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Previews for Jessica Simpson’s New Show

Jessica Simpson has a new show coming to VH1 called The Price of Beauty and I will most definitely be watching it. Why? I love Jessica Simpson because she's quirky and adorable and I'll watch anything she does. Also, it looks like it might be good for women or something. The show has an interesting concept, especially for something put out by VH1. Jessica travels around to different countries to find out what their idea of beauty is. In this preview, we see Jessica visit a "fat hut", where...

Tiger Woods is Addicted to More Than Just Sluts

The skeletons! The skeletons keep coming out of this man's closet and I love it! Soon we're going to find out that this dude is a regular at furry conventions and that he has some crazy sex room in his house filled with bronzed strap-ons! Tiger Woods is back in rehab, but this time he's getting treated for a more traditional addiction: Pills. Yup, turns out that while he was in rehab for sex addiction, Tiger also copped to the fact that he was poppin' pills, specifically Ambien and Vicodin. Damn...

Never Forget That Jon Voight is The Original Michael Lohan

Jon Voight and Angelia Jolie recently reconciled after years of not speaking, and you'd think that Jon would have learned a thing or two about keeping his mouth shut over the years, but luckily he didn't. Luckily for us, I mean. I'm sure it's a living hell for Angelina to have a father like this. The actor went to Radar Online to discuss his reunion with Angelina and while he's not exactly a pro like Michael Lohan when it comes to ruining his daughter's life, the guy's not bad. Here are some cho...

Welcome Back, CoCo!

If any of you out there are experiencing massive Conan O'Brien withdrawals, I've got a temporary solution for you: Conan's finally on Twitter. So far all he's got up is this one Tweet as well as a chuckle-worthy bio that reads, "I had a show. Then I had a different show. Now I have a Twitter account." Too true, Conan. Too true. Conan's been signed up to use Twitter for less than a full day, but he already has close to 300,000 followers. Pretty impressive. The guy who got him fired from his ...

Terry Richardson Knows All About The Dirty Jerz

The guys from Jersey Shore were recently treated to a photo session with the eccentric and wild Terry Richardson (that's his blog, BTW. You should follow it if you don't already.) The photos are priceless because, as usual, Terry manages to get a little extra something special out of his subjects. My favorite from the set? A close up of the magic that is Pauly D's hair. [gallery]...

Lily Allen is Quitting Music to Sell Used Clothes

Lily Allen's been saying for awhile that she wants to quit music and have a normal little life, but I didn't actually think she'd go through with it. Turns out that her last gig will be on March 7th at the O2 Arena in London and that she'll occupy herself  by running a vintage line with her half-sister Sarah Owens. Lily says she's been working on the line for awhile and that she and her sister are looking for the perfect storefront in London to run their business out of. Lily fans who can't wait to get their mitts on her designs can purchase things at the pop-up shop they're running ...

Quotables

"I'm having a party in this weird office, hanging out with you, totally sober. If you mean 'party girl' like, at a club with a short skirt on with no underwear, then no. I've gotten drunk before but never gotten a DUI. I don't go to clubs. I try not to let my vagina hang out. I don't do drugs, but I think I'm a walking good time and I talk kind of funny, so people think I'm messed up all the time. I'm not." - Ke$ha sets the record straight in Billboard about her party girl image....

No Internet Trend is Safe From Ashton Kutcher

[caption id="attachment_55023" align="alignnone" width="499" caption="via Guest of a Guest"][caption id="attachment_55023" align="alignnone" width="499" caption="via Guest of a Guest"][/caption] For those of you who've been sleeping, ChatRoulette is the craziest/creepiest thing to happen to the Internet in forever. You log on and are given a random person to talk to via video and audio chat. Most of the time you just wind up watching a bunch of creepy dudes masturbate, but sometimes you also strike gold. Probably the best example I've seen of this is the chat some college bro had with ...

Who The Hell Are You Two Trying To Convince?

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie want us to know that not only are they soooo not breaking up, but they love each other enough to suck face in the middle of the street. Does it matter if their kids are there? No! Let them see the love that mommy and daddy share! Does it matter that there's a strange man taking their photo across the street? All the better! Let these two crazy-in-love fools show the rest of the world how to do the damn thing. I give them another year, tops. [gallery]...

Welcome Home, Mark Kerrigan!

Well, this is awkward. So you know how Nancy Kerrigan's brother Mark is probably responsible for their father Dan's death? Because Mark strangled Dan over the right to use the home telephone? OK, well, the Kerrigan family is convinced that Dan actually died from some pre-existing problem and so they've bailed out Mark and he's living at home with his mom again. From People: Kerrigan, 45, was released from Bridgewater State Hospital on Tuesday and was returned to the county jail for the n...

Charlie Sheen is in Rehab. Duh.

Charlie Sheen bit the bullet this week and checked himself in to a rehabilitation center as a "preventative measure". The actor, whose wife is currently trying to beat a crack addiction, is said to be very stressed by the domestic violence charges looming over his head and was afraid he'd fall off the wagon harder than ever before. People in Charlie's crew are saying that this is legit, though. Supposedly he's not hitting the bottle again and he just wants to make sure that he doesn't mess his...
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