guess Brooke Mueller was pretty upset that someone at the rehab center where she was being treated for crack addiction leaked her info, because babygirl checked herself out. From TMZ: Sources tell TMZ Brooke is no longer at The Canyon in Malibu, after someone from the staff sent a patient admissions document to various members of the media -- including TMZ. The document is very specific about the circumstances surrounding Brooke's admission. We declined to publish it. We're told the f...

Shayne Lamas Isn’t Looking So Hot

Remember Shayne Lamas? The daughter of Lorenzo Lamas who won The Bachelor a few years ago? Last night she was photographed on her way in to her father's engagement party at Mr. Chow and she did not look as cute as I remembered her. In fact, she looked kind of beat. Tough couple of years, Shayne? [gallery]...

Outrageous Quotes From Lindsay Lohan’s Sun Interview

Lindsay Lohan did an interview with UK's The Sun, and it's so honest that I don't even believe that it's real. We've been waiting for years for Lindsay to just admit outright that she at least used to be a cokehead, but she's never been that specific until now. I'm just going to share with you some of the best quotes and then you tell me if you think this could possibly be a legit interview: "When my father was going public, that's when I hit rock bottom. I abused substances too much and it...
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