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“I don’t think that’s fair at all for people who are going to see the show. I think if you are going to be a singer, you should sing. If you are going to be a dancer, you should dance. If you are going to do a combination of the two, you should make it very clear when you are singing and very clear when you are dancing. I would never do that to my fans. No offense to her specifically but people have asked me before to mime. I have been up at three in the morning for a television show wi...

Ryan O’Neal Barred From Visiting Redmond in Rehab

It's a great week for Hollywood parents. Michael Douglas was accused of turning his son in to a drug addict, Brooke Mueller's friends are saying she turned to crack under the pressure of motherhood and we've just learned that Ryan O'Neal isn't allowed to visit his son in rehab because it's not in Redmond's best interest. So yeah, I would say you should probably have another kid, Tom and Katie. A source told Radar Online that the judge was not messing around when it came to Redmond getting treatment this time around. That includes keeping him away from any negativ...

The ‘Stars’ Have Already Started Dancing

Nicole Scherzinger and her partner (last year's winner) Derek Hough are already hard at work on their routines for Dancing with the Stars. I'm not sure that the two were able to get much real work in with photographers looking on, but I think these two will be just fine without a ton of practice. In fact, wouldn't you say it's almost unfair that Nicole and Derek are allowed to be partners? Nicole obviously has dance background from her days with the Pussycat Dolls and Derek took his partner to...

Motherhood Drove Brooke Mueller Back to Crack

We're all wondering what the hell went wrong in the Sheen/Mueller household and friends of Brooke may finally have answers. Postpartum depression! Classic! A pal of Brooke's spoke to Us Weekly: A family friend says that Brooke's relapse to drugs began shortly after the twins' birth. Born severely underweight, young Max was hospitalized for weeks. "It was a really scary situation for a new mom -- for any new mom -- and at that point she went back to her comfort zone...she resorted to the way she handled stress in the past." Hey! OK! So if this story is remotely the truth, t...

The Caddie is Always The Last to Know

Steve Williams, Tiger Woods' New Zeland caddie is just another person you can add to the list of people who are angry at Tiger Woods. Steve has been bombarded since news broke of Tiger's cheating, but he was as much in the dark as the rest of us and he went on a New Zealand show called 60 Minutes to say as much: “It’s been the most difficult time of my life, no two ways about it, because every single person believed that I should know or did know or had something to do with it,” Willi...

I Have Never Been So Upset In My Life

I hate Dane Cook. I know, he's the most easily hated person in the history of people who aren't Hitler, but I honestly can't stand the guy. It's so multilayered. He's unfunny. This took a couple years for me to figure out because I was young and impressionable (maybe 14?) when he hit the scene and he's from my part of Massachusetts. I probably do feel extra pissed because it admittedly took me a couple years to figure out that the guy never tells jokes. He says things that sound like jokes in...

Lil Wayne is Never Going to Jail

Lil Wayne was scheduled to report to jail about a week ago, but the oral surgery he needed before he spent a year locked up kept him out of there for an extra week. His sentencing date was moved to yesterday, but in some crazy twist of fate, the courthouse caught on fire and so everything got bumped up until today. Well, the judge had some time to think about it, and since the damage from the fire was pretty bad, she pushed Wayne's appointment back until Monday. By the time his ass is finally...

A Bunch of Funny People Made an Internet Video For You

Funny or Die's Presidential Reunion from Will Ferrell SNL alum Fred Armisen, Will Ferrell, Dana Carvey, Darrell Hammond, Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd, Maya Rudolph, and In Living Color alum Jim Carey got with Americans for Financial Reform to urge Congress to act on financial reform... with a hilarious Internet video. Did I laugh out loud? Not even once. But you know, that's not really why you watch these things in the first place, right? Maya Rudolph always elicits giggles, though....

Lady Gaga’s London Outfits Keep Getting Crazier

What happens when Lady Gaga runs out of Gaga? I mean, what's this chick gonna do once she's run out of wild things to wear on her head? She already doesn't wear pants and tops she wears more and more sparingly by the day. I'm all for fun fashion, but seriously! This lady is going to run out of ways to shock us. And then what? Do we have to start liking Britney Spears again? Slow your roll, Gaga. [gallery]...

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"I write a lot and it's very therapeutic for me because then I can see what's happening on paper. I've started writing a book. It's going to take a while, all my life experiences. I started writing it a year ago. There's a lot to put down, you know?" -Lindsay Lohan tells OK! that she's working on a book. A lot to put down? Yeah, we know....

Don’t Come Between a Man With a Beautiful Voice and His Pinkberry

We all sneak snacks in to movies, right? Sure, technically it's against the rules, but it should be against the law for them to charge you four dollars for a bag of Sour Patch Kids, right? It's a fairly common practice. However, today Seal and his wife Heidi Klum are making headlines over Seal's reluctance to give up his Pinkberry at the doors of a Los Angeles theater. The story goes like this: Seal and Heidi roll up to an AMC in Burbank, and Seal has a big container of Pinkberry that he's bee...
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