Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Mommie and Me

How cute are Katie Holmes and Suri? I have to say that the alien baby is really growing up to be a beautiful girl. They are a cute pair with Katie and her new mommy haircut. Sources keep saying that Katie is knocked up with another alien spawn. I hope, for her sake, that she isn't so she can get out of the grip of creepy Cruise soon. For more pictures of this adorable pair click [here]katie-holmes-suri-cruise-swimming-f.jpgHow cute are Katie Holmes and Suri? I have to say that the alien baby is really growing up to be a beautiful girl. They are a cute pair with Katie and her new mommy haircut. Sources keep saying that Katie is knocked up with another alien spawn. I hope, for her sake, that she isn't so she can get out of the grip of creepy Cruise soon. For more pictures of this adorable pair click [here]...

Worst.Boob Job.Ever

heidi-montag-bikini-grey.jpg I'm sorry but seriously Heidi Montag...those boobs are a bit too much. I am all for the boob job. There are many celebrities that go out, get themselves some natural looking fakes and really it doesn't hotten them up a bit. Heidi, in true reality-vixen fashion, has gotten herself boobs that are wayyyy to big for her little frame. She is very into having her new boobs photographed quite a lot. I don't know who cares enough to show up on a beach and take her picture but it keeps happening o...

Paris Back in Real Jail

paris-hilton-drunk-driving-2.jpg Paris has been transferred from the Twin Towers Medical Facility to Lynwood Correctional Facility where she was put in the first place. She was transferred late last night and will serve out the rest of her sentence in her same cell. According to sources, Paris has been a bit less crazy now that that pesky case of ADD has been dealt with. Sources tell TMZ that Hilton has been doing much better with the proper meds, and we're told that there has been pressure on the Sheriff's Departmen...

Speaking of Ann Coulter

coulter-is-an-alien.jpg Not only does her hair look good. She is DEFENDING Paris Hilton. I fly a little right of the radar, on the record I think she is a bit batty, but it is shocking that she would defend the celebutard. She does make a point though. Why isn't Nicole or Lindsay facing jail time? "I think the judge has Judge Ito disease, he wanted to get his name in the paper and he succeeded. And everyone around her, everyone involved in this case -0- is not going to have a story to sell to inside edition. I...

Paris Going Through Withdrawl as I Live-blog Fox News

I'm angry I didn't think of this first but our friend Jonathan Jaxson over at JJ's blog believes that Paris's "medical condition" (she was seen shaking and sweating during her hearing) might actually be her going through withdrawl. It would be rough to be thrown in jail and also go through withdrawl at the same time. Even somebody that normally drinks daily might go through a physical withdrawl symptoms.
News reports every where are reporting that Paris was shaking, twitching, sweating, crying, and limp like in the court room today. All this prior to being sentenced back to jail to serve out 40 more days of her original 45 day sentence. Let me comment on this from a personal point of view. I have several celebrities, along with my own witnessing, that knows Paris Hilton was a frequent drug user. Her symptoms seem to resemble those of drug with draw. It wasn't abnormal to see Paris smoking weed, doing a line of cocaine, getting drunk, smoking cigarettes, popping pills, or what ever else you could think of.
Greta Van Sustren is being interviewed on Fox News right now. She was in court with Paris and says that the heiress looked very ill. The pieces of the puzzle are coming together. Paris right now has arrived at the Twin Towers Correctional Center. Also...in case anyone cares East Coast air traffic has pretty much shut down due to a glitch in Atlanta. The dow is also way up. I need to get away from my computer...I'm live-blogging Fox News. Anne Coulter's hair looks great. When did I become Elizabeth Hasselback? Oh, also Buzz Aldrin is talking about the fact that Paris Hilton is going to jail...as Astronauts head to space. /> I'm angry I didn't think of this first but our friend Jonathan Jaxson over at JJ's blog believes that Paris's "medical condition" (she was seen shaking and sweating during her hearing) might actually be her going through withdrawl. It would be rough to be thrown in jail and also go through withdrawl at the same time. Even somebody that normally drinks daily might go through a physical withdrawl symptoms. News reports every where are reporting that Paris was shaking, twitching, sweating, cr...

Yes…Those Were Probably Real Tears

ParisHilton Not only is Paris back in jail, but also she is quite unhappy about it. This is a very different Paris than the girl on MTV's red carpet who said she wanted to serve out her sentence like anyone else. She said she didn't want special treatment. Of course she did get special treatment since her "medical condition" was simply her being a bit out of sorts by the whole incarceration thing. Paris finally lashed out and showed the world that after a few days in slammer she has realized that jail ...

Fashion Victim of the Week

Brian Friedman Brian Friedman is seen here at his birthday party. I understand that gay men are supposed to be a little more fabulous than the common folk but he really is taking it to another level. The scarf is an interesting little piece of flair but what really gets me is the silver boots with the white suit. When I look through unfortunate fashion mistakes I always wonder who looks at these people and goes, "Damn, you look amazing." Brian will most likely be featured soon on "So You Think You C...

Remember When?

16407-lindsay-lohan-sex-e-screensaver.jpg Want something a little sexier than this? Be sure to check out our nip slip gallery and our upskirt/labia slip gallery. Last night I watched "Mean Girls" for the first time in a while and I was struck by something...Lindsay Lohan used to be so naturally beautiful. She has a smoking body in the movie and is lovely and fresh-faced. I was actually a Lohan fan after this movie and since then her professional and personal life has really tanked. I think she is a cautionary tale for all those young cute celebrities. No matter how young you are har...