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Tina Fey is Hot, Thought You Knew

Tina Fey is KILLING IT in this month's Esquire. Killing it. Of course the interview is funny as hell (On what she thinks Twitter seems like: "a busman's holiday: just more writing. I have no plans to do it. I'll just stick with my 24/7 webcam. I'm old-fashioned that way." and what she thinks will happen to her level of fame: "[It] will drop back down. I think it'll recede. In fact, I know it will. That's life on planet earth. And I'm okay with that. Besides getting tables at restaurants and sp...

Mackenzie Phillips Went and Wrecked Her Face

Mackenzie Phillips has been in the news quite a bit this year for shocking (but not so shocking) behavior. First she went on Oprah to talk about her consensual sexual relationship with her now deceased father, then she wound up on Celebrity Rehab. Well, here's another one to add to the list: Homegirl got a new face. In the spirit of Heidi Montag and bitches with low self-esteem everywhere, Mackenzie went and ruined her appropriately aged face by filling full of rat testicles and stapling it in places where faces shouldn't be stapled. I'm al...

Britney Spears and Her Agent BF May Not Be Toast

It was reported earlier this week that Britney Spears and her man Jason Trawick were dunzo, but that might not be the case. According to sources close to to Britney, Jason was seen over at her place this past weekend and the supposedly-off couple was also spotted at an LA hotel together. According to the source, they're doing the "on/off" thing, which I'm sure we all know is probably totally (not) healthy for Spears, whose prone to acting all kinds of unstable. The source continued on to say,"Mo...

The Unluck of The Non-Irish

Kate Gosselin's Pennsylvania Dutch, duh. Obviously homegirl had a rough time making it across NYC today on foot. First she had a pack of photographers following her (not that she minded, I'm sure) and then she got detoured by the St. Patty's (OR PADDY'S! DON'T SHIT YOURSELF IN THE COMMENTS! PICK WHICHEVER ONE YOU LIKE AND GO WITH THAT!) Day parade. Also, I'm going to get drunk at lunch today. Just wanted to let you guys know. [gallery]...

If You’re Not Down With Public Intoxication, You’re Not Down With Me

While looking through YouTube trying to find you guys a little something something to pay tribute to my people on their day (that'd be the Irish and St. Patrick's Day, duh), I came across this news clip from New Haven, CT local news. Turns out that this year, for the first time ever, the police are cracking down on public drinking during the annual St. Patty's Day parade. Um, whack? Look, I get it. People get drunk and they smash mailboxes and it's harder to watch them so more police have to be out and that might mean some people are work...

Kendra Wilkinson Complains That She Hasn’t Lost ‘One Pound’ Since The Birth of Hank Jr.

I am an above average-lover of Kendra Wilkinson, and this is a little bit embarrassing for me to admit, but I didn't watch a single episode of the first season of Kendra without breaking in to tears. I'm rooting for the girl, you know? She's spunky and she tries and you really can't ask for more than that. Anyway, I just caught this clip of Kendra on Hulu and I have to say, even for fake celebreality plots, this one is a little trite. In the clip above, you see Kendra putting on a Sauna Suit in attempt to ...

Miley Cyrus Reminds Us That Teenagers Are Idiots About Love

Miley Cyrus is 17 years old, so it makes sense that she hasn't exactly figured out the whole dating game. Or, you know, not-game. The unfortunate  thing about that is that she makes statements to the press about her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth like, "I think when you're trying to play it cool and you're like, 'Oh, I won't text back for like the next hour,' that's when you know it's more serious. You have no idea how many times I was like, 'Oh he called. I'm not going to call back tomorrow.' When it ge...

Quotables

"That distracts from what you do and what you work really hard at which is our movies, our television shows. It's almost like another job that you have not chosen to be a part of. It's like a soap opera that you did not sign up for." - Jennifer Aniston continues to not understand the majority of her appeal....

Katherine Heigl’s Brunette Locks: Yes or No?

We've pretty much always seen Katherine Heigl with the same sunny blonde 'do, so it's strange to see these photos of the actress lunching in LA with a much darker mop. Personally, I don't hate the look but I think Katherine always looks best as a blonde, maybe even with a little bit of red. She definitely looks more like a mommy, though. [gallery]...

Kirstie Alley Defends Her Scientology-Linked Weight Loss Plan

Kirstie Alley went on the Today Show to promote her new television show and weight loss line and things didn't go exactly as plan. In fact, it turned out to be just another example of a member of the Church of Scientology going batshit when asked about their religion. A very slurry Kirstie explained that the there was absolutely no connection between her weight loss program and the church of Scientology and that confusion about their involvement springs from the fact that Kirstie's accountant is a "S...

Quotables

Tila Tequila had looked everywhere, but she could not find her pills. 'I need to take my medication. My happy pills,' she said, as she pushed aside some of the empty Red Bull cans that were strewn about her Studio City house. She wouldn't name the medication but explained, 'Just so much has been going on, my doctor has been giving me stuff to help me cope.'" - The absolutely enthralling opening paragraph on the LA Times feature on Tila Tequila. It's a must-read, folks. Meet you back here in...

Charlie Sheen is “Not Guilty”, As In “His Wife Forgave Him”

Charlie Sheen entered a plea of "not guilty" in the Aspen court where he was due to follow up on the charges that were pressed against him after he pulled a knife on his wife over Christmas. We all know that story by now, no need to rehash. Charlie's plea isn't exactly a surprise. We didn't think he was going to cop to a domestic violence charge, obviously. Charlie is due back in court July 21 for his trail. His publicist said in a statement, "Charlie is looking forward for this opportuni...
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