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The Two Corey Will Not Reunite For a Final Time

Corey Feldman will not be attending the funeral of his  BFF and frequent co-star, Corey Haim. The two have had a rocky relationship for quite some time, but supposedly that was behind them. Feldawg's reason for staying clear of the Haimster's funeral? He doesn't want to start a media frenzy. Feldman's statement about his decision to skip the burial: In the days following my best friend Corey Haim's death, I have spent much time with his mother Judy, who has always been like a mother to me. I would love nothing more than to be by her side ...

Amanda Seyfried Looks Good As Hell In Esquire

Uh, well, it's not exactly the slowest news day, but it would be a real shame if I didn't post these delightfully racy photos of Amanda Seyfried from Esquire that have been floating around the web. I knew she was kind of a sleeper hit babe. Here's a round up of some other news in case these photos don't do it for you (but FYI, if that's the case, I don't wanna know ya!): A Minnesota-based celebrity memorabilia site is picking up the tab for Corey Haim's funeral. Even in death the guy is a ...

I Feel Like They’re Trying To Get Snookie Killed

Even though Jersey Shore was an outrage to the Italian American community, an Italian network has just picked up the first season of the series. It will start airing on March 22, so get ready to find out that Snooki was found floating in some river on March 23rd. Maybe the 24th. Who can be sure? The show was so offensive to Italians in the US that the New Jersey Italian and Italian American Heritage Commission wrote to Viacom (MTV's parent company) asking them to pull the plug on the "rea...

Do You Think a Single Father Has Been Dressing Dannielynn?

Sunday is a day for reflection, so I think we should all take a moment out to check in on Anna Nicole's daughter, Dannielynn Birkhead. Dannie went to the park with her father Larry Birkhead in Los Angeles yesterday and it looks like the two of them are doing just fine. For the most part, anyway. Only a single father would bring his daughter out of the house in jeans covered in fake flowers, and you know that's true. Poor guy's just trying to do right by his kid, but those pants... those are h...

Jessica Simpson Giggles During Meditation

I haven't been keeping up with Jessica Simpson's new show The Price of Beauty, but every time I see a clip online, I wind up laughing. I love that Jessica Simpson. I'm going to keep telling you that until you all love her, too. That's how it works, right? In this clip above, Jessica meets a Buddhist monk and she, along with her BFFs CaCee and Ken, sit in for a long meditation with him. Well, the process takes longer than expected and of course! Of course! Of course Jessica can't keep her s...

Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas Have Fun Virgin Times Together

Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas are totally dating, you guys. Demi spilled the beans yesterday in an interview with Billy Bush and called Joe, "perfect". Ugh. Here's how it played out: BB: Have you ever dated a Jonas Brother? DL: Um, maybe? BB: Which one? Joe? DL: Yeah. He's actually… he's my best friend. BB: So you guys went from boyfriend-girlfriend to best friends? DL: No kind of the opposite. BB: Oh? So you're dating him now? DL: Umm, yeah he is my best friend and he is incredible. I don't know ...

Ross is Getting Married

David Schwimmer aka The Schwimdawg is getting married to his girl, Zoe Buckman. It will be a first marriage for both the 43-year old actor and 24-year old Zoe. The two reportedly met while Schwimmer was in London directing the movie Run Fatboy Run. No one cares about David Schwimmer getting married, I know, but I want to know more about this Zoe Buckman. She's a 24 year old photographer who's marrying a 43 year old dude I watched on TV my whole life. This chick is younger than me! How'd she ...

Millions of Milkshakes Continues to Make Non-Famous People Think They’re Famous

Aubrey O'Day, who I will always remember as one of the most unfortunate looking people on that show Making the Band, was at Millions of Milkshakes in Hollywood to introduce her special "celebrity milkshake". Millions of Milkshakes is one of those touristy places in the middle of West Hollywood that thrives on it's "celebrity" guests. When it first opened up, they'd get people like Miley to come in and make a shake. Now they're down to the Aubrey O'Days of the world and it's just sad. The worst part ...

Corey Haim Connected to Massive Drug Ring

Corey Haim passed away earlier this week and while investigating his death, authorities have uncovered that the actor was involved with a huge prescription drug ring. From TMZ: State Attorney General Jerry Brown says his office is conducting a probe of Haim's death because an unauthorized prescription in his name was found during a probe of fraudulent drug-prescription pads in San Diego. Brown said the prescription drug ring under investigation operates by ordering prescription drug pads from authorized vendors using stolen doc...

Caption This!

Renee Zellweger seemed to have a series of unfortunate events as she left lunch in Venice. First she ran in to this weird dude in the photo above, then she struggled to find her keys in her big purse as she made her way to the car. Eventually she just had to squat down and really dig in there. Isn't that always the way with these big purses, ladies? [gallery]...

Taylor Swift Gets a Gay Makeover

There's a formula to making what will be a successful YouTube video. Take something everybody loves and add something else that everybody loves. You know, like babies saying adult things or gay guys romping around to a Miley Cyrus hit. Rinse and repeat, it works almost every time. And that's exactly why this video of a group of gay college boys knew exactly what they were doing when they made this fabulous remake of the most popular Taylor Swift song. These guys have been doing their homework and the video's pretty well-made. Check it out...
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