Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Penelope Cruz is Not Dating Salma Hayek…Or So She Says

Since Penelope Cruz once dated gay gay Tom Cruise many have speculated that she is a closeted lesbian and that her close "friendship" with Salma Hayek is actually a hot love affair. Like the cute "friends" that they are I guess at some premiere Penelope pinched Selma's butt in front of a bunch of paparazzi which promted many to start gabbing again about a relationship between the two. On the David Letterman show this week Penelope had to deny deny deny that she isn't having some hot latina act...

Fashion Victim of the Week

Now I really don't have many issues with this outfit. It is, however, not the best idea to wear something that poofs at your stomach when the entire free world thinks you are preggers. I really think that if you are upset that people are calling you out for being pregnant you should wear something that doesn't look like you have indulged a bit too much at Fridays. If you are pregnant then, of course, work it out but this is what Halle Barry looked liked around the same time. Do you think sh...

Another Beauty Queen…Another Playboy Centerfold

So not only has Miss Tara Conner been approached by Hugh Hefner and his people to be in Playboy, but also Katie Rees as well. If you don't remember Katie Rees she was the fallen beauty queen from Nevada who posed for naughty sexually suggestive pictures during her spring break and was dethroned by Donald Trump even though he had recently given Tara Conner, Miss USA, a pardon for her slutting it up, snorting blow and boozing while underage. I really think that Hef should create a whole special...

Los Angeles is Getting Even Sexier!

Los Angeles will be the new home of Posh and Becks! David Beckham today agreed to a five-year deal with the Major League Soccer team the Los Angeles Galaxy. This has been in the works for a while but I am so excited that he is going to be coming to the United States. I love soccer, and the MLS needs a boost which David will provide for sure. The president of the Los Angeles Galaxy is quite excited about this move as he stated today, "David Beckham will have a greater impact on soccer in America than any athlete has ever had...

Style Forecast for 2007

Ladies listen up, styles are going 60s for the New Year. Looser, super-short 60s shift dresses are coming into style with fun details to spice them up for nighttime. Not only are clothes going 60s, but also makeup as well. Smokey eyes and frosty lips will rule the club scene and lashes are going to be big big big. Break out your fake eyelashes because those are going to be the norm for red carpet events. While I'm super excited about the 60s coming back, I'm quite frightened about another new ...

Mary Kate’s Acting Debut

So when I heard that Mary Kate Olsen was in "Factory Girl" I thought that she might, you know, talk or do something of note in the movie. She actually is an extra. Not really even a featured extra just some skinny bitch in the background of a scene. How sad is that...she is quite famous (not for her acting ability mind you) and she ends up not even speaking in her big solo movie debut. Check it out here...she is in the back in a black dress. I really hope there is more of this because I guess she is playing someone of note but maybe her part was cut. Poor MK...guess "New York Minute" wasn't the best for your acting career. />So when I heard that Mary Kate Olsen was in "Factory Girl" I thought that she might, you know, talk or do something of note in the movie. She actually is an extra. Not really even a featured extra just some skinny bitch in the background of a scene. How sad is that...she is quite famous (not for her acting ability mind you) and she ends up not even speaking in her big solo movie debut. Check it out here...she is in the back in a black dress. I really hope there is more of this because I guess she...

JT is Too Good For Acting Lessons

Here is a quote that will make real actors out there want to hit Justin Timberlake in the face. When asked how he prepared for his role in Alpha Dog and if he took acting lessons to aid in his transition from a pop tart to serious actor Justin gushed that,
"I took classes when I was really young. I just use that as much as possible. For me, it seems more natural not to do as much as that."
So he wasn't so much "acting" but just "being himself." Awesome...and do you wonder why this movie has taken about 2 years to get released? Thank You Ted Casablanca...you are glorious. />Here is a quote that will make real actors out there want to hit Justin Timberlake in the face. When asked how he prepared for his role in Alpha Dog and if he took acting lessons to aid in his transition from a pop tart to serious actor Justin gushed that, "I took classes when I was really young. I just use that as much as possible. For me, it seems more natural not to do as much as that."So he wasn't so much "acting" but just "being himself." Awesome...and do you wonder why this movie has taken...

Monday Morning Music

There is some strange smell in Manhattan today. My roommate just called me and said "We aren't supposed to go to work if our offices are in the West 40s." I write this to you ladies and gentlemen from West 49th St. where I'm now not allowed to go outside. This is what happens when you wake up and read blogs...not the news. I need a pick me up and I think you all do to so here is a favorite random song of mine that gets me going when I've got a case of the Mondays...or when Manhattan is filled with a strange smell of gas and they are evacuating our train and subway stations. Here is "Mondo Bongo" by Joe Strummer & the Mescaleros. It is sexy, fun and very addictive. Enjoy! (I always pull music videos from YouTube and this didn't have one so this is some weird Final Fantasy thing...you can enjoy the random that is the YouTube video or just simply close your eyes and enjoy the music.) />There is some strange smell in Manhattan today. My roommate just called me and said "We aren't supposed to go to work if our offices are in the West 40s." I write this to you ladies and gentlemen from West 49th St. where I'm now not allowed to go outside. This is what happens when you wake up and read blogs...not the news. I need a pick me up and I think you all do to so here is a favorite random song of mine that gets me going when I've got a case of the Mondays...or when Manhattan is filled with...

They Are Actually Kind of Cute

So I hate to say this but I think that John Mayer and Jessica Simpson are kind of cute. I think they have been dating on and off for a while and John wasn't into the publicity machine that was Miss Simpson. They are finally publicly "coming out" as a couple and I think it a bit good for both of them. John needs a little drama to fuel his whiny songs and Jess needs some kind of stability so she can get off her path to crazy. I'm kind of hoping that this works out for both of them and he knocks h...

Fashion Victim of the Week

Paula Paula Paula...you are an woman in her 40s there is no reason to dress like a teenager from the late 90s. If you are trying to look hot in a corset please don't put bows on it. I really think this woman needs to hire a stylist to make her look like an actual lady. She is trashy without the body to back it up and it is just kind of sad that she just can't pull it together and wear a normal non-Forever 21 outfit. It is sad when people spend thousands of dollars to look this cheap. I really can...