Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Paris is a “Special Needs” Prisoner

paris-hilton-jail-photo.jpg Paris Hilton will have until Tuesday to start her stint in jail. Even though she is "being treated like any other prisoner" she will be separated from other inmates during her stay. According to a spokesperson for the jail, Once [Paris] arrives, the ''Simple Life'' star will be housed in the jail's ''special needs'' unit. Like other inmates in the special-needs area, Hilton will take her meals in her cell and will be allowed outside the 12-foot-by-8-foot space for at least an hour each day to show...

Fashion Victim of the Week

RumerWillis.jpg Rumer Willis decided that an ill-fitting top and some leopard print palazzo pants would be a great idea. It was not a great idea as seen here. I really think that girls who have not so pretty faces need to wear long hair. The pixie thing only works for Natalie Portman-equse beauties. Rumer is getting on my nerves just a bit. She has famous parents and some famous friends but seriously is getting up there in the fug department....

Kristin Still Getting Her Swag On

Kristin Swag Kristin Cavallari, who really has done nothing of note since her turn as a bitchy high schooler on the reality show "Laguna Beach," is seen here at the Kari Feinstein MTV Movie Awards Style Lounge getting her swag on. I think all this girl does is show up at Hollywood parties and get bags and shoes. She did an episode of Veronica Mars, a failed reality show "Get This Party Started" some indie movie that nobody saw and is set to grace the silver screen in "Spring Breakdown" in 2008. I am surprised...

Jail is Hot

Paris Hilton with Bible Paris is going to make the most out of her jail stay. She already has pimped out her best friend and her dog and now is going to use prison as a way to get more famous. As much as I hate this girl...she is kind of a genius. Sources say the jail-bound heiress has ordered a hair and makeup team to meet her at her Hollywood Hills home at 9 a.m. Monday. It’s understood that the glamorous inmate-to-be plans to turn the perp walk into a catwalk, and she wants the media to see her looking her best. ââ‚...

Lindsay Already Trippin Outside of Rehab

Lindsay Lohan checked out of rehab at Promises in Malibu for a quick trip to the gym yesterday. I'm a bit confused since they made a big deal when she checked in that she would not be getting privilages to go into the outside world. This place is really expensive...even my old apartment had a gym and I'm guessing it was not as posh as Promises. Maybe she really wanted to get some more water bottles so she could fill them up with vodka. Once again...as the Evil Beet states quite often...California rehab is not the way to go. These girls should be shipped off to a place where they really are taking time away from their normal lives and get help. /> Lindsay Lohan checked out of rehab at Promises in Malibu for a quick trip to the gym yesterday. I'm a bit confused since they made a big deal when she checked in that she would not be getting privilages to go into the outside world. This place is really expensive...even my old apartment had a gym and I'm guessing it was not as posh as Promises. Maybe she really wanted to get some more water bottles so she could fill them up with vodka. Once again...as the Evil Beet states quite often...Ca...

Calum Best Is Wise

calumrehab.jpg Good call Calum. "I'm a bad boy. I go out and get drunk, I get high on cocaine and I do stupid debauched things with the wrong women. When I'm high I do wild stupid shit. I'm a red-blooded male and I'm addicted to sex. I don't have to be like my dad, but I feel his blood running through my veins. I need to sort out my problems before it's too late." So you have figured out the problem. The next step I think is to get some help. Maybe check into the same rehab as your girlfriend so that...

Page Six is Retarded

buble-blunt-bafta.jpg Why is Page Six Retarded?...Because they ran this little blurb today. CORNY crooner Michael Bublé isn't entirely the ladies' man he fancies himself to be. The never-bashful balladeer was spotted "boasting to anyone who would listen" in the bar at the Hotel Costes K in Paris the other night, "wearing this ridiculous vest and bragging to everyone about how women fall all over him and how amazing he is," our witness reports. But when he tried out his moves by flirting with Emily Blunt, who ...

Keira Knightley is a Skinny Bitch

051112_keiraknightley_vlwidec.jpg I have to say that I have a friend who worked on a movie in England with miss Keira and said simply, "She is quite the brat...actually I really couldn't stand her...not many people can." I used to love Keira but lately she as really made some annyoing comments. She is attempting to make her fans think that she is "just like them" when really her image is a dangerous example of skeletal Hollywood. Even though she is very thin and a huge role models to young women in England she always is ma...

NSync=Gay

nsync.jpg So this isn't much of a shocker but reports are circulating that JC Chasez is gay and was caught with an escort at a European charity event. Check out this blind item and see who you think it is... Which still-closeted former boy-bander was making sure nobody got pictures of him with his handsome Spanish escort at a recent European charity event? Rumors have been circulating about JC for some time. Since he was attempting to launch a career as a hot solo singer (ala Justin Timbe...

Shirley MacLaine/Hollywood Execs Are Not Loving the Lohan

a.jpg Lindsay Lohan is not only back in rehab, she also is messing up her movie career left and right. Lindsay was reportedly supposed to start shooting a movie called "Poor Things" on Thursday it looks like that will not be happening. The movie, starting Shirley MacLaine would have given Lindsay a chance to redeem herself in the world of A-list Hollywood but even before she checked into rehab reports were surfacing that Shirley MacLaine was already trying to get her off the project. Shirley is e...